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The Texas monkey is back, with a special appearance by Pole Assassin
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:17 am
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:17 am
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:19 am to AHM21
Is it wearing a UT diaper? 
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:21 am to AHM21
Nasty.
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:22 am to AHM21
Legit question. Who is this skank? I honestly don’t know.
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:23 am to AHM21
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:25 am to BOSCEAUX
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Legit question. Who is this skank? I honestly don’t know.
The wife of Texas Special Teams Coordinator/TE Coach Jeff Banks
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:26 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
He left his wife and kids for her and the monkey lol
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:26 am to Sl0thstronautEsq
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Jeff Banks left his wife and kids to marry a stripper named “Pole Assassin” who had a pet monkey and performed with the monkey. A couple years ago the monkey attacked a little kid on Halloween
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:27 am to BOSCEAUX
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Legit question. Who is this skank? I honestly don’t know.
Part of the Texas family
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:29 am to AHM21
I still use Texas Stripper Monkey as an online moniker.
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:31 am to AHM21
It must have been so awkward when Miss Terry had all the coaches' wives over for dinner
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:32 am to Byrdybyrd05
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He left his wife and kids for her and the monkey lol
Well.. That’s, uh.. Not something I might personally do…
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:33 am to AHM21
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:35 am to AHM21
Thanks for reminding me there is a worse PoS than Kiffin
Posted on 9/13/26 at 11:38 am to BOSCEAUX
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Legit question. Who is this skank? I honestly don’t know.
You can't appreciate it without the full backstory. Infinity the Pole Assassin aka Dani Thomas is a "performer"/stripper that hit the big time on Jerry Springer and continues to this day doing her stripper pole performances. She has an "emotional support monkey" that also dances with her.
When Sark takes over in Austin, he brings in Jeff Banks from Alabama to coach special teams.
Social media lights up that Banks and Pole Assassin get married . . .all is well until Halloween of 2021 when a lawsuit is filed claiming the emotional support monkey attacked and bit a kid during trick or treating.
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