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The official Ole Miss help hotline thread
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:16 pm
I see you guys are still struggling (melting) really bad in threads.
I AM here to help you.
Dr. Mullenboys in now in. (Free consultations today)
First, let me suggest you remove all sharp objects from your home before we get started. Also, alcohol CAN be dangerous as too much consumption can lead to alcohol poisoning. Kicking your pets and beating your wives can lead to arrests, there is no need to add complications to an already bad issue.
Now, lets discuss the feelings you are currently experiencing. Right now you are feeling down , to best illustrate this emotion I have added this emoticon --->
As a professional I do understand the mindset of an Ole Miss fan. You were really excited about that 7-0 start, but I foresaw trouble headed your way later in the season. It's common for your fan base to have unrealistic expectations, denial is your way of coping.
While the Egg Bowl is the most important game on your schedule every year, it is not life and death. This is difficult for many of you to understand, but over time is does get better. If you feel that you have slipped into chronic depression, please seek professional help immediately.
I suggest consulting with Vanderbilt fans , they have much in common with you. Group sessions are encouraged.
As you get the mental help you need along with the realization that you will never meet expectations, it's best to face the 2023 upcoming season head on. You will not be going to Atlanta nor winning the National Championship despite what your other Rebel fans tell you. We call this indoctrination in my profession and it's a serious issue.
The bright side is an 8-4 repeat is still above average for your program. Embrace the low expectations, it's a healthy mental alternative to an unrealistic view of reality.
I hope this session has been helpful, I realize the hurt and I care. Feel free to contact me at any time should you feel you are a danger to yourself or family members. May God bless you and know that I am always here to help.
Dr. Mullenboys, (Contact info - tEggBowlDestroyedMe@gmail.com)
I AM here to help you.
Dr. Mullenboys in now in. (Free consultations today)
First, let me suggest you remove all sharp objects from your home before we get started. Also, alcohol CAN be dangerous as too much consumption can lead to alcohol poisoning. Kicking your pets and beating your wives can lead to arrests, there is no need to add complications to an already bad issue.
Now, lets discuss the feelings you are currently experiencing. Right now you are feeling down , to best illustrate this emotion I have added this emoticon --->
As a professional I do understand the mindset of an Ole Miss fan. You were really excited about that 7-0 start, but I foresaw trouble headed your way later in the season. It's common for your fan base to have unrealistic expectations, denial is your way of coping.
While the Egg Bowl is the most important game on your schedule every year, it is not life and death. This is difficult for many of you to understand, but over time is does get better. If you feel that you have slipped into chronic depression, please seek professional help immediately.
I suggest consulting with Vanderbilt fans , they have much in common with you. Group sessions are encouraged.
As you get the mental help you need along with the realization that you will never meet expectations, it's best to face the 2023 upcoming season head on. You will not be going to Atlanta nor winning the National Championship despite what your other Rebel fans tell you. We call this indoctrination in my profession and it's a serious issue.
The bright side is an 8-4 repeat is still above average for your program. Embrace the low expectations, it's a healthy mental alternative to an unrealistic view of reality.
I hope this session has been helpful, I realize the hurt and I care. Feel free to contact me at any time should you feel you are a danger to yourself or family members. May God bless you and know that I am always here to help.
Dr. Mullenboys, (Contact info - tEggBowlDestroyedMe@gmail.com)
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Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:17 pm to MullenBoys
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:18 pm to MullenBoys
Ain’t nobody reading all that.
Auburn fans are melting way more than OM fans.
Auburn fans are melting way more than OM fans.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:18 pm to MullenBoys
Feel bad for what? Not hiring the perv?
Dude took a preseason top 10 team and had them unranked by the end of his final season.
Some coaching guru Auburn has
Dude took a preseason top 10 team and had them unranked by the end of his final season.
Some coaching guru Auburn has
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:19 pm to MullenBoys
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:21 pm to cbi8
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Ain’t nobody reading all that.
You will read all that and fking enjoy it, you understand me?
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:21 pm to MullenBoys
Thems a whole lot of words to say "I want attention today"
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:22 pm to cbi8
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Ain’t nobody reading all that. Auburn fans are melting way more than OM fans.
What he said
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:22 pm to MullenBoys
I read all of it and gave an objective response.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:23 pm to MullenBoys
I don’t think many of us here care lol
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:24 pm to MullenBoys
Can you post a revised version possibly ?
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:25 pm to Tornado Alley
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I read all of it and gave an objective response.
In all honesty, I especially worried about you the most. I can see you haven't been doing so well in threads. I am here for you. Also, the abundance of Ole Miss fans responding is encouraging.
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:25 pm to MullenBoys
Why in the hell would any OM fans be melting? Enlighten me.
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:27 pm to MullenBoys
I don’t understand, Auburn tried to hire our coach and he turned them down, so their backup was an absolute loser that we fired and set our program back years. Why would we melt over that exactly? I’m excited, Auburn could be scary with a good hire, this is not a good hire and if anything more likely to tank them even further.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:27 pm to MullenBoys
I know you’re sitting there thinking you have some great troll but no one here is going to bite. Ole Miss generally has the more level headed fans here.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:28 pm to MullenBoys
I see LOTS and LOTS of Ole Miss fans have immediately down voted and responded to this thread. This is a good sign, it shows they secretly want help but right now it's hard to admit. We ARE making slow progress!
(Lmao @ tRebel fans showing up so fast in unison , they are hurting)
(Lmao @ tRebel fans showing up so fast in unison , they are hurting)
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 3:33 pm
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:33 pm to MullenBoys
I'll admit I was worried about losing Kiffin, and though I like Freeze, I never wanted him back at OM. Like that would ever happen anyway.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:34 pm to MullenBoys
Yea I’m so upset that our former head coach, who got caught cheating ( on wife and with the NCAA), who almost completely tanked our program to a point of no return with sanctions and completely humiliated himself and the university.
I am not upset.
I am not upset.
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:37 pm to Insideradvantage
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I'll admit I was worried about losing Kiffin, and though I like Freeze, I never wanted him back at OM. Like that would ever happen anyway.
Acceptance is the first step overcoming anxiety and depression.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 3:40 pm to jellyfish
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Yea I’m so upset that our former head coach, who got caught cheating ( on wife and with the NCAA), who almost completely tanked our program to a point of no return with sanctions and completely humiliated himself and the university.
This help hotline has nothing to do with that as many of you think. This is about your Egg Bowl loss and expectations. However, I must say that getting out all of that vented up anger in your post is encouraging. Please continue.....
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