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Something Undeniably Familiar about Drinkz - A Pericope from the North
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:53 pm
Posted on 12/10/19 at 10:53 pm
I know you all are having your typical, Rant, good-natured ribbing at the expense of Mizzou. But there is something that’s kind of familiar about Eliah Drinkwitz’s visage.
For the LSU posters, “visage” is a 50 cent word that means “face.”
As some of you may know, there is a sect of the Latter Day Saints (the Mormons) that are headquartered here in Missouri - Independence to be precise. And the Reformed Latter Day Saints (RLDS) are comprised of a lot of good folks who really weren’t keen on moving any further West.
That’s their temple. And without getting into a meandering theological discussion of quasi-Christian sects, the Mormons (Diet and Regular) both view genealogy as a very important part of their lives and faith. Well, some of the RLDS faithful were intrigued by the familiar face of Coach Eli (and probably cuz he has a funny-sounding, Mormonism name) and set about to do some in-depth research.
This is them. Doing research.
And what they’ve discovered (and this is a late-breaking story you’re going to hear more about), is that Coach Drinkwitz is a direct descendant of someone y’all have read a lot about.
A newly discovered photo of Willy T.
Lock your doors and cower in your basements, Rebels. The Yankees are riding. And we’re busting in.
For the LSU posters, “visage” is a 50 cent word that means “face.”
As some of you may know, there is a sect of the Latter Day Saints (the Mormons) that are headquartered here in Missouri - Independence to be precise. And the Reformed Latter Day Saints (RLDS) are comprised of a lot of good folks who really weren’t keen on moving any further West.
That’s their temple. And without getting into a meandering theological discussion of quasi-Christian sects, the Mormons (Diet and Regular) both view genealogy as a very important part of their lives and faith. Well, some of the RLDS faithful were intrigued by the familiar face of Coach Eli (and probably cuz he has a funny-sounding, Mormonism name) and set about to do some in-depth research.
This is them. Doing research.
And what they’ve discovered (and this is a late-breaking story you’re going to hear more about), is that Coach Drinkwitz is a direct descendant of someone y’all have read a lot about.
A newly discovered photo of Willy T.
Lock your doors and cower in your basements, Rebels. The Yankees are riding. And we’re busting in.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 11:00 pm to the808bass
So he wears magic underwear and is a war criminal?
Posted on 12/10/19 at 11:01 pm to the808bass
That’s a lot of words to expect these southerners to comprehend. I’ll put it in picture book form so they can understand:
Posted on 12/10/19 at 11:02 pm to the808bass
Wow you put in a lot of effort for such a shite thread
Posted on 12/10/19 at 11:02 pm to KCM0Tiger
He was basically an LSU alumnus. Alumni. Aluminumus
This post was edited on 12/10/19 at 11:03 pm
Posted on 12/10/19 at 11:02 pm to the808bass
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the808bass
I expected better from you tbh
Posted on 12/10/19 at 11:04 pm to the808bass
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 10:32 pm
Posted on 12/10/19 at 11:04 pm to the808bass
Did you just try to tell a bunch of French descendants what the word "visage" means? Bec mon chu, cher.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 11:05 pm to the808bass
Lotta gums on that dude.
Posted on 12/10/19 at 11:25 pm to the808bass
Going to finish what Sherman should have
Posted on 12/11/19 at 12:07 am to the808bass
This thread conveniently leaves out the fact y’all genocided the Mormons. Honestly I don’t know why you even tied the Mormons into this.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 1:16 am to the808bass
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Lock your doors and cower in your basements, Rebels. The Yankees are riding. And we’re busting in.
We’re busting in, but let’s be clear.
We’re Yankees, we don’t announce our entrance by setting up tents featuring tables for 20 and shrimp étouffée entrees.
We slowly move on you like a bitch.
We will find a spot at that table for twenty. We will eat your shrimp étouffée, and tell you how amazing it is, then we will beat you.
It might take us five years, but we remember Atlanta, it flows within our veins, and unlike some of our less refined brothers in the East, we remember the path to get there.
There will come a day when that path leads through Columbia, Missouri. There will be a day when you rue the day of reckoning within the path that beseeches you.
For the one thing you feared will come to pass.
The Yankee football team to the North has awakened.
It is written.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 1:25 am to The Drink
quote:like hell you don’t
we don’t announce our entrance by setting up tents
Posted on 12/11/19 at 4:13 am to the808bass
That's some Jim Jones shite right there....
Posted on 12/11/19 at 4:20 am to the808bass
Bless your heart. Good effort, Max.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 4:39 am to The Drink
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There will be a day when you rue the day of reckoning within the path that beseeches you.
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It is written.
It is written poorly.
Posted on 12/11/19 at 5:13 am to the808bass
Man this dude looks like he’ll fit right in at SJW Mizzou. He’ll probably be out protesting with the students
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