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Posted on 5/7/20 at 7:32 am to OmegaMan
I left early from that game, too. It's a shame we didn't finish you off.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 7:48 am to OmegaMan
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Weakene, I could profer, no resistance.
myself being to weak to move or protest. I will always remember their evil cackle as they left me stranded
In the bushes ? Evil Georgia people having their way
with you ? I think we've seen this movie before.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 8:13 am to OmegaMan
It could have been worse. They could have humped you to establish dominance. Count yourself lucky.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 8:35 am to OmegaMan
According to Aubie legend, we spit on Aubies and throw piss balloons at them. This story mentions neither, so I’m suspect.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 9:03 am to Cobb Dawg
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piss balloons
That's LSU's tradition.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 9:03 am to OmegaMan
Until you've had a fire hose turned on you, I really don't give a flying damn at how you were treated in Athens...
Posted on 5/7/20 at 9:05 am to Leto II
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That's LSU's tradition.
Can't believe Cobb Dawg doesn't remember it was at LSU where he was hit in the face with a piss balloon.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 9:10 am to 1BIGTigerFan
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Can't believe Cobb Dawg doesn't remember it was at LSU where he was hit in the face with a piss balloon
I heard golden showers are his "thing". Probably blended in with all the other piss on his face.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 9:53 am to Leto II
Must have taken a break from the bukkake scene and tried piss play? What a demented pervert
Posted on 5/7/20 at 9:59 am to Leto II
Georgia spits
LSU throws piss balloons and pushes old women down stairs
LSU throws piss balloons and pushes old women down stairs
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:32 am to Leto II
You seem to know a lot about the perv stuff. Was that taught at Jiffy Lube training?
Posted on 5/7/20 at 11:55 am to OmegaMan
See, what really happened was we were concerned for your safety and were checking your person for ID when the doofus who was looking for a label in your hat caught it on fire with his cigarette by accident. In our defense, the fumes from your degenerative bourbon consumption must have acted as an accelerant. Realizing what a shame it’d be to burn the hat with a Georgia players signature on it, we all began to spit on the hat in an attempt to put the flames out. I’m sure this is where the silly spit ritual must’ve taken route in Auburn’s fans collective conscience.
See, just a big misunderstanding.
You fricking stooge.
See, just a big misunderstanding.
You fricking stooge.
This post was edited on 5/7/20 at 11:57 am
Posted on 5/7/20 at 12:48 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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Can't believe Cobb Dawg doesn't remember it was at LSU where he was hit in the face with a piss balloon.
Only been to Red Stick one time and had a great time. No piss balloons, but got a good knob job from your mom. She called it her “Bayou Bengal Special”. I tipped her $10.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:23 pm to Cobb Dawg
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got a good knob job from your mom.
I remember that. She still laughs at how small your peen is.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:27 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Will this be an ongoing series? I feel certain other fan bases have abused you during your time as a pathetic drunk.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:28 pm to Dawgfanman
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I feel certain other fan bases have abused you during your time as a pathetic drunk.
I'm only pathetic when I'm drunk.
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:35 pm to OmegaMan
Posted on 5/7/20 at 1:55 pm to OmegaMan
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Message The time Georgia fans abused me by OmegaMan ... I had been attending the UGA-AU game 1999. I had to many beverages before the game. Auburn went up big. I knew I should leave so I tried my best to leave the stadium and get back to the Sigma Nu house. But I had become weakened by the drink so I found shelter at some bushes. I slept there hoping to return later to my friends. Instead a cruel mob of UGA fans found me. Weakene, I could profer, no resistance. The quickly realized I was incaple of movement. They put leaves and grass on me as they howled their evil delights. They removed my hat, that was from the 83 season that Pat dye had signed himself. They burnt it in front of me, myself being to weak to move or protest. I will always remember their evil cackle as they left me stranded, hatless.
Methinks he left out the part worthy of a Deliverance Sequel
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He had a “snaking” due him at Sigma Nu and the enormity of it all left him helpless.
This post was edited on 5/7/20 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 5/7/20 at 2:33 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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I remember that. She still laughs at how small your peen is.
She was good tho. Said at least mine was bigger than your daddy’s.
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