SEC Rant Football Power Rankings: Week 10

Nobody reads this part. Here's Week 10 results!



Alabama – Shaky, but victorious, the Crimson Tide rolled in Tuscaloosa in a game that was tighter than the double-digit win would indicate. The Linebackers are ate up with even more injuries, and as Alabama continues through the ever crucial November slate, it's a war of attrition on the road to 17.

Arkansas – Great come from behind win against Coastal Carolina. The coaching staff really showed their abilities with this win. In the clutch, Bret again comes through. Big win for the program. Really glad the fan, band, and cheerleaders got to experience such a program boosting win on homecoming in the Ozarks.

Auburn – The unholy pact stays in tact as Auburn wins @ College Station. Now shite gets real. Auburn has all the tools to beat Georgia but considering we haven't beaten a team of UGA's calibre since maybe 2014, I have my doubts. Either way, Jordan Hare is gonna be a fun place to be next Saturday

Florida - I've watched dung beetles attack piles of shite with more of a plan than UF had on defense this past weekend.

Georgia - what an exciting game, best of this season outside of Notre Dame. We looked sluggish and unfocused to start while the Gamecocks looked sharp all game, yet still put together a solid win. Auburn is up, easily the best team we will have faced all year. We will be prepared and ready, can Kirby keep the Jordan-Hare magic alive?

Kentucky - Kentucky continues to derp up games in the 2nd half. It's discouraging to be a UK football fan. We are about to go from 6-2 to 6-6.

LSU - Well the Tigers fought hard and bravely against the Empire, and although they found the vent to blow up the deathstar, their shots were all inaccurate. There was plenty of encouraging signs and assuming we can close the year out with 10 wins, have plenty of hype rolling into next year.

Mississippi State - We went through the motions and scraped by a terrible UMASS team. We host Bama this week and I would love to just not get blown out.

Missouri - After beating up on a listless Flarda, the schedule sets up in our favor. Hapless Tennessee is next. I believe that we will win.

Ole Miss - The Rebs went to Lexington and DK Metcalf showed out and won the game for us. Big win after a letdown vs Arky. Next, we get Louisiana at home in what should be a fairly easy win.

South Carolina - They can't pass the ball except for all over us. We did better than expected against UGA but they have too much talent. Got a bright and shiny noon game against Florida. Hopefully we can finish some drives this time

Tennessee - #EmptyVotes

Texas A&M - Stop me if you've heard this one. A&M looks terrible in Nov, Sumlin cannot figure out what QB to play, & a West team just won a Kyle. The potential last win of 2017 comes this week vs New Mexico.

Vanderbilt - We beat Western Kentucky, but we are still winless in the SEC. A big game against Kentucky gives Vanderbilt a chance to shake off its five-game losing streak in the conference. If not, we will start paying attention to APR bowl spots.