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re: Reminder to Corndogs: Getting in the face of children and yelling at them isnt cool

Posted on 10/30/18 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
14144 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 1:46 pm to
Just a reminder for Gump fans that taking your testicles out and touching another grown man with them Does make you gay
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

I know you might see a 5 or 6 year old little girl in a Bama cheerleading outfit on Saturday and be tempted to jump in her face and scream "TIGER BAIT" through beer and mustard soaked spittle but you might try and restrain. It doesnt make you a tough guy


That doesn't happen.

And stop using children as human shields. Man up.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16459 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

if the little kid is trying to unzip my pants and get to my junk


Well that's an odd phobia for a football game, wtf kind of little kids do you hang around?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 2:32 pm to


Pussy bitch
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 3:54 pm to
Nado when we meeting up Saturday AM to consolidate piss balloons and scope out sniping positions? This will be my little boy's first time to throw one
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33860 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Last time I went to the Alabama LSU game in Baton Rouge was the screen pass game. I was 68 years old at the time,wearing a red shirt, and my LSU wife was 60 years old dressed in LSU colors. Leaving the game walking miles to our car at night a gang of young drunks threatened us, called her a whore, and more


That's cool that your sister is an LSU fan, tho
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 4:00 pm to
Leaving BDS in 2009, some distinguished alum I’m sure starts harassing my group. Someone says “yeah well you still frick your sister” and the guy straight faced replied “so what if I do?!” We had no argument back
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30857 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

You should murder them, sexually assault them, or destroy their property instead


LSU life lessons in effect, apparently.
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
2795 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Called her a whore


What’s the going rate for 1 hr and hh for 60 year old whores these days?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 4:03 pm to
The only two fights I've seen at LSU since I started tailgating in 2001 were between LSU fans

The only time someone has tried to start a fight with me was at a gas station at Auburn in 2010. He was fall down drunk and kept calling my friend's Tacoma a "fagmobile" and tried to swing at me
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49102 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 4:05 pm to
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through beer

Through what?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 4:06 pm to
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LSU life lessons in effect, apparently.

Might want to read his post again and apply some critical thinking this time
Posted by MightyHorseRocks
Member since Aug 2013
42 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

Last time I went to the Alabama LSU game in Baton Rouge was the screen pass game. I was 68 years old at the time


You are 71 years old posting on a message board?!?! Sheeeeshhhhh
Posted by HeavyMental
Jacksonville
Member since Sep 2018
222 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 4:22 pm to
Are piss balloons allowed?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27355 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 4:31 pm to
If someone called my ex wife a who're, factual or not, they'd be in the hospital or morgue.
Posted by FreeDevin40
Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2018
138 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 4:32 pm to
You could always leave your sons future girlfriend at home then.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27355 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Someone says “yeah well you still frick your sister” and the guy straight faced replied “so what if I do?!” We had no argument back


You give that sonofabitch a beer for his honesty.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56205 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 4:39 pm to
God you are insufferable drama queen.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 4:53 pm to
I’m driving to New Orleans Friday from youston. Meeting my BIL somewhere on campus sat morning
This post was edited on 10/30/18 at 4:54 pm
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18002 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 5:03 pm to
Hey Jack, your wife’s a whore.

And I refused to bang her.
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