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re: Ranking SEC mascots by how powerful they are in real life
Posted on 7/17/25 at 9:51 pm to TexasWranglers
Posted on 7/17/25 at 9:51 pm to TexasWranglers
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You think a razorback is more powerful than a longhorn?
For raw power longhorn would be the top or top 3 at worst.
Water is super powerful, yet also can just sit there stagnant.
You seriously trying to convince everyone that a cow is ferocious? You gotta tie a strap around their nuts just to get them pissed off enough to buck
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Posted on 7/17/25 at 10:27 pm to MizzouTrue
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LSU Tigers: Fought hard during the Civil War
Not a north v south rib. Sherman was the first superintendent of what would become LSU.
This post was edited on 7/17/25 at 10:29 pm
Posted on 7/17/25 at 10:32 pm to swinetime
Read. It says powerful in real life. Yes I think a longhorn is significantly more powerful than everything in the list
Posted on 7/17/25 at 10:35 pm to TexasWranglers
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Read. It says powerful in real life. Yes I think a longhorn is significantly more powerful than everything in the list
Cows are considered prey animals for a reason. That’s includes steers.
Posted on 7/17/25 at 10:43 pm to TexasWranglers
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Read. It says powerful in real life.
Like a bunch of drunk Rednecks with shotguns in a Wagon?
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:09 pm to Bigbens42
Sherman, bastard of a witches twat
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:10 pm to SOSFAN
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Our nickname actually comes from a Revolutionary War hero.
You have most of us beat when it comes to which war you chose your hero from...
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:13 pm to MizzouTrue
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Ranking SEC mascots by how powerful they are in real life
This is a deep question.
First, you must define "powerful" in the context of the real world (not imaginary coeds dressed up in cheap furry costumes)
Water can pretty much destroy everything and you can't kill it, so....Crimson Tide wins by default.
A Human with a gun will pretty much kill any animal most of the time.
Swords vs. Guns vs. Cannons between the humans is a toss up depending on the situation.
It's really scary if you think about it.
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:22 pm to MizzouTrue
And for the record, UGA would have taken Bevo's balls had they not pulled him away
Posted on 7/17/25 at 11:24 pm to Arkyologist
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Sherman, bastard of a witches twat
They had to work really hard to keep the flamethrower variant of the Sherman tank on the testing grounds. Kept trying to make a beeline to Atlanta.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 12:24 am to MizzouTrue
They're the "crimson tide." As in blood. Period blood.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 2:01 am to MizzouTrue
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Alabama Crimson Tide: Water is powerful
Should be Big Al or RTWillie or maybe even Little Nicky - they have so many mascots…
This post was edited on 7/18/25 at 2:02 am
Posted on 7/18/25 at 9:00 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
“ride the crimson wave” sounds like the monthly female issue.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 9:32 am to MizzouTrue
It's posts like this along with most of the responses that make me realize that I am probably one of the most intelligent posters on Secrant.
Off season really, really sucks.
Off season really, really sucks.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 9:36 am to dawgfacedmutt
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Water is powerful
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This is a deep question
Posted on 7/18/25 at 9:43 am to skrayper
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Our “mascot” is an elephant.
Mascot is an elephant but the team name is Crimson Tide?!? Who would do such a thing like that?!?
Posted on 7/18/25 at 9:44 am to mckibaj
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Who would do such a thing like that?!?
I don't know how many times I have to say this, but we ain't come to play SCHOOL.
Posted on 7/18/25 at 9:58 am to MizzouTrue
Posted on 7/18/25 at 10:00 am to MizzouTrue
Ole Miss lost nearly its entire student body at Gettysburg. We saved Texas from the Mexicans… well for about 150 years
This post was edited on 7/18/25 at 10:03 am
Posted on 7/18/25 at 10:17 am to GreatPumpkin
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We saved Texas from the Mexicans
When Sam Houston defeated Santa Anna at the Battle of San Jacinto, a great number of Sam Houston's army was made up of guys from TennerC. He probably had more volunteers from TennerC than from any other state. The reason they were there was because Tennessee sucked big time and they were tired of getting screwed over by the state of Tennessee. They knew they could get cheap land and make a better life in Texas than they ever could back in Tennessee. It is still that way today.
GreatPumpkin after he reads this:
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