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re: SEC Warnings for OU and UT
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:56 pm to ForeverGator
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:56 pm to ForeverGator
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Beware of the piss cups being thrown at LSU.
Piss cups > than piss balloons...harder to load a piss balloon and there is the off chance that it don't burst and the target can pick it up and lob it back at you....this is the kind of stuff they need to know!
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Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:58 pm to SaturdayNAthens
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The only piss balloons I have seen in over 50 years of attending SEC games were being thrown by Gators at the cocktail party. And that was years ago. One balloon tossing Gator got punched out by a Dawg who didn’t appreciate it. His buddies had to carry him out.
Ive heard that in the UT/ UF game one year that several Gators standing on a higher level pissed down on UT fans as they were leaving the stadium. They were also reported to have grabbed Pfat Phil’s wife’s rear end the same year. It’s probably true as I’ve heard that it happened several times from both UF and UT fans.
I suspect it might have been a minute before Phat Phils wife arse was touched so I'd give 'em a pass on that...
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:58 pm to ForeverGator
quote:Florida is known for piss cups, empty liquor bottles, and anything else they could get their hands on.
Beware of the piss cups being thrown at LSU.
Remember the "Florida Rule"? When you could no longer put the visiting team in front of the student section. Brought about by your fans.
Tennessee had to move their team to the East Side until we'll get the student section moved. That required relocating long time season ticket holders.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 2:59 pm to Jcrew
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Beware of Oxford girls with pickles on their titties. Especially if you sell propane
Most underrated advice ever.
He did say to beware, not to avoid altogether...
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:02 pm to SaturdayNAthens
quote:Fulmer's wife was assaulted by Florida fans at the Swamp.
They were also reported to have grabbed Pfat Phil’s wife’s rear end the same year. It’s probably true as I’ve heard that it happened several times from both UF and UT fans.
Grabbed, drinks thrown. Coaches and their families now have security because of this behavior.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:03 pm to AwgustaDawg
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I seem to recall some shenanigans with officiating in Columbia in 1990, no? Something about the officials being unable to count to 5??? See, that's the kind of stuff they need to know...
Columbia, SC
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:04 pm to Harvey Wallbanger
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Fulmer's wife was assaulted by Florida fans at the Swamp.
Grabbed, drinks thrown. Coaches and their families now have security because of this behavior.
If your going to punch up like Phat Phil did with Vicky you gonna have to put up with her arse getting fondled from time to time...come on man!!!
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:05 pm to hookem33
As much as I hate to admit, I agree with the steer
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:06 pm to memphisplaya
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Beware of Oxford girls with pickles on their titties. Especially if you sell propane
This cannot be emphasized enough.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:06 pm to Audustxx
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As much as I hate to admit, I agree with the steer
See, thats what family is about!
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:09 pm to AwgustaDawg
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Folks in the south are a warm,
A lot of people that live in Oklahoma think of themselves as Sotherners. I was shock to find this out.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:11 pm to madmaxvol
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UT is a founding member of the SEC. The SEC was formed out of meetings held in Knoxville over a couple of days in December 1932.
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The real and only UT will always reside in Knoxville.
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UT - Tennessee
TU - Northern Mexico AKA Texas
Tennessee's insecurity about the UT thing is an unexpected treat from this conference move.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:11 pm to AwgustaDawg
Auburn has a bunch of sore losers. Fire hoses in 40 degree weather turned into the visitors stands, keying cars ( this is big thing at Tennessee too. I should know as 2 red neck Vols keyed my month old car ), drunks staggering into your tailgate screaming obscenities after their team got whooped, and AU fans hanging out their car windows giving you the finger in the horrible Auburn after game traffic. That’s AU. A real “classy” bunch of goobers. Florida use to be the worst but AU passed them by years ago.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:13 pm to FluffyBunnyFeet
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Tennessee's insecurity about the UT thing is an unexpected treat from this conference move.
Right? And I thought the childish aggie t.u. thing was as good as it gets.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:19 pm to Harvey Wallbanger
That’s a good idea. But maybe UT fans in your lower levels need security too since losing brings the golf balls and mustard bottles raining on their heads.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:19 pm to hookem33
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Beware of Oxford girls with pickles on their titties. Especially if you sell propane
Yeah I think I'm going to need you to elaborate on this gem
It is going to be fun watching the Austinites get acquainted with our resident poet. Talk about a culture clash.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:22 pm to memphisplaya
I hate to be the dummy but please explain the ole miss ladies pickles on the tits.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:23 pm to Krampus
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It is going to be fun watching the Austinites get acquainted with our resident poet.
Looking forward to a MB post regarding his Austin visit
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:27 pm to AwgustaDawg
Bring earplugs when you go to Starkville. Sit in the visitor's ticket allotment, if you can, in order to give yourself some buffer room. There are few things worse than having a cow bell rung in your ear for 3 hours.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 3:44 pm to SaturdayNAthens
quote:We were aiming at the corrupt officials, not the visiting fans.
That’s a good idea. But maybe UT fans in your lower levels need security too since losing brings the golf balls and mustard bottles raining on their heads.
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