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Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:52 pm to Auburntiger
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:52 pm to Auburntiger
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have a number of questions: How did you fill 100 piss balloons? Did you fill 100 piss balloons all by yourself or did you have help? How long did it take you to fill 100 piss balloons? Why so many days in advance prior to game day did you fill 100 piss balloons? How much piss did you get on yourself while filling and tying the 100 piss balloons?
He used a bucket and spit it in the balloons. Probably set up the bucket in a portapotty.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 6:59 pm to Gray Tiger
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If you really remembered history you'd know that Louisiana swamp rats saved Old Hickory's bacon. If Jean Lafitte's baws hadn't showed up with canons and power the Brits would have shoved all you coon skin caps back into the hills.
Yeah, what a guy!
By 1810 Lafitte operated as a pirate in Louisiana. Lafitte’s main commodity was African slaves because the United States outlawed international slave imports in 1808. Lafitte purchased slaves in the West Indies, where they were cheap, and then smuggled them into Louisiana where they were expensive because of this federal ban on slave imports. Additionally, Lafitte worked for the government of Cartagena, modern day Columbia, to sabotage Imperial Spanish commerce, which helped that former colony achieve independence. By the terms of this commission, Lafitte and his brothers could keep any commerce captured. However, American law prohibited the legal landing and selling of these stolen goods in the United States but that did not stop the Lafitte brothers who made their home base in the Barataria Bay of Louisiana, near New Orleans. Barataria Bay was perfect for their smuggling operations as the islands and bayous south of New Orleans protected their base. The water was deep enough that Lafitte could easily launch into the Caribbean but shallow enough to inhibit Spanish war ships from following the pirates home. Lafitte’s followers were known as Baratarians and often faced the threat of capture and imprisonment by United States customs officials and the Spanish Navy.
"In September of 1814 the British enlisted Lafitte and the Baratarians to help fight against the United States in New Orleans. In exchange for this aid, the British offered Lafitte $30,000, the position as captain in the British Navy and amnesty from prosecution. Lafitte asked for two weeks to consider this generous offer and in that time he wrote to Governor Claiborne of Louisiana offering to assist in the defense of New Orleans against the British invasion in exchange for a pardon for his smuggling charges. Claiborne was inclined to accept this offer; however, the Louisiana legislature rejected Lafitte’s proposition. Neither aligned with the British nor the Americans, Lafitte’s base in Barataria Bay was raided and destroyed by both the British navy and American naval forces. "
Ok ok, I left out the part at the end about him being a hero to everyone in Louisiana, because it didn't fit my agenda.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:02 pm to Berry4Heisman
These dudes are as lame as 8&4 fans. It's a joke dude it is hard enough to sneak alcohol in these days. Your not important enough for piss balloons anyways. Tell your parents Junior and Lulu we miss them.
This post was edited on 10/4/22 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:30 pm to TheTruthPolice
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These dudes are as lame as 8&4 fans. It's a joke dude it is hard enough to sneak alcohol in these days. Your not important enough for piss balloons anyways. Tell your parents Junior and Lulu we miss them.
"You're"
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:33 pm to Smokeyone
quote:How many in a row have you lost to us? 10? 15?
Not a student of history I see.
The correct answer is of course not enough. You’d need to win 20 in a row just to get to even. I’ll be dead of old age before it’s even a possibility.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:38 pm to llfshoals
Sat right in the middle of these Hillbillies many times while we kicked their arse. They won't do nothing but talk.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:46 pm to Smokeyone
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He used a bucket and spit it in the balloons. Probably set up the bucket in a portapotty.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:52 pm to TheTruthPolice
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Got over 100 piss balloons ready to roll. Just wear your colors to the game this Saturday and I will hook you up. Get ready to STTDB and enjoy.
They won't really have piss balloons but expect to be treated like shite. They tell you they will feed you, etc but only after you let them spit on you, throw stuff at you, call your wife names and be all out belligerent. Then they give you a bowl of spicy soup. It won't be as intense as when Bama comes to town because Saban isn't your coach but any UT fans will be miserable. Its easily the worst road trip in the SEC and 2nd isn't close.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 7:59 pm to SavageOrangeJug
How long has it been since Ut beat LSU?
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:03 pm to SavageOrangeJug
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Yep! Y'all are so tough. You watch Bammer fans literally drag their balls across an LSU fan's face and you do nothing. You might not want to frick with the Tennessee crowd. They got the name Volunteers because they like a good fight. If I remember my history correctly. Andy Jackson brought a few boys from Tennessee down to New Orleans and kept the British from manhandling you Louisiana pussies.
I’m getting little man vibes from this one. I bet you are a tough little guy, aren’t you? How big are you, like 5’4”?
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:50 pm to TouchdownTony
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call your wife names
Your just upset she was dripping wet when she was called names.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 8:54 pm to Gulf Coast Tiger
LSU has played Tennessee 33 times. And LSU only has 10 wins in school history. UT owns LSU.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 9:22 pm to TouchdownTony
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bowl of spicy soup
It’s called a gravy you hick. And you can’t eat it anyways with your 1 tooth
Posted on 10/4/22 at 10:18 pm to Berry4Heisman
quote:I would hope if anyone saw a person actually at another person, LSU fan or not they would help slap anyone stupid enough to throw a piss balloon at someone.
You’re in a thread with a guy threatening piss balloons and this is what you critique. I’d slap a Tennessee fan for doing it to someone too
That being said I think the guy is joking because in a few years ago Tennessee fans accused LSU fans of throwing piss boiled it’s like an urban legend a bunch of shite as far as I’m concerned.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 10:23 pm to DamnStrong
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Given the size of my “hose”, I’ll need a much bigger coupling than that.
Posted on 10/4/22 at 11:25 pm to Berry4Heisman
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I’d slap the frick out of you….
Something tells me the only thing you’ve ever slapped is your gay lovers arse when you’re “vols” deep.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 3:36 am to Auburntiger
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How did you fill
100 piss balloons?
Same way they get boxed wine up butts in Knoxville... have some buddies help out.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 5:06 am to TouchdownTony
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They tell you they will feed you, etc but only after you let them spit on you, throw stuff at you, call your wife names and be all out belligerent. Then they give you a bowl of spicy soup. It won't be as intense as when Bama comes to town because Saban isn't your coach but any UT fans will be miserable.
Know how I know you’ve never actually been here?
Posted on 10/5/22 at 7:01 am to JudgeHolden
What you're claiming to do is a felony.
I wouldn't be surprised if your name is already known to the local authorities.
I wouldn't be surprised if your name is already known to the local authorities.
This post was edited on 10/5/22 at 7:02 am
Posted on 10/5/22 at 7:03 am to TheTruthPolice
They comin in game bibs
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