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re: So Bama fans- are you forcing yourselves to pull for Auburn?
Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:48 am to Gnar Cat21
Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:48 am to Gnar Cat21
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Guess you didn't see the thread on the first page started by tomtide
Great Guess!
No, I didn't. Sorry for offending you.
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Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:48 am to oleheat
If the Sister Grinders had any semblance of a chance of winning this game, I would hope for LSU to lose more than I would hope for Auburn to lose. (SWIDT? One must NEVER pull for Auburn....Seriously ...EVER.)
That being said, I hope Les pulls the shag carpet out from under Van Gorder, shaves his pornstache, goes full retard and takes a steaming shite in Chizik's Fonzie jacket then teabags him on the 50 yd line while singing "Eye of the Tiger".
ETA: Corndogs, you have my sympathies in advance for the arse raping the refs are going to give you in JHS. I have a lingering suspicion that they're going in dry this year.
That being said, I hope Les pulls the shag carpet out from under Van Gorder, shaves his pornstache, goes full retard and takes a steaming shite in Chizik's Fonzie jacket then teabags him on the 50 yd line while singing "Eye of the Tiger".
ETA: Corndogs, you have my sympathies in advance for the arse raping the refs are going to give you in JHS. I have a lingering suspicion that they're going in dry this year.
This post was edited on 9/21/12 at 9:50 am
Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:49 am to sawfiddle
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That being said, I hope Les pulls the shag carpet out from under Van Gorder, shaves his pornstache, goes full retard and takes a steaming shite in Chizik's Fonzie jacket then teabags him on the 50 yd line while singing "Eye of the Tiger".
Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:49 am to Gnar Cat21
I'd rather sit on a red hot fire poker laced with Ricin
Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:50 am to sawfiddle
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If the Sister Grinders had any semblance of a chance of winning this game, I would hope for LSU to lose more than I would hope for Auburn to lose. (SWIDT? One must NEVER pull for Auburn....Seriously ...EVER.) That being said, I hope Les pulls the shag carpet out from under Van Gorder, shaves his pornstache, goes full retard and takes a steaming shite in Chizik's Fonzie jacket then teabags him on the 50 yd line while singing "Eye of the Tiger". ETA: Corndogs, you have my sympathies in advance for the arse raping the refs are going to give you in JHS. I have a lingering suspicion that they're going in dry this year.
Winner!Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:50 am to RollTide1987
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RollTide1987
So Bama fans- are you forcing yourselves to pull for Auburn?
If LSU doesn't win by 50+ I will be very disappointed.
Crush them, rape them, murder them, do to them what you like. Take them over your knee and break their backs, Bane style.
Don't beat around the bush, tell us how you REALLY feel....
Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:51 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
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Questions like this are evidence of LSU not having a rival.
Funny thing is that LSU has two rivals. It's just the LSU fan base hates them both SO much that they refuse to recognize them as rivals.
Now THAT'S rivalry.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:52 am to oleheat
Me thinks you don't fully understand the word "offend"
The topic to this thread has been addressed and is on the first page. No offense taken
The topic to this thread has been addressed and is on the first page. No offense taken
Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:53 am to oleheat
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Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:56 am to oleheat
I don't really give two rat turds who wins the game as long as Alabama wins theirs.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:58 am to oleheat
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So Bama fans- are you forcing yourselves to pull for Auburn?
Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:59 am to oleheat
No.
Only time I pulled for Auburn was thd 2004 Sugar Bowl, just so they could finish thd season undefeated and get shut out of the BCS Championship.
Only time I pulled for Auburn was thd 2004 Sugar Bowl, just so they could finish thd season undefeated and get shut out of the BCS Championship.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 9:59 am to oleheat
Nope. We already know Auburn is down this year, if LSU loses to Auburn what does that say about one of the top teams in the SEC West. It will hurt our strength of schedule. So I hope LSU treats Auburn like Bama treated Arkansas (Only with less lube).
Posted on 9/21/12 at 10:04 am to oleheat
Bama will get their shot against LSU. They win that game and the SEC and BCS titles will work out. I hope LSU beats AU by 50 points and spends the last six minutes of the game taking a knee to avoid further destroying them.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 10:04 am to oleheat
If Bama fans aren't pulling for Auburn this week, then they are even dumber than I thought.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 10:05 am to oleheat
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I mean...It would certainly help you in the West if Auburn were to pull the upset over our boys, yes?
No. If LSU loses to Auburn, and beats us, LSU still goes to the SECCG assuming neither team loses another game.
I really don't care who wins. I win either way. Either Auburn gets humiliated, which is awesome. Or the Tiger Rant melts down, which is equally awesome.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 10:07 am to oleheat
I'm not sure I care really. It's kind of a win-win. A hilarious Frazier meltdown is always fun, but then again a Tiger rant meltdown (and this one would be a monster) is pretty entertaining too.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 10:09 am to The Spleen
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Only time I pulled for Auburn was thd 2004 Sugar Bowl, just so they could finish thd season undefeated and get shut out of the BCS Championship.
Well, you're an a-hole.
Posted on 9/21/12 at 10:10 am to USMC Gators
If Auburn were playing the Taliban I would be hollering....DIRKA DIRKA, Death to Auburn!
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