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re: The lie of lsu's schedule.

Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:55 pm to
His wife was taken from him by an LSU fan. Just let him vent.
Posted by Fried baloney
Member since Aug 2018
495 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:55 pm to
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This is a violation of your ban bet.


Yeah that's what they keep telling me.
Posted by Fried baloney
Member since Aug 2018
495 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:57 pm to
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Who hurt you?


Your old lady. She's a little toothy.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 3:00 pm to
Do you remember who did it? Maybe there was a nickname given to him?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
60438 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 3:05 pm to
The melt that keeps on giving.
Posted by DOPEman
Austin, Tejas
Member since Sep 2018
245 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 3:09 pm to


My old lady is a corn dog with mustard and purple dyed ketchup.

High brow comedy from a tech fan. I luv it.
This post was edited on 9/30/18 at 3:09 pm
Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 3:26 pm to
You’re still posting? Yawn
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 3:27 pm to
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Anyway, this dopey lsu football team diddles an ole miss squad that everyone passes around like the fat chick at a keg party and now they think they're world class poonhounds.



Gold.

But the rest of your post ...

shite.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
20491 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 3:38 pm to
Damned son, you mad as hell at LSU. I have to say I've been here just about as long as anyone and I'm not sure I've ever seen a single poster so obsessed with LSU. Take a break dude.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 3:40 pm to
I'm not buying LSU until after they play UGA or Bama
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
20491 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

'm not buying LSU until after they play UGA or Bam


And if they won then your story would change to...... Well, UGA wasn't as good as we thought
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
5023 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 3:56 pm to
Isn’t there a CUSA board you could lurk on?
Posted by geauxcoco
Greenville, SC
Member since Apr 2007
11119 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 3:58 pm to
Melt bitch.
Posted by broadcaster
Maurepas
Member since Sep 2013
2687 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 4:07 pm to
A fricking Alabama fan talking about Miami’s schedule! Miami schedule is harder than Alabama’s. Obviously Watching Burrow last night has this Alabama fan scared!
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 4:09 pm to
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Yeah the longer those purple and yellow mud ducks suck at that "toughest schedule on the planet" teet, the quicker it dries.

Lsu hasn't beaten jackshit. Miami is over in the ACC playing intramural football and auburn has the offensive potency of a fricking marshmallow gun.

Lsu has one good east division game and they hang on the cross as though there's a "skull and bones" like conspiracy against them. I hope that never changes. It's a trait unique to their fanbase. They actually believe the SEC offices conspire against them, really they do. It's engrained in the louisiana sports culture. Saints fans are the same way about Roger Goodell. If lsu fans aren't being victimized, they're just not happy.

Anyway, this dopey lsu football team diddles an ole miss squad that everyone passes around like the fat chick at a keg party and now they think they're world class poonhounds.

Nope. This season's alot like 15. The season leonard fournette politely handed Derrick Henry the heisman trophy but this year? The entire lsu defense will hand it to tua Tagovailoa.

You see the lord loves the alabama crimson tide above all others and after tua strips lsu of all it's worldly goods. He's gonna sit down in your living room and tell you about jesus.






That’s a sky scream
Posted by Mobtro
Daphne, AL
Member since Aug 2012
2600 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 4:11 pm to
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And if they won then your story would change to...... Well, UGA wasn't as good as we thought


Welcome to our world.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
58771 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 4:19 pm to
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You see the lord loves the alabama crimson tide above all others and after tua strips lsu of all it's worldly goods. He's gonna sit down in your living room and tell you about jesus.


What is it about other Louisiana schools that make them need to dickride Bama?

ULM, ULL, Southeastern, now LA Tech?
Posted by FUBAR
USA
Member since Sep 2004
4448 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 4:21 pm to
Nice story, you write that yourself?
Posted by pellietigersaint
Tiger Stadium
Member since Aug 2005
19043 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 4:24 pm to
Suck my tiger dick motherfricker
Posted by Fried baloney
Member since Aug 2018
495 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 4:27 pm to
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Suck my tiger dick motherfricker


And they say i'm melting.

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