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The lie of lsu's schedule.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:28 pm
Yeah the longer those purple and yellow mud ducks suck at that "toughest schedule on the planet" teet, the quicker it dries.
Lsu hasn't beaten jackshit. Miami is over in the ACC playing intramural football and auburn has the offensive potency of a fricking marshmallow gun.
Lsu has one good east division game and they hang on the cross as though there's a "skull and bones" like conspiracy against them. I hope that never changes. It's a trait unique to their fanbase. They actually believe the SEC offices conspire against them, really they do. It's engrained in the louisiana sports culture. Saints fans are the same way about Roger Goodell. If lsu fans aren't being victimized, they're just not happy.
Anyway, this dopey lsu football team diddles an ole miss squad that everyone passes around like the fat chick at a keg party and now they think they're world class poonhounds.
Nope. This season's alot like 15. The season leonard fournette politely handed Derrick Henry the heisman trophy but this year? The entire lsu defense will hand it to tua Tagovailoa.
You see the lord loves the alabama crimson tide above all others and after tua strips lsu of all it's worldly goods. He's gonna sit down in your living room and tell you about jesus.
Lsu hasn't beaten jackshit. Miami is over in the ACC playing intramural football and auburn has the offensive potency of a fricking marshmallow gun.
Lsu has one good east division game and they hang on the cross as though there's a "skull and bones" like conspiracy against them. I hope that never changes. It's a trait unique to their fanbase. They actually believe the SEC offices conspire against them, really they do. It's engrained in the louisiana sports culture. Saints fans are the same way about Roger Goodell. If lsu fans aren't being victimized, they're just not happy.
Anyway, this dopey lsu football team diddles an ole miss squad that everyone passes around like the fat chick at a keg party and now they think they're world class poonhounds.
Nope. This season's alot like 15. The season leonard fournette politely handed Derrick Henry the heisman trophy but this year? The entire lsu defense will hand it to tua Tagovailoa.
You see the lord loves the alabama crimson tide above all others and after tua strips lsu of all it's worldly goods. He's gonna sit down in your living room and tell you about jesus.
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Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:29 pm to Fried baloney
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Anyway, this dopey lsu football team diddles an ole miss squad that everyone passes around like the fat chick at a keg party and now they think they're world class poonhounds.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:31 pm to Fried baloney
Take a lap Tuscaloosa
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:31 pm to Fried baloney
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:32 pm to Fried baloney
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Yeah the longer those purple and yellow mud ducks suck at that "toughest schedule on the planet" teet, the quicker it dries.
Lsu hasn't beaten jackshit. Miami is over in the ACC playing intramural football and auburn has the offensive potency of a fricking marshmallow gun.
Lsu has one good east division game and they hang on the cross as though there's a "skull and bones" like conspiracy against them. I hope that never changes. It's a trait unique to their fanbase. They actually believe the SEC offices conspire against them, really they do. It's engrained in the louisiana sports culture. Saints fans are the same way about Roger Goodell. If lsu fans aren't being victimized, they're just not happy.
Anyway, this dopey lsu football team diddles an ole miss squad that everyone passes around like the fat chick at a keg party and now they think they're world class poonhounds.
Nope. This season's alot like 15. The season leonard fournette politely handed Derrick Henry the heisman trophy but this year? The entire lsu defense will hand it to tua Tagovailoa.
You see the lord loves the alabama crimson tide above all others and after tua strips lsu of all it's worldly goods. He's gonna sit down in your living room and tell you about jesus.
Dude. That was magnificent.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:33 pm to Fried baloney
Sorry dude, your schedule sucks
By the time mud ducks roll around, you’ll have played 0 ranked teams
By the time mud ducks roll around, you’ll have played 0 ranked teams
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:33 pm to Sid E Walker
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Dude. That was magnificent.
I"m just here to do my part man.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:34 pm to Jrv2damac
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Sorry dude, your schedule sucks
By the time mud ducks roll around, you’ll have played 0 ranked teams
And by the time those mud ducks roll around they won't be ranked either.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:34 pm to Fried baloney
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Anyway, this dopey lsu football team diddles an ole miss squad that everyone passes around like the fat chick at a keg party and now they think they're world class poonhounds.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:34 pm to Fried baloney
Why the faaaak are you worrying about LSU for? The obsession is real. EAD
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:35 pm to Sun God
Soooooo.... lala tech still upset y'all didn't beat this team with and their bad schedule?
Then which SEC team has a legit tough schedule? Maybe the Vols because they suck and therefore everyone on their schedule is tough to beat.
Then which SEC team has a legit tough schedule? Maybe the Vols because they suck and therefore everyone on their schedule is tough to beat.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:35 pm to Fried baloney
Did your momma make you eat paint chips growing up? Do you need to be held??
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:37 pm to SouthernInsanity
OP is a Bama fan.
He’s very flustered that LSU’s FBS opponents are 14-1 outside their games with LSU.
He’s very flustered that LSU’s FBS opponents are 14-1 outside their games with LSU.
This post was edited on 9/30/18 at 1:43 pm
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:38 pm to Fried baloney
As a La Tech grad unsure how I feel about you flying the flag
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:39 pm to Fried baloney
If you exclude their loss to LSU, our opponents combined record is 14-1, that 1 loss being Ole Miss to Bama.
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:42 pm to 7nette
You again???
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:43 pm to 7nette
While every team they’ve played has 2 or more 
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:43 pm to Fried baloney
InsecureU
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:43 pm to Fried baloney
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:44 pm to Fried baloney
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Fried baloney
Damn man, you got a bad case of LSU on the mind.
You should take cyanide for that.
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