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re: The SEC Champion is....MICHIGAN?

Posted on 12/6/21 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
7285 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 2:58 pm to
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I give you that one...at Michigan, our kids can read, write, and they actually ATTEND CLASSES! Michigan is an academic school first, and a great football team SECOND!
What can I say. We didn't want to be a bunch of racists anymore
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
18206 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 2:58 pm to
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Ohio State fans have figured out how to create alters.


I doubt real OSU fans would even pretend to be UM fans.


Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
9639 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 2:59 pm to
Michigan has fans?
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 2:59 pm to
These alters are losing control of themselves
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
19739 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:00 pm to
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One thing we have plenty of is gravy.


Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
44857 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:00 pm to
Good Luck.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
17053 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:01 pm to
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I doubt real OSU fans would even pretend to be UM fans

How much would you have to hate another school to learn how to paint a toilet in their colors?

You think the guy at Home Depot was phased when he asked for the toilet paint?

I’m kind of impressed.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
48887 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:02 pm to
Cool
Posted by JoseyWalesTheOutlaw
In The Ham
Member since Nov 2017
12448 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:03 pm to
You have a great governor as well

I assume she will let Go Blue play?
Posted by ReversePiggie
In non-Arkansas US
Member since Sep 2021
3877 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:04 pm to
Even if in some weird parallel universe Michigan found a way to win one or both games, how exactly would that end the SEC gravy train?

Half the playoff field is SEC. All 13 of our football playing teams are bowl bound and Vandy is good at baseball.

One thing the South absolutely has over the North is an understanding of "gravy"... and apparently math.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
11605 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:04 pm to
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Yes, that's correct. Michigan will beat Georgia, beat Bama, and then play LSU, A&M, Arkansas, etc., if you want to watch them lose, too. This Michigan team is on a MISSION...the SEC "gravy train" is over, and it ends in 3 weeks.

You need to lay off that Flint tap water son.
Posted by MNW
Starkville, MS
Member since Mar 2015
1958 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
32964 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:18 pm to
WillyT bored AF today.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31876 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:19 pm to
Lloyd Carr was a long, long time ago.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20467 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:24 pm to
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The SEC Champion is....MICHIGAN?


Bro as much as I’d like to see Bama demolish Michigan, UGA is going to skull drag those poons first. They have suicide prevention lines by the way so when it happens you have someone to run to! You should go ahead and Google it so it’s on standby. It will be too late by halftime of the game so plan accordingly!
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
46785 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:27 pm to
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throw a log on the fire


Going to be 80 degrees and humid down in Miami. Best to leave the logs at home.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
22079 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:33 pm to
We literally beat the frick out of you in the Gator Bowl. 54-14 if I recall.
Posted by Milf n Cookies
Texas
Member since Nov 2021
730 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:33 pm to
This is what a cell phone looked like the last time they won/split a national championship.




True. But, this is what a phone looked like the last time their opponent won/split a natty.

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee
Nor Al
Member since May 2019
1480 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:35 pm to
I love seeing Michigan in bowl games.



Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
16593 posts
Posted on 12/6/21 at 3:36 pm to
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Greetings from the North! Just wanted to wish you folks from Georgia good luck in the big game, and also just letting folks from Alabama know they will NOT hoist a Trophy without going through Michigan.



Getting real self-evident that you and Cincy have never been at the grownups table. Now, get your elbows off the table before you get smacked.
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