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re: South Carolina, the Kansas of the SEC.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 6:45 am to Farmer1906
Posted on 11/5/20 at 6:45 am to Farmer1906
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Right now we’re on pace to win until the end of time.
Pounding your chests over a 5 point home win against the worst team in the SEC and a probable upset loss to SC? .aggy will be home watching TV on December 19th.
This post was edited on 11/5/20 at 6:48 am
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Posted on 11/5/20 at 6:50 am to Farmer1906
Posted on 11/5/20 at 7:47 am to Farmer1906
More like the Iowa State of the SEC. Terrible troll job.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 8:17 am to Farmer1906
One of the aggy turditions many people don't believe to be true (but was in fact verified by Texas Monthly magazine)[17] is the aggy practice of group masturbation into a communal Mason jar on the evening prior to rivalry football games.
No one really wants to know how, why or when this practice started. Male aggy go together into a room, get naked and watch each other ejaculate into a Mason jar and then pass the jar to the guy next to them so he take take his turn. Usually, this was done the night before the game with A&M's hated rival, The University of Texas Longhorns. The jar would then be taken to a campus bonfire and set atop the stack to burn.
Whenever anyone visits the aggy campus for a football game, or even watches one on television, keep in mind the aggy cult has many, many bizarre traditions and rituals. They aren't like most college alumni.
Its one thing to be gay. You weirdos are on an entirely different level of it.
No one really wants to know how, why or when this practice started. Male aggy go together into a room, get naked and watch each other ejaculate into a Mason jar and then pass the jar to the guy next to them so he take take his turn. Usually, this was done the night before the game with A&M's hated rival, The University of Texas Longhorns. The jar would then be taken to a campus bonfire and set atop the stack to burn.
Whenever anyone visits the aggy campus for a football game, or even watches one on television, keep in mind the aggy cult has many, many bizarre traditions and rituals. They aren't like most college alumni.
Its one thing to be gay. You weirdos are on an entirely different level of it.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 8:19 am to GoblinGuide
quote:I think you're right. Hell, even the fans (kind of surly for no particular reason), the stadium, and the school colors remind me of Tech. I do hope that there is one difference--there were lots of good looking girls at the game when I went in 2016, I just hope that what, in Lubbock, they call the "Raider Rash" is not as prevalent amongst your student population.
Vanderbilt is the Kansas of the SEC, I think that is beyond any reasonable doubt. South Carolina right now is closer to a Texas Tech. Mediocre or worse but embarrasses someone they shouldn't once or twice a season.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 8:34 am to gamecockman12
None of those gifs trigger me at all. They're all perfectly normal to Aggies.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 8:59 am to Farmer1906
I guess that's fair. They've at least been to the final four, whereas Texas A&M has no hope of ever having success in basketball.
What is A&M of the SEC? Genuinely curious
What is A&M of the SEC? Genuinely curious
Posted on 11/5/20 at 9:28 am to XWing atAliciousness
Daddy Texas has posted. Farmer has probably run away just like A&M did from Daddy.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 10:52 am to Farmer1906
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Didn’t U of SC have a larger budget than Clempson before your recent run?
I'm not sure what the fb breakdown is now but as far as overall athletic programs we have a larger budget and produce more revenue.
Carolina is consistently in the top 20 for revenue producing athletic programs while clemson has never cracked the top 25.
Bunch of poors.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 12:45 pm to XWing atAliciousness
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They've at least been to the final four,
We’ve also won a few baseball titles.
Something the Ags can’t seem to do either.
A mediocre sports program in all sports pounding their chests because they can beat a down, piss poor football program.
Ags are the West Virgina of the SEC. Pretty good at a few sports. Never overpowering, no substantial wins, no real titles, and weird arse fans.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 1:10 pm to TnMountaineer
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Ags are the West Virgina of the SEC. Pretty good at a few sports. Never overpowering, no substantial wins, no real titles, and weird arse fans.
Mediocre in all sports?
I would say we're pretty well rounded. We've finished between 5th and 18th in the director's cup for the last 15 years.
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no real titles
We have 3 national titles in football. 1 no one disputes. Plus another 18 conference titles plus another 3 division titles.
I am not saying we're Bama, but if you're going to come at someone at least try to be accurate.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 1:11 pm to Farmer1906
Is the Kansas comparison solely "bad at football"?
I know nothing about the alumni/school/culture aspects of the old Big 8 schools (especially Iowa State, Kansas State, Kansas).
I know nothing about the alumni/school/culture aspects of the old Big 8 schools (especially Iowa State, Kansas State, Kansas).
Posted on 11/5/20 at 1:14 pm to Farmer1906
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I had to did deep to try and get the cocks to come out of their hole.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 1:14 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Mainly. If you include bball then it's clearly UK. I didn't put much thought. Just trying to get the cocks to fight me a little.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 1:18 pm to Farmer1906
Figured as much - what is the cultural equivalent in the SEC of Kansas, Kansas State, and Iowa State? Always just kind of figured KSU/ISU were comparative to the Ag schools (with much more of a Big AG slant).
Posted on 11/5/20 at 1:27 pm to Farmer1906
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We have 3 national titles in football. 1 no one disputes.
I think Army has a more recent national title.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 1:31 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Laura Lee: Kansas was all golden and smelled like sunshine.
Josey Wales: Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas: sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.
Josey Wales: Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas: sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.
Posted on 11/5/20 at 1:52 pm to gamecockman12
I don't care what anybody thinks or says. Pimp stick was awesome. Yell Leaders make Kyle a unique game day experience.
This post was edited on 11/5/20 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 11/5/20 at 2:17 pm to TnMountaineer
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We’ve also won a few baseball titles.
Something the Ags can’t seem to do either.
A mediocre sports program in all sports pounding their chests because they can beat a down, piss poor football program.
Ags are the West Virgina of the SEC. Pretty good at a few sports. Never overpowering, no substantial wins, no real titles, and weird arse fans.
Yea, but South Carolina is a blue blood in college baseball and has been, so their championships in baseball were at least half expected if anything. The final four was more of an unexpected occurrence.
A&M will never win the college world series. It's been almost 30 years since they've won a single game in Omaha.
And lol that's actually pretty good: WVU. A newcomer to the conference that has literally contributed next to nothing aside from women's soccer and the few country bumpkin sports like equestrian and FFA horse judging that nobody gives a shite about
Posted on 11/5/20 at 2:20 pm to Farmer1906
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Mainly. If you include bball then it's clearly UK. I didn't put much thought. Just trying to get the cocks to fight me a little.
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Farmer1906
In Farmer's dream scenario, he is constantly fighting off cocks.
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