The Harry Rex Vonner Report: Arkansas is The SEC Expansion Pied Piper, by Harry Rex Vonner

Circa 30 years ago, Arkansas came, opened it's SEC tenure with a basketball Final Four and then a basketball natty, not a mention three or so coveted SEC West Football Titles


Then comes in Aggy wagging their tails behind us, joining us, after having trashed us to high heaven in 1991-92

Then Mizzou, some dipshit college up the road followed in as well.

Now it's Texas, willing to admit the Razorbacks were visionaries, and risking a worsening of that Arkansas 35 year winning record over the Horns.

And bringing Oklahoma, another dipshit college down the road out west 3 hours. Head bowed, finally accepting that they've now permanently scheduled the team they've avoided scheduling for more than half a century



Thank you Recruiting gods. Arkansas is the clear winner here today. That Springdale northern bypass is ready to reopen construction to pull traffic out of the now busier route from Tulsa. The University of Arkansas now owns Tulsa.














Harry Rex Vonner is an independent journalist, SEC historian, renowned attorney, and rightful owner of tRant posters Angry Short Kansas Bagel Shop Guy, Willy Dick Move, oilfield gynecology, Stark Melt Grad, and several others.