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re: Tennessee is elite

Posted on 12/5/24 at 4:17 pm to
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1221 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 4:17 pm to
frick Tennessee.
Posted by WoodCrafter
Member since Jan 2010
873 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 5:37 pm to
The only elite thing in Tennessee is Dolly Parton's titties, and they ain't been worth a shite since 1998 either.
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9680 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 5:49 pm to
When’s the last time LSU has beaten Tennessee in any major sport?
Posted by JackTraven
Maryland
Member since Aug 2016
6186 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 5:58 pm to
Tennessee is elite at drinking alcohol through their butts. Why wasn’t that on the list?
This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 6:15 pm
Posted by Chip82
Athens, Georgia
Member since Jan 2023
1410 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

Water is wet OP. Been saying it for years.


There are no prostitutes in Knoxville.
Posted by BigDickRick16
Tennessee
Member since Mar 2023
2557 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

But your fear is justified considering Tennessee can't beat Bama with impartial officiating.


Tennessee would roll Bama on a neutral field. Had Tennessee had “impartial” officials last year in Tuscaloosa, Tennessee would be 3-0 last 3 years against Bama instead of 2-1.

The officials had nothing to do with you having 4 total yards combined your last 4 possessions of the game. Tennessee also outscored you in the 2nd half 24-10 and held you to 135yds in the 2nd half. You was dominated by Tennessee and was lucky Tennessee kept you in the game.

If Tennessee didn’t have 3 turnovers, 2 of which in the redzone, 3 missed FG’s all in the first half it would have been a blow out. Tennessee played its worst half ever and Bama was only up 7-0 at half. That told me once Tennessee stopped shooting itself in the foot, they would curb stomp you the rest of the game.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1221 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 9:04 pm to
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When’s the last time LSU has beaten Tennessee in any major sport?


We beat y’all in baseball last year, and Tennessee has only won 3 out of 9 football games this century against LSU. Only 1 out of the last 5. So again, frick Tennessee.
This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 9:10 pm
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16555 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

We beat y’all in baseball last year


Negative. You got swept in the regular season then lost the SEC Tournament Championship to Vitello & watched the Big Orange go onto win a National Championship.

quote:

Tennessee has only won 3 out of 9 football games this century against LSU. Only 1 out of the last 5.


LSU football had 3 wins all time vs UT going into 2000.

3



You're now 10-21 all time with a .336 winning percentage.

Johnson with a losing record to Vitello
Kelly with a losing record to Heupel
Whoever your basketball coach is with a losing record to Barnes.

Cute post though
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1221 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 10:54 pm to
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Negative. You got swept in the regular season then lost the SEC Tournament Championship to Vitello & watched the Big Orange go onto win a National Championship.

Reading comprehension… you don’t understand simple words. LAST YEAR. 2023. Dumbass.

quote:

LSU football had 3 wins all time vs UT going into 2000.


Yeah, I was responding to the other dumbass that thought his post was clever, like you think yours is. I think 1 in the last 5 games pretty much sums it up.

Dumbass post, though. frick Tennessee and it’s bitch arse, new money, bandwagon fans.
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16555 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

I think 1 in the last 5 games pretty much sums it up.




You have 10 wins all time over 34 games you dullard. The picture being painted isn't the one you're selling.

Keep holding that L & stay mad
Posted by LSUTigresFan
SE Louisiana to Austin (Texas Ex)
Member since Mar 2013
5012 posts
Posted on 12/6/24 at 2:29 am to
Why frick Texas? I'm willing to argue more people from Louisiana go to Texas for school than Tennessee.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1221 posts
Posted on 12/6/24 at 6:17 am to
quote:

You have 10 wins all time over 34 games you dullard. The picture being painted isn't the one you're selling.


Yeah and we lead the baseball series 63-33. So fricking what? We’re 10-10-1 in football since 1967. I’m not worried about what happened in the Great Depression, bitch. You’re still showing that you’re dumber than a box of shite. Nowhere did I say LSU has won more games. I was responding to a post about “when is the last time LSU beat the mighty TN in any major sport.” I didn’t have to go back far at all. But your dumbass had to show how dumb you are, by not knowing what LAST YEAR means, and here we are. You fricks are worse than Clemson fans. Go eat your crayolas and hope that somehow your pitiful brain starts retaining more than what else you had to eat in a given hour, besides crayons.

Oh, I almost forgot… frick Tennessee.
This post was edited on 12/6/24 at 6:27 am
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9680 posts
Posted on 12/6/24 at 6:31 am to
I asked you the last time LSU beat UT in a major sport.

You answered: we’ve won 1 in the last 5 games in football

But you also managed to answer the question. March 30, 2023, 617 days ago. That’s the last time LSU beat VOLS in any major sport.

That’s 617 days you’ve been letting that anger swell. Letting serranaux stoke the fires of ineptitude in your mind. Watching your current coach BK get ran through at home (40-13!). Watching the VOLS sweep you and win a natty. Watching the basketVOLS beat you and win the SEC.

You know how I know you’re upset? You woke up at 6am on a Friday and immediately went to rage posting on a VOLS thread. Poor guy. Enjoy your bowl game.

This post was edited on 12/6/24 at 6:44 am
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
9593 posts
Posted on 12/6/24 at 6:35 am to
10rc has quietly been good across the board, and yet nobody cares because you people are undeserving for how insufferable you are.
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9680 posts
Posted on 12/6/24 at 6:39 am to
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yet nobody cares because you people are undeserving for how insufferable you are.


People shat on VOLS fans for 15 years. We give no credence to your or their opinions. It’s a great time to be a VOL, frick the rest of yall

“Undeserving” my arse. That’s not for you to decide.
This post was edited on 12/6/24 at 7:05 am
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1221 posts
Posted on 12/6/24 at 6:42 am to
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I asked you the last time LSU beat UT in a major sport. You answered: we’ve won 1 in the last 5 games in footbal But I’m the dumbass?


You can’t be this dumb. I hope not, anyways. This is literally what I fricking said, verbatim…

“ We beat y’all in baseball last year, and Tennessee has only won 3 out of 9 football games this century against LSU. Only 1 out of the last 5.“

Again, you’re showing you can’t comprehend simple words and can’t retain small amounts of information, so in fact, Yes, you are the dumbass.
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9680 posts
Posted on 12/6/24 at 6:44 am to
I addressed that later in the post. You’re the one lacking reading comprehension.
This post was edited on 12/6/24 at 6:47 am
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
70700 posts
Posted on 12/6/24 at 7:21 am to
quote:

We are in the playoffs.

Once they tripled the size of the field...
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
1631 posts
Posted on 12/6/24 at 7:31 am to
quote:

That’s the best you’ve got? Using a 10 year old insult and calling us douchebags?


Truth hurts.
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16555 posts
Posted on 12/6/24 at 11:51 am to
Didn't read a word of that

Stay mad kid
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