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Texas Fans are the worst
Posted on 11/10/26 at 9:38 am
Posted on 11/10/26 at 9:38 am
The program has had the most money as long as history can remember and they quite literally have nothing to show for it other than social media optics like college football players borrowing a lambo.
These guys are the most high nose frickers in the country. They think DKR is the epitome of a college gameday experience. You can’t even find a beer or food tailgating out there on the concrete campus. No one shares it’s all ‘who do you know here? Are you a tech bro? Do you wear arcteryx vests in the winter? Oh you don’t run or have an influence on social media? Oh, you don’t know Larry? Get lost!’ let alone have anyone welcome you accordingly. They’re too busy sniffing each others farts and social climbing at their exclusive “tail gates.” Not to mention it’s oddly quiet in the home games, something is super artificial about their whole image, and culture. Also please note they have a turf field. Lack of tradition, mid culture.
There is literally a church of Scientology right by their campus. Must have sent brain worms out to convince them Arch is some sort of ‘clutch’ player.
Don’t even get me started on Sark, what a doucher that guy is. No media narrative to dislike that guy! Bro needs to lay off the Melanotan I.
Anyways I hope you little baws enjoy the true epitome of college football gameday this Saturday in Tiger Stadium at night. Get some gumbo, get some Cajun cuisine, get cultured. Please have a beer! Because that’s how we roll! LSU will show you what it means to be classy, composed, and welcoming.
These guys are the most high nose frickers in the country. They think DKR is the epitome of a college gameday experience. You can’t even find a beer or food tailgating out there on the concrete campus. No one shares it’s all ‘who do you know here? Are you a tech bro? Do you wear arcteryx vests in the winter? Oh you don’t run or have an influence on social media? Oh, you don’t know Larry? Get lost!’ let alone have anyone welcome you accordingly. They’re too busy sniffing each others farts and social climbing at their exclusive “tail gates.” Not to mention it’s oddly quiet in the home games, something is super artificial about their whole image, and culture. Also please note they have a turf field. Lack of tradition, mid culture.
There is literally a church of Scientology right by their campus. Must have sent brain worms out to convince them Arch is some sort of ‘clutch’ player.
Don’t even get me started on Sark, what a doucher that guy is. No media narrative to dislike that guy! Bro needs to lay off the Melanotan I.
Anyways I hope you little baws enjoy the true epitome of college football gameday this Saturday in Tiger Stadium at night. Get some gumbo, get some Cajun cuisine, get cultured. Please have a beer! Because that’s how we roll! LSU will show you what it means to be classy, composed, and welcoming.
This post was edited on 11/10/26 at 11:09 am
Posted on 11/10/26 at 9:42 am to Jamabalaya Ghoul
Angry this morning? I look forward to the game, win or lose. Should be an experience at Death Valley at night.
Posted on 11/10/26 at 9:44 am to Jamabalaya Ghoul
This might actually be one of the rare times I root for LSU !
Posted on 11/10/26 at 10:15 am to Jamabalaya Ghoul
Typical Texas fan is either Muslim or like this guy.
Posted on 11/10/26 at 10:22 am to Jamabalaya Ghoul
Texas fans vs LSU fans...
Posted on 11/10/26 at 10:26 am to Jamabalaya Ghoul
Actually these days the LSU fans have them beat. Never thought we'd be here, but they support criminals and sexual predators. Cest la vie
Posted on 11/10/26 at 10:30 am to Jamabalaya Ghoul
LSU fans talking shite before the game. You guys never learn 
Posted on 11/10/26 at 10:30 am to Jamabalaya Ghoul
Lmao at Texas fans thinking Austin is somehow a gameday scene… I wonder if Talarico is going to be at the game this Saturday
Posted on 11/10/26 at 10:36 am to Jamabalaya Ghoul
frick if we’re worse than LSU fans it’s time for some serious self reflection.
Posted on 11/10/26 at 10:38 am to Jamabalaya Ghoul
On the bright side, Texas fans are good at tech support.
Posted on 11/10/26 at 10:42 am to PsychTiger
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On the bright side, Texas fans are good at tech support.
Posted on 11/10/26 at 10:47 am to PsychTiger
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e, Texas fans are good at tech support.
No, we are not.
Posted on 11/10/26 at 11:02 am to trombonetiger
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Lmao at Texas fans thinking Austin is somehow a gameday scene… I wonder if Talarico is going to be at the game this Saturday
Liberals wage war against football in our state. They don’t celebrate it. People that dislike Texas (football) should be thrilled because this is how Texas falls back into mediocrity. We’ll have some president from Cal in no time. Now would be a great time to make a run a CDC if anyone likes GOAT AD’s.
This post was edited on 11/10/26 at 11:04 am
Posted on 11/10/26 at 11:04 am to Jamabalaya Ghoul
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You can’t even find a beer or food tailgating out there on the concrete campus
I have seen a beer or food with my own two eyes.
Posted on 11/10/26 at 11:06 am to SneezyBeltranIsHere
I’ve wandered around campus many of times, especially on the Texas SEC debut against Georgia asking folks for a beer literally denied left and right. Just wasn’t good enough!
Posted on 11/10/26 at 12:37 pm to theballguy
quote:I personally witnessed Tiger Stadium last Saturday night as it emptied out about an hour after the sunset.
LSU fans talking shite before the game. You guys never learn
Posted on 11/10/26 at 12:42 pm to Jamabalaya Ghoul
Oh no. I’m definitely losing sleep tonight over your post. 
Posted on 11/10/26 at 12:53 pm to trombonetiger
I say this as a proud UT alum who has gone to a lot of games, but...huh?
Texas fans don't think we have some epic, idyllic game day atmosphere or stadium. We have a good situation, in the middle of an urban environment (you can see downtown Austin from the nose bleeds) right off of a highway.
We also are aware that a UT football game is not, no pun intended, the only game in town. We beat this topic up when folks were commenting how bad of fans we were that the 4th quarter the stands weren't full after pummeling a bad Miss St. team on Halloween.
Uh, yea. Halloween on 6th street is more of a party than beating up the Mississippi School of the Blind.
When you have nothing else going for you, it makes sense that the tailgating and atmosphere is the north star of your town. Austin is, literally, a first class city unlike any other SEC school, including Vandy who is the closest comparable with their Tier 2 Nashville.
Anyways, having the "best tailgating and food" banners and cups are cool to keep you warm in the drafty, broken window trap houses of Baton Rouge. We have OP's aforementioned Arc'teryx and Canada Goose (even though it rarely gets cold enough for it)
Texas fans don't think we have some epic, idyllic game day atmosphere or stadium. We have a good situation, in the middle of an urban environment (you can see downtown Austin from the nose bleeds) right off of a highway.
We also are aware that a UT football game is not, no pun intended, the only game in town. We beat this topic up when folks were commenting how bad of fans we were that the 4th quarter the stands weren't full after pummeling a bad Miss St. team on Halloween.
Uh, yea. Halloween on 6th street is more of a party than beating up the Mississippi School of the Blind.
When you have nothing else going for you, it makes sense that the tailgating and atmosphere is the north star of your town. Austin is, literally, a first class city unlike any other SEC school, including Vandy who is the closest comparable with their Tier 2 Nashville.
Anyways, having the "best tailgating and food" banners and cups are cool to keep you warm in the drafty, broken window trap houses of Baton Rouge. We have OP's aforementioned Arc'teryx and Canada Goose (even though it rarely gets cold enough for it)
This post was edited on 11/10/26 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 11/10/26 at 12:53 pm to Jamabalaya Ghoul
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