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Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:31 pm to
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
3098 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:31 pm to
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Sorry, I was taking a nap in the deer blind.


Don't you mean a nap with sheep?

quote:

The one thing that the donghorns can claim fame for is that the are the only university in the history of man to have a dildo parade.


Difference is when aggy has dildo parade they call in Midnight Yell Practice
Posted by Yokelhoma
Member since Jul 2021
212 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:50 pm to
Going to enjoy watching this rivalry on Thanksgiving weekend again. Will root for A&M because only heathens root for Texas. Hated having to argue with UT against A&M this past decade because the Aggies wouldn't STFU about how awesome they were because SEC.

I will say A&M must be quite annoyed that their major recruiting advantage over Texas and OU is now nullified.
This post was edited on 11/21/23 at 2:52 pm
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25410 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:52 pm to
Not really. More annoyed about how we were blindsided with it. I grew up watching Texas/A&M games every Thanksgiving.

I don't think we will resume that, though. I think Texas/Ark and A&M/LSU is more likely at this point.
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
6242 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:52 pm to


The average Oklahoma fan
Posted by Yokelhoma
Member since Jul 2021
212 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:54 pm to
That guy's team does beat the arrogant rival in that movie, so pretty spot on.
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
6242 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:55 pm to
Put some respect on Farmer Frans name.
Posted by Yokelhoma
Member since Jul 2021
212 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:57 pm to
Well, 2 out of 4 years isn't bad. I don't see how the conference doesn't eventually move to 9 conference games a year though--not only do so many schools have more than one rival they want to play yearly, but the conference tiebreakers would be even more of a mess without the extra game to knock some teams out.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
56622 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:57 pm to
Hey are in the playoffs and you guys don’t have a coach. You will always be inferior to UT.
Posted by Antoninus
Ravenna
Member since Sep 2023
1089 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:58 pm to
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Aggy has not played for a conference title since I have been alive.
Your age explains SO VERY much.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45164 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:58 pm to
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You reek of fear.

Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
25410 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 2:59 pm to
I'm interested to see how scheduling is handled long-term. I think Texas/A&M should play each other on rivalry weekend. It is pretty much the game that mattered the most in the state growing up.

I just don't think they will.
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5421 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

quote:
Aggy has not played for a conference title since I have been alive.
Your age explains SO VERY much.



Imagine what Monsucka is going to be like once he goes through puberty.

Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 3:07 pm to
except IPAs don't lead the series 76-37 vs. TAMU
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 3:08 pm to
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Imagine what Monsucka is going to be like once he goes through puberty.


A 25 year old has gone through puberty
Posted by Antoninus
Ravenna
Member since Sep 2023
1089 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

quote:

Imagine what Monsucka is going to be like once he goes through puberty.
A 25 year old has gone through puberty
Usually.

Have you seen the guy's posts?
Posted by hookem33
Belton, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
2550 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 3:45 pm to
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Run away? You usually want to get as far away as possible from the "crazy ex". I should know - I had one.



The fact that you were dumped by a woman is probably the least shocking comment I've ever seen on this board. She probably found your longhorn dildo stash and freaked the frick out
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
3098 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 3:46 pm to
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Imagine what Monsucka is going to be like once he goes through puberty.


Why are grown men talking about a 16 yo guy going through puberty?

Pretty creepy.

Even for people that worship male cheerleaders...creepy af.
Posted by The Orange Bull
Austin, Texas
Member since Nov 2010
230 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 4:17 pm to
And LSU doesn’t give a damn about A&M. Dream on.
This post was edited on 11/21/23 at 7:10 pm
Posted by EGO3x
Member since Oct 2023
1674 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 4:23 pm to
Sucking off your new rival to get back at your old rival...sounds like you're the crazy ex.

Also it sounds like you're scared to play them.
Posted by BurntOrangeMan
Dallas TX
Member since May 2021
5628 posts
Posted on 11/21/23 at 4:41 pm to
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Yall are the crazy ex and we have moved on to playing a far superior program as our final game of the season.



Why does the University of Texas Board of Regents authorize hundreds of millions in funds to the Texas A&M University system each year ($418M in 22)?

A: We aren't your crazy ex Jethro, you are the bastard illegitimate step child that Daddy has to fund in lieu of public acknowledgement.

Any other SEC schools funded to the tune of $4B+ by their State Flagship University or is just the aggy leeches?

The more you know, the more you realize these broke arse pretenders are nothing but fantasy & frauds.
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