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re: SARK frickING SUCKS

Posted on 9/16/25 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by hookem33
Belton, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
2548 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 7:45 pm to
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It's like Sark told him "you go do that QB shite and have fun out there."


Actually, it seems more like he told him to forget everything he ever learned about football and have fun.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19883 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by Soonerd78
Member since Sep 2024
2635 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 7:50 pm to
OU fans tried to tell you idiots … year 6 and he’s getting worse lol.
Posted by cornerstore
Member since Jul 2024
1664 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 7:53 pm to
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Sark sucks


Ha no shite
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4075 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:09 pm to
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One thing you will learn about Texas fans. We don't disappear when we suck. We multiply!

This board thinks it will be funny if Arch and Sark tank this overhyped program - shite, Chicken will have to start banning Longhorn melts it will get so bad.


Posted by AZHorn
Southern Arizona
Member since Aug 2021
1062 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:15 pm to
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Do you not see the photo of 3 of our OL on their backs against the mighty UTEP?


Our Oline coach been studying Monkeys with Strippers or Strippers with Monkeys or something like that when they were supposed to be practicing in the offseason...
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4075 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:15 pm to
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Whatever is going on, I don't think has been completely revealed.


Nah. I'm pretty sure we've all seen the wildly inaccurate throws.
Posted by BigSneezy
Member since Nov 2020
5339 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:20 pm to
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One thing you will learn about Texas fans. We don't disappear when we suck. We multiply!


Sounds just like cancer.
Posted by AZHorn
Southern Arizona
Member since Aug 2021
1062 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:21 pm to
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I followed his recruitment a little, nobody went the distance you guys went not even close, I think you guys have made a lot of money off of landing him but that’s not going to translate to conference championships or better


Georgia was step and step in Recruiting him. They got lucky...
Posted by theRealJesseD
Member since Nov 2021
4481 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:24 pm to
Kirby started his Texas recruiting troll game w Arch. Texas will over pay for whomever Kirby ‘targets’

It’s like a game now
Posted by Rodo
Houston
Member since Aug 2011
1626 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:26 pm to
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Our Oline coach been studying Monkeys with Strippers or Strippers with Monkeys or something like that when they were supposed to be practicing in the offseason...

Strippers with monkeys would distract me, too.

Rodo
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:27 pm to
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Full disclosure

I’m drinking


I'm still waiting for the disclosure part.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:30 pm to
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Sark created this mess. I have a feeling the post game press conferences are going to get progressively more hostile


And finally Sark blows and jumps up and says don't mess with me mother fricker!!

I can only hope.
Posted by DrKnievel
Belgium, MT
Member since Sep 2016
471 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:36 pm to
Like I said earlier, you have been fair and objective. I’m curious what you think.

It felt like Ewers was escorted out last year (don’t definitively know, but that is the feeling I got).

Sark had to know where his two qbs were, so you think he would have held onto to Ewers, right?

Is NIL that influential? Was there some agreement with the Mannings? (FYI - pure conjecture on my part).

If it was really all about football, you go with Ewers, right? So I just feels like something else is at play here.

Again - I have no inside information and some of my assumptions could be incorrect.

Just curious if you had any insight or thoughts on this,

Posted by hookem33
Belton, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
2548 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:37 pm to
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And finally Sark blows and jumps up and says don't mess with me mother fricker!! I can only hope.


If he starts drinking again, who knows?
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
4184 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:42 pm to
Charlie Strong or Titty Bar Tom Herman still around?
Posted by AZHorn
Southern Arizona
Member since Aug 2021
1062 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:46 pm to
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It felt like Ewers was escorted out last year (don’t definitively know, but that is the feeling I got).



Ewers was injury prone and was not going to improve his draft status any further by staying another year with a really green Oline and green Receivers...He probably made a great decision, in my opinion, since he had NFL aspirations. No matter if he got pushed out or not, which I'm not sure was the case.

Maybe he just saw what all players they were losing from the team to the draft and got some good advice and got out...
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 8:54 pm
Posted by DrKnievel
Belgium, MT
Member since Sep 2016
471 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:51 pm to
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Ewers was injury prone and was not going to improve his draft status any further by staying another year with a really green Oline and green Receivers...He probably made a great decision, in my opinion, since he had NFL aspirations.


Thank you, sir. Appreciate the feedback
Posted by JacieNY
Member since Jul 2024
1654 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:52 pm to
Texas football 2025 is like the plot to Red Dawn.

The whorns are the Russians/Cubans, the kids camped out in the mountains are the cupcakes on the schedule.

Sure the Russians will win against a small group of children but not before those children expose their military as incompetent frauds and when they finally have to deal with an actual fighting force they'll lose.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10238 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:59 pm to
Just for clarity, and as a reminder, this whole Arch debacle has not shaped my opinion of Sark. It is merely a pile-on opportunity.

I never knew why CDC hired this guy. This guy screams Oregon or USC or maybe UCLA or possibly even Colorado or maybe even Arizona State.

There's nothing Texas about Sark.

But beyond that - I decided to give him a chance anyway. Has anyone dared to notice that offense has been Texas' most glaring weakest link all through the Sark tenure?

I think Texas money and luck gave him a defense, and Sark barely knows who the defensive players are. Over the last 2 years, especially last year, Texas could have closed the deal given an above-average offense, and sans a few stupid offensive play calls.

Sark is a 7-win guy who fell into the media "darling" category. Maybe it's the west-coast thing. But now it feels ridiculous to say that Texas will never win a Natty under Sark, as I have been saying. Now - Texas may be fighting just to have winning seasons the rest of Sark's tenure.
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