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re: Remember that time Brian Kelly faked a southern accent?

Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:35 pm to
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
90240 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:35 pm to
He's a fat disgrace. Glad he's done nothing in the SEC.
Posted by Yellow Truck
Member since May 2025
282 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:47 pm to
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'Munsters' is the Hollywood term for those. Add about 3-4 inches to the height.

Saw a picture of Sylvester Stallone's short arse with a pair of those on at a Lakers game.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
53597 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:08 pm to
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Remember that time Missouri faked being Southern…. Classic


No, I don't remember.

Crazy as it may seem there are probably more baws/rednecks in MO than there are in several SEC states.
Posted by John Casey
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2016
3679 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:12 pm to
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Remember that time Brian Kelly faked a southern accent?


One of the most overblown things of the Brian Kelly era at LSU.

Word got stuck in his mouth and came out funny, but because everyone hates Kelly so much, they ran with the fake accent story.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19772 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:18 pm to
SidewalkTiger helps Brian Kelly put tomatoes in his gumbo.

Did you know that tomatoes are actually fruits?

Just like those two.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17389 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:18 pm to
God damn this board is eaten up with Brian Kelly.
Posted by GoGators1995
Member since Jan 2023
6313 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:35 pm to
Well for one Saban and LSU had just (with the backup QB) beaten a vastly superior Tennessee team to win the SEC and then kicked the shite out of Big 10 champ Illinois in the Sugar Bowl. Two, LSU was 6-1 and had just destroyed UF in the Swamp when Matt Mauck had a season ending injury.
This post was edited on 5/20/25 at 7:36 pm
Posted by MJSTIGER
METAIRIE,LA.
Member since Dec 2007
92 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:43 pm to
Remember that time Missouri won a National Championship in football?
Posted by DamnStrong
NOLA Til I Die!
Member since Aug 2008
4901 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 7:47 pm to
No but I remember that day that Brian Kelly accepted the LSU job, flew to Baton Rouge with his wife and kids, had an introductory press conference, toured the entire LSU facilities and campus, met most of the LSU coaches and administrators, had dinner with LSU officials and finally said a few words at halftime of an LSU basketball game. This was when he slurred the word fam-I-ly. He never faked an accent. Why the retards on the Rant and in some media outlets keep lying about this is perplexing. Perhaps because they are I-di-ots.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
66109 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 8:05 pm to
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Why the retards on the Rant and in some media outlets keep lying about this is perplexing.


BK spurs a certain reaction from many posters here. Mizzou fans hate him because he keeps making Missouri his bitch, not sure why gets to so many Bammers and other assorted folks though.

This post was edited on 5/20/25 at 8:19 pm
Posted by EulerRules
Member since Dec 2019
1829 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 8:24 pm to
Of the 9 SEC football teams with winning SEC records in the final 2024 standings, only 3 of the head coaches are from southern states: AL, Ark, SC. There's a ND, SD, Neb, NJ, Mass, and CA.
This post was edited on 5/20/25 at 8:25 pm
Posted by EulerRules
Member since Dec 2019
1829 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 8:29 pm to
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Glad he's done nothing in the SEC.

Except win the SEC West in 2022 and was the last SEC Coach to defeat Nick Saban.
Posted by EulerRules
Member since Dec 2019
1829 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 8:32 pm to
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I was at a bar, but it looked like the lights went out to me.

A guy in a bar diagnosing a concussion from the overhead bar TV. Not the way to become Board Certified in Neurology by the ABPN.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25132 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 8:33 pm to
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What's his record against Florida?


UF pussies won't answer... they just hide like bitches.
Posted by jvilardo
5024 e. Brooks Town BR, La.
Member since Jan 2012
3924 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 8:43 pm to
Well, the Mizzu team won only 3 conference games this year. So which is funnier?
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19772 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 8:50 pm to
Remember that time Brian Kelly won a NY6, BCS, CFP or conference championship game?
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
13643 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 8:55 pm to
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3-4 inches


Yellow Truck thinks he has a 10" dick.
This post was edited on 5/20/25 at 8:56 pm
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125640 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 8:56 pm to
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GoGators1995
Since you ruined it for me
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
90240 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 9:00 pm to
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Except win the SEC West in 2022
whoopie.

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was the last SEC Coach to defeat Nick Saban.


Texas, dumbass.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2321 Boomed Your Sooner Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
37980 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 9:02 pm to
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Texas, dumbass.

“Nah bro this other team beat the shite out of us!”

What a fat retarded loser
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