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So this aTm guy just gave Pawwwl a jizz jar
Posted on 11/5/21 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 11/5/21 at 3:40 pm
Porter S. Garner III is the gifter of the jar. So it appears to be a real thing.
DISCLAIMER: Don’t watch Pawwwl, was just flipping channels.
DISCLAIMER: Don’t watch Pawwwl, was just flipping channels.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 3:45 pm to Sid E Walker
I went to A&M. My Dad went to A&M in the Bear Bryant era. Never heard of Jizz Jars anywhere but tRant.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 3:56 pm to aggressor
I believe "jizz jar" is a euphemism for trashy women from Alabama that commonly serve as semen receptacles for any guy brave or dumb enough to hit it.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 3:58 pm to aggressor
The jizz jar is very real. I keep mine on the mantle right by my Granny's ashes. I know hundreds of Aggies and we all have jizz jars, even the girls. Most passed down from one generation to the next. Good grief, who wouldn't believe this is 100% true. Think I saw a story about it on cable news, so you know it's true.
This post was edited on 11/5/21 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 11/5/21 at 3:58 pm to aggressor
I never heard of the jar thing outside tRant either. Where did the idea to make this taunt even come from?
Posted on 11/5/21 at 3:59 pm to Sid E Walker
The flag is far more interesting than the tale you created.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 4:02 pm to EKG
Posted on 11/5/21 at 4:12 pm to EKG
I missed the flag, but please note that Pawwwl shoved that jar back over to the III’s side of the table.
Pawwwl don’t want none of that.
Pawwwl don’t want none of that.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 6:23 pm to Sid E Walker
Also never heard of a jizz jar until I discovered this forum.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 6:45 pm to aggressor
Jizz jars did happen In the 90s at A&M. It was a hazing thing with yell leaders or maybe the cadets can’t remember.
This post was edited on 11/5/21 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 11/5/21 at 7:35 pm to Boomer00
Aggies playing dumb on this site is BS… I 1st found out about it on Shaggy Bevo and Reddit way before you figgs joined the SEC.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 8:05 pm to NPComb
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Shaggy Bevo
Ah, so that's where it came from.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 8:11 pm to aggressor
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I went to A&M. My Dad went to A&M in the Bear Bryant era. Never heard of Jizz Jars anywhere but tRant.
Same here, NEVER heard of such a thing! I heard of it back in the Big XII from a longhorn forum….go figure Texas fans would start a rumor like that, after all it is them that are intimately familiar with ALL gay things!
Posted on 11/5/21 at 8:15 pm to NPComb
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1st found out about it on Shaggy Bevo and Reddit
Well if it's on Shaggy or Reddit, it must be true.
What a maroon.
Posted on 11/5/21 at 8:20 pm to Ole Ag
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The jizz jar is very real. I keep mine on the mantle right by my Granny's ashes. I know hundreds of Aggies and we all have jizz jars, even the girls. Most passed down from one generation to the next.
This is true; in fact, many aggies use it as a sour dough starter. Trust me, go gluten free when in College Station.
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