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re: Saban's wife house hunting in Texas
Posted on 10/24/13 at 8:33 am to Crimson Legend
Posted on 10/24/13 at 8:33 am to Crimson Legend
Translation:
He gone. Next topic.
He gone. Next topic.
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Posted on 10/24/13 at 8:33 am to Tiger n Miami AU83
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Doesn't matter gump. He gone.
So do you want in on the ban bet, or are you a pussy too?
Posted on 10/24/13 at 8:36 am to DoubleDown
No denial on my part, DoubleDown has said it better than anyone.
+1
And when that day comes I will say, thanks Coach Saban.
+1
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He's won 3 NCs and has us in the running for a 4th this year.
It'd suck but eventually he'll move on, retire, or die. One of those 3 must come true at some point or another.
And when that day comes I will say, thanks Coach Saban.
Posted on 10/24/13 at 8:38 am to Bamatab
These threads about "saban to ____ school" pop up earlier and earlier every year. They used to not start till December. And so many people still fall for it.Posted on 10/24/13 at 8:40 am to Interweb Cowboy
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No denial on my part, DoubleDown has said it better than anyone.
+1
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He's won 3 NCs and has us in the running for a 4th this year.
It'd suck but eventually he'll move on, retire, or die. One of those 3 must come true at some point or another.
And when that day comes I will say, thanks Coach Saban.
That's exactly it. Wish he could stay forever, but after the Dubose years, I am truly grateful for every win. Stretches like these are rare, even for the top program in college football. I'd rather enjoy it than stress over every job offer that Saban MAY consider.
By the way, TnM, we don't beat our sisters or our dogs. Now that we kick the holy shite out of auburn every year, that's all the anger release we need. Make sure you bring plenty of joint wraps and pain killers again this year.
Posted on 10/24/13 at 8:45 am to Bamatab
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You guys are setting yourselves up for udder disappointment.
I don't know how one could be disappointed in bovine teets, but they might be setting themselves up for utter disappointment.
Posted on 10/24/13 at 8:48 am to Tiger n Miami AU83
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He gone.
Gumps in denial.
Mighty cliché of you this morning. I mean it is super cool to say though....
Posted on 10/24/13 at 8:49 am to Grievous Angel
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I don't know how one could be disappointed in bovine teets, but they might be setting themselves up for utter disappointment.
I could say that that was intended with the play on the word because their mascot is a cow, but I guess I would be lying.
Posted on 10/24/13 at 8:51 am to Grievous Angel
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I don't know how one could be disappointed in bovine teets
Maybe if you were dating a flat-chested auburn cheerleader?
Posted on 10/24/13 at 8:54 am to Cwills684
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Cwills684
this is not far from truth
Posted on 10/24/13 at 8:57 am to StopRobot
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Saban's wife house hunting in Texas
Gone.
Posted on 10/24/13 at 9:03 am to Crimson Legend
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That's exactly it. Wish he could stay forever, but after the Dubose years, I am truly grateful for every win. Stretches like these are rare, even for the top program in college football. I'd rather enjoy it than stress over every job offer that Saban MAY consider.
Holy shite you gumps crack me up!
Posted on 10/24/13 at 9:07 am to BooHoo Tbow
Do you guys know that the author of the story has since admitted he trolled you?
An old Carnival Barker would be proud
An old Carnival Barker would be proud
Posted on 10/24/13 at 9:10 am to BooHoo Tbow
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That's exactly it. Wish he could stay forever, but after the Dubose years, I am truly grateful for every win. Stretches like these are rare, even for the top program in college football. I'd rather enjoy it than stress over every job offer that Saban MAY consider.
Holy shite you gumps crack me up!
I'm sorry, I meant to say "the top program in college football with the exception of the swamp taliban with the functionally retarded coach".
Better?
Posted on 10/24/13 at 9:20 am to TigerBait2008
You're ridiculous. Name a price that Texas WOULD pay Saban that Bama would be unable to match.
Posted on 10/24/13 at 9:23 am to StopRobot
against my better judgement, IN.
I'm late to the party.
I'm late to the party.
Posted on 10/24/13 at 9:25 am to BooHoo Tbow
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Holy shite you gumps crack me up!
It is still the truth. What other program even comes close to our history outside of possibly ND?
Posted on 10/24/13 at 9:26 am to Alabiker
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Name a price that Texas WOULD pay Saban that Bama would be unable to match.
I guess some people think Texas is gonna offer Saban $15 mil a year.
Posted on 10/24/13 at 9:31 am to BooHoo Tbow
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Holy shite you gumps crack me up!
You should be reading it from this side, pure gold my tiger friends. You cats stick together.
Posted on 10/24/13 at 9:31 am to Bamatab
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I guess some people think Texas is gonna offer Saban $15 mil a year
You're right. That won't happen. But there will offered other inducements.
This post was edited on 10/24/13 at 9:32 am
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