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re: The Johnsonville Sausage lady

Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:25 am to
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:25 am to
quote:

Hate to admit it, but I have done worst....lot of you frickheads have, too.




If anyone on this board, under the age of 35, has done something worse than that... Jesus.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:49 am to
If anybody older than 35 has done worse than that I'd be just as perturbed
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141129 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 1:03 am to
so about the commercial itself...

the black firefighter dude looks like he HATES life in that ad
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 1:09 am to
I'll give some leeway for the older members of the board.

They coulda bagged a soft 6 to hard 5 who maybe didn't age as well.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 1:26 am to
quote:

I'll give some leeway for the older members of the board.

They coulda bagged a soft 6 to hard 5 who maybe didn't age as well



Banging a chick that didn't age well is one thing, that can't be helped. Some of the sexiest and easiest chicks in HS that many of us had our first experiences with can be completely worn out and nasty by your 10 yr reunion, everybody knows that shite happens.

I thought we were talking about banging a chick who looked worse at the actual time of said banging
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72184 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 1:34 am to
I had some streak breakers that weren’t that bad. Jesus.
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 2:42 am to
I was implying they married the average girl though, and then while growing old, she got worse.
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28286 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 4:02 am to
stay the frick away from my gal.
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 4:03 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 4:05 am to
not surprised
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28286 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 4:19 am to
she is my side piece.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:24 am to
pics of main course?
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95904 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 5:30 am to
Tammy ate the main course
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
14989 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 6:00 am to
Sometimes desperate times calls for desperate measures.
In this chicks case it would have to be a very desperate time but shite happens
Posted by EXPLAYER
Member since Jul 2017
10786 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:10 am to
True story when I was at LSU ,I met a guy from from a different university we were going to play ,we will say. Well we stayed over night and I was given permission to stay at guys home. All he talked about was his hot sister when I met his peeps she was hot but long story short I ended up doing his not so hot single mom. Not proud but shite happens. Probably better piece of arse then sister
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23884 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:32 am to
quote:

I ended up doing his not so hot single mom.

Hence, your name.
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8602 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:41 am to
From the looks of her she may have sausage hidden some place you never ever want to discover hidden sausage...unless you're texasag7
This post was edited on 6/10/18 at 7:47 am
Posted by EXPLAYER
Member since Jul 2017
10786 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:50 am to
Have read a few of your post and actually enjoyable. Guess I am saying you don't seem to be a troll. I may set up new email to send it to you for a chat. Don't like to put shite out here. I played back in 1977 to 81 Yes I am old man now ,
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:50 am to
Papa?
Posted by EXPLAYER
Member since Jul 2017
10786 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:51 am to
So true that dude is one hater. His wife has to dislike him as much as most fan bases here do.
Posted by EXPLAYER
Member since Jul 2017
10786 posts
Posted on 6/10/18 at 7:51 am to
Notta
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