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re: SEC Shorts: Pimps and Hos

Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:43 am to
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:43 am to
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They saving it for your 1st round road trip to osu.

Physically impossible since OSU is getting a bye and will start in the second round.
Posted by Go Go Gata
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:47 am to
LMAO @ Arkansas
Posted by Wolfhound45
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:53 am to
Posted by koreandawg
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:58 am to
You did almost beat them with Mettenberger. I still don't understand how you couldn't get a decent passer most years. I would assume he tried.
Posted by koreandawg
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 9:59 am to
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Already trending on X


Even though I fully think he's a narcissistic ho, I can appreciate it.
Posted by DeathByTossDive225
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:09 am to
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You did almost beat them with Mettenberger. I still don't understand how you couldn't get a decent passer most years. I would assume he tried.

Mett was good enough to play pro ball. Lee was a good QB his senior year & unfair legacy due to being thrown to wolves as a frosh. Ryan Perilloux etc. etc.

What I’m saying is it wasn’t talent so much as a genuine fear of passing the ball & irrational commitment to jumbo and max pro sets. Passing game struggled to find rhythm because we only threw when we had to, initially because TOP or whatever… but then Lee’s pick-6 year just totally broke Les.

MFing Odell Beckham was on that Mettenberger team & we still tried to Nebraska them

There were honestly much worse / dumber losses though. Clock management. Plenty Ws that really should have been Ls… Ls that should have been Ws — Les was way more lucky than good & once people figured out he wasn’t ever going to try and adjust anything it was over.
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 10:13 am
Posted by Realistic Ag
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:13 am to
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I feel like the Ags got off easy and our loss faded into the background.


They saving it for your 1st round road trip to osu.

Show me how this happens...
Posted by VoxDawg
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:52 am to
Posted by koreandawg
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 11:34 am to
I followed you because you were an SEC team and watched games and knew who was on the team. When I got into fantasy football and realized how much college production dictated production in the NFL, was kind of shocked how little production you got out of Odell. He was a Jefferson, Chase, Nabers kind of talent.
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DeathByTossDive225
Posted by DeathByTossDive225
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 12:39 pm to
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He was a Jefferson, Chase, Nabers kind of talent.

Freak of nature. Could cut on a dime at full speed in sand (jumped in a pickup game with me and some kids at the beach spring break one yr — totally serendipitous was not even in LA).

We had some athletes in our group & no one could get a hand on him playing two-hand touch
Posted by Bamabelle in GA
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 1:06 pm to
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Cholly Mac was forced out. They gave him a year while they looked for another coach but make no mistake, he was forced out.


Absolutely correct. I remember, even though I was a kid. Didnt he have trouble beating Alabama? Had good records but struggled with Bama. ??
Posted by TailbackU
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 1:11 pm to
Steve something
Posted by BrerTiger
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 1:13 pm to
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SEC Shorts: Pimps and Hos


Without even watching, I know I'm going to love it.

Vandy pimped out all over the Vols and Lane is the most legendary hoe of all time.

How could they NOT go with Pimps and Hos?
Posted by BrerTiger
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 1:21 pm to
I love how they don't pull any punches with ESPN and then Herbie comes in at the end (as he usually does) with the Renasant ad
Posted by Sooner a Reb
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Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 2:51 pm to
This was one of the best ones in a LONG time! From the reduction of font on Texas' resume to the Hoe meter...
Posted by Mohican
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 12/2/25 at 6:24 am to
Full hoe? DAMN!


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