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The Johnsonville Sausage lady
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:13 pm
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:13 pm
Every commercial break.
I know one of you baws is giving it thought. “Couple of beers...”
I know one of you baws is giving it thought. “Couple of beers...”
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Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:14 pm to CNB
Everclear maybe.
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:15 pm to CNB
She aint a lady, unless she is 280
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:16 pm to CNB
Her accent is all I need to 
This post was edited on 6/9/18 at 11:17 pm
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:16 pm to PorkRoast
Apparently you are but to each his own. I on the other hand have criteria, a set of standards that must be met and she cant ne under a 7
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:16 pm to CNB
Tammy seems patriotic.
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:18 pm to EKG
In a Statue of Liberty singing about sausage kind of way
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:21 pm to CNB
IWHI.
I mean, uh, my internet is really slow.
I mean, uh, my internet is really slow.
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:34 pm to CNB
You know you want to sausage her cockaboos straight to Johnsonville.
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:35 pm to CNB
Hate to admit it, but I have done worst....lot of you frickheads have, too. 
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:40 pm to Spankum
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but I have done wurst
FIFY
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:41 pm to CNB
Women the Rant likes:
Johnsonville Brat Lady
Women the Rant doesn't like:
Katherine Webb
Johnsonville Brat Lady
Women the Rant doesn't like:
Katherine Webb
This post was edited on 6/9/18 at 11:43 pm
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:42 pm to KSGamecock
I’m warmed up.
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:52 pm to CNB
How about the mom from the commercial?
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:55 pm to KSGamecock
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Women the Rant doesn't like:
Katherine Webb
Traitor, gold digger, and says she's a "cool mom" unironically.
Once the pretty face stops being pretty, what will be left to like about her?
Posted on 6/9/18 at 11:55 pm to BowlJackson
Her sausage
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:06 am to CNB
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Her sausage
I found a picture of Katherine Webb from 40 years in the future.
It's just too bad she took half of McCannon's clipboard holding money when they got divorced in 2021
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:11 am to CNB
Do you have a pic of her holding a sausage so I can finish?
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:17 am to CNB
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I know one of you baws is giving it thought. “Couple of beers...”
Alright, frick it, the night can't get worse. Where is she?
Posted on 6/10/18 at 12:20 am to Spankum
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Hate to admit it, but I have done worst....lot of you frickheads have, too.
Brah how old are you, 50?
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