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Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:31 pm to hubreb
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probably a J6 insurrectionist
The infamous unguided tour of the halls of congress that even the ignorant left couldn’t turn into a big deal.
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:33 pm to themetalreb
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:37 pm to ColoradoAg
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I'm not sure I would announce this on an Internet message board but good luck.
Well, not all of have the heavy head wearing the ColoradoAg crown...you have such an amazing reputation to uphold here.
JK, seriously, bro. He's just as anonymous as we all are, but if he's fr doing a stretch in the pen, then he's as asinine IRL as his posts indicate, and I wish him a happy sphintor friction de-treading.
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:39 pm to TexasForever81
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If you’re going federal, you wouldn’t have an option for getting done 18 months early. If you were state you would have been sentenced to 3 or 4 years. With the early parole option.
I am a very gullible person, but I call bull on this post.
RDAP knocks 12 months off your fed sentence
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:43 pm to themetalreb
I’ll collect and print all of your rant posts and mail them to parole board for your first hearing.
That should really help your case for parole.
That should really help your case for parole.
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:48 pm to themetalreb
Your first day in the Big House remember to beat someone up to establish your credentials.
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:52 pm to themetalreb
and here's a little Phoebe to remind you of the beauty outside...
Posted on 11/3/23 at 3:55 pm to themetalreb
This post was edited on 11/3/23 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:00 pm to texag7
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Breaking the law is a personal choice. Glad he’s doing time if guilty
If being a regionally infamous internet douchebag was a crime, you’d be doing hard time in Polunksy.
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:03 pm to Serraneaux
Someone suggested that the dude was going to a Federal Prison Camp. If so, he’ll be fine. No need to protection money and not likely to get unwillingly arse raped.
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:11 pm to themetalreb
Join a gang.
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:12 pm to themetalreb
Good luck baw 
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:39 pm to themetalreb
If this is true, I am not surprised.
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:40 pm to LSUTigersLJM
Is there a lot of rape in county jails?
There’s surely at least a few Ranters who know the answer to this question.
There’s surely at least a few Ranters who know the answer to this question.
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:43 pm to themetalreb
How you gonna post that and not tell us what you did??
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:45 pm to rebeloke
Feds is like a day care believe it or not
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:46 pm to LSUgrad88
quote:Being a woke little bitch crying racisssss is also a personal choice.
Being a racist moron is also a personal choice.
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:48 pm to MetryMauler
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You can get "good time" in Federal prison.
You do the first year flat. Then you get a scareming 54 days per year "good time".
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:55 pm to themetalreb
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It's over for me gents...the great American justice system has spoken. I'll keep my account open, as I've heard there are Sunday internet privileges after 90 days. We will see. It's been real.
1. Stick with your own kind (color). Prison is VERY segregated. This is not optional.
2. If ain't yours, dont touch it. If it doesn't concern you, stay out of it.
3. NEVER snitch.
4. NEVER back down. Take the arse whipping if you have to...especially if they want to take yur commissary.
5. Accept no favors.
6. Try to make a friend or two. Watch out for them. They will watch out for you.
7. Make a weapon. Don't hide it in your cell.
8. Watch out around the phone bank. One of the most dangerous places. Don't cut in on anyone's time. Don't let anyone cut in on yours.
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