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Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:29 pm to genro
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What are we supposed to call sriracha
Liquid perfection.
ETA: Jesus Juice is more accurate.
This post was edited on 11/4/13 at 6:30 pm
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:30 pm to randomways
What?
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:32 pm to roadGator
What what? I was replying to roadhouse's description of his favorite traditional Missouri Thanksgiving concoction.
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:33 pm to roadGator
You're gonna puke slime.
I understood his post perfectly....
I understood his post perfectly....
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:34 pm to randomways
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You're gonna puke slime, but if that's what you're aiming for....
Isn't that a given with anything that has had miracle whip added to it?
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:36 pm to Mizzeaux
Wait...is it fries and mayo or fries and miracle whip? I'm confused....
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:37 pm to mizzoukills
It's never miracle whip for anything, ever.
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:37 pm to mizzoukills
This is a weird thread.
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:37 pm to mizzoukills
Is this the part where you talk about how disgusting real mayo is so much better than disgusting fake mayo?
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:38 pm to thatdude1985
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I eat mine with cheese.
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:38 pm to mizzoukills
Stone ground white grits (not that shite from a box.) I like Carolina Plantation..
LOTS of butter or GTFO.
Skrimp and Grits or cheesy grits. Grits for breakfast with your eggs and bacon. Briskets and Gravy etc etc.
Go die in a fire you damn Yankee. Your war of northern aggression won't stand on our grits.
LOTS of butter or GTFO.
Skrimp and Grits or cheesy grits. Grits for breakfast with your eggs and bacon. Briskets and Gravy etc etc.
Go die in a fire you damn Yankee. Your war of northern aggression won't stand on our grits.
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:38 pm to mizzoukills
Real Southerners have to look at a map to remeber exactly where Missouri lies. The SEC brand does not make you a Southerner. Just stop
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:38 pm to genro
Real mayo and French fries are the witch's titty, brah!
This post was edited on 11/4/13 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:39 pm to mizzoukills
I'll pass and try not to hurl.
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:39 pm to mizzoukills
I'd question the sexual proclivities of anyone who ate sweet grits, i.e., a man that would eat that would stick anything in his mouth.
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:40 pm to Mizzeaux
Pretty much. And if you already know Miracle Whip is the Devil's Sperm, you're halfway to being a Southerner. Congratulations. 
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:41 pm to Wroll Tyde
What if you eat sweet grits on top of pussy?
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:41 pm to MDTiger 13
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Real Southerners have to look at a map to remeber exactly where Missouri lies.
I wish you could see the lack of shock on my face right now.
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:41 pm to Mizzeaux
Are you from MO? You are right miracle whip. That is gross.
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