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Texas A&M is dead last

Posted on 9/27/26 at 1:44 pm
Posted by AUTiger789
Birmingham, AL
Member since Apr 2022
4566 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 1:44 pm
... in the conference in both Average Offensive Yards per play (4.78) and Average Defensive Yards per play (6.05).

Aggies are netting -1.28 yards per play.

How do you go from CFB Playoff to that in a single season?
Posted by Veritas
Member since Feb 2005
11953 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 1:45 pm to
Their coach is 49 years old and eating himself to death. You think they are a serious program?
Posted by MachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
9648 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 1:45 pm to
Posted by lsujag
Member since Jan 2012
2885 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 1:57 pm to
Holy shite. That cat looks terrible for his age. He looks closer to 60
Posted by houstonearler
Member since Jan 2005
371 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 2:15 pm to
They won the schedule lottery last year. Beat a ND team due to a blatant hold where the center tackled the ND defender on the game winning play. A ND team who beat no one. Their next best win was Missouri who went 4-4 in the SEC and was starting their QB 3 due to injury. They were a fraud last year too. Reed through for 15 TDs against 12 picks against the P4
Posted by gaius julius bevo
Member since Jul 2021
742 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 2:19 pm to
They really miss Conception the WR and his field stretching ability. Without a true #1 receiver, Mario Craver just isn't as effective and obviously Marcel Reed needs more help from his teammates.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
53679 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 2:25 pm to
They miss Klein more than any player
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56623 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

How do you go from CFB Playoff to that in a single season?


I think that the answer is a mix of the metaphysical and the theological.

In summary, the reason is because God Hates Texas A&M.

Why does God hate them? I can't be sure about that, but I'll bet that it has something to do with Double Predestination.
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
15993 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

How


Did you see the A&M offense last night?
Posted by OU_Fan
America's Heartland
Member since Dec 2014
1048 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 3:06 pm to
Can’t be worse than the OU offense.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
21142 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 3:20 pm to
And the kicker.

They play Arkansas in a battle for the cellar next.
Posted by Boomer65
Norman
Member since Sep 2022
1419 posts
Posted on 9/27/26 at 3:25 pm to
We should be dead last. Aggies will beat us on our own turf. Book it.
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