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re: SidewalkTiger's Official Trashiest Bammer Tattoo Tribute Thread

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Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted by antibarner
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Posted by Panic Collapse
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Posted by Lucado
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 7:24 am to
This thread really triggered Altie.
Posted by Landmass
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:22 am to
Wasn't there an Alabama player recently with an Auburn tattoo?
Posted by coldbeerfan
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:30 am to
Tattoos, a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.
Posted by imjustafatkid
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:31 am to
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Wasn't there an Alabama player recently with an Auburn tattoo?


That was Reuben Foster. His last season at Bama was 2016. I both want to consider that "recent" and also don't think it can be considered recent.
This post was edited on 3/15/26 at 4:54 pm
Posted by Landmass
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 9:53 am to
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want to consider that "recent" and also don't think it can be considered recent


All of us are time's bitch.
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 1:11 pm to
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This thread really triggered Altie.


Let's observe the coonass in its natural state. Here we have a coonass named Sloppy Lucado whining about someone posting images to counteract one of his own kind posting images.

Coonasses are known to not be able to take criticism of any sort while giving it freely. This makes them feminine in nature and weak and soft. It's one of the reasons Americans took over their cities and prevented their children from speaking their native, distorted, and backwards language.

Many say the weakness and constant dreaming and fantasizing over dick sucking is part of their French heritage.
Posted by Lucado
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 1:28 pm to
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This thread really triggered Altie.


Let's observe the coonass in its natural state. Here we have a coonass named Sloppy Lucado whining about someone posting images to counteract one of his own kind posting images.


Good "morning", Altie. Bro was up at 3:00 a.m researching LSU tattoos.
Posted by HOG92
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 1:36 pm to
The "daughter issues, daddy issues" one is just wild...
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 1:40 pm to
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Good "morning", Altie. Bro was up at 3:00 a.m researching LSU tattoos.


Grandpa, who isn't up at 3:00AM on Saturday night? Just because you took out your dentures at 8:00PM doesn't mean you couldn't have stayed up.
Posted by BengalShark
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 1:45 pm to
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Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 2:26 pm to
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This thread really triggered Altie.


Dude has been on ChatGPT for days, furiously creating fake LSU tattoos.


Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 2:48 pm to
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Dude has been on ChatGPT for days, furiously creating fake LSU tattoos.


You wish they were fake.

Could you use this image for your avatar? It would be great if you would; think of all the attention you would get from it.



Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 3:29 pm to
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You wish they were fake.


I mean several of them are. This thread got you so worked up that you had to create a new alter and make fake images.



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Could you use this image for your avatar? It would be great if you would; think of all the attention you would get from it.


I don't really thrive off of "attention" like you and several of your Bammer buddies.
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
128 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 4:55 pm to
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I mean several of them are. This thread got you so worked up that you had to create a new alter and make fake images.


This is an original account, attention whore. Why are you so mad that someone posted LSU influenced tats? Wasn't that the whole point of the thread?

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don't really thrive off of "attention" like you and several of your Bammer buddies.


Your entire life revolves around getting attention here. Any pitiful frick that creates around 11 thousand posts a year on SEC Rant is an extreme attention whore and probably fat.

It's sad. I mean really sad. Not just sad like sad where everyone here says sad all the time; it's fricking SAD. Almost an average of 1000 posts a month here. Jesus. If it weren't for this site, you would definitely be lowering down the lotion to your captives in mudholes dug in your mom's basement.
This post was edited on 3/15/26 at 5:05 pm
Posted by captdalton
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Posted on 3/15/26 at 4:58 pm to
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I don't really thrive off of "attention"


Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
70155 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:04 pm to
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This is an original account, attention whore. Why are you so mad that someone posted LSU influenced tats? Wasn't that the whole point of the thread?

quote:

Your entire life revolves around getting attention here. Any pitiful frick that creates around 11 thousand posts a year on SEC Rant is an extreme attention whore and probably fat.




What.

A.

Melt.

You're dismissed now, Altie.

tDecline has really taken its toll on you guys.

Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
128 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 5:08 pm to
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What.

A.

Melt.

You're dismissed now, Altie.

tDecline has really taken its toll on you guys.


That's right, start double spacing single sentences and glitching when anyone gets too close to the truth about your obviously wretched existence.

You should have just kept your attention whore mouth shut and let other posters here contribute to a thread you started without getting angry and lashing out.
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