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PSA for all BAMA fans: In the unlikely event of a Tide loss tonight
Posted on 1/7/19 at 4:55 pm
Posted on 1/7/19 at 4:55 pm
Do not kill your friends and family out of grief. It’s just a football game.
Alabama fan killed over football game
Alabama fan killed over football game
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Posted on 1/7/19 at 4:57 pm to PsychTiger
I might off myself, but it would likely be because of many other reasons, not losing a game.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 4:58 pm to bamaboy87
Go to the ER before doing anything you can’t take back. Just be sure to get a room with a TV. 
This post was edited on 1/7/19 at 4:59 pm
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:00 pm to PsychTiger
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:01 pm to bamaboy87
Bama championships should keep you warm at night. If you need help just poison some trees and you will see a marked increase in self esteem and fame with your fellow man.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:06 pm to PsychTiger
If you’re a member of the majority of Bama fans that could never get into the University, try to remember that you have no real affiliation anyway, other than the shirt you got at Academy
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:14 pm to AuburnCO08
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Bama championships should keep you warm at night. If you need help just poison some trees and you will see a marked increase in self esteem and fame with your fellow man.
Problem with that is Auburn was already killing the trees (pressure washing, etc.) before Updyke got to them.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:16 pm to TideFaninFl
Yes but we were killing them legally
This post was edited on 1/7/19 at 5:16 pm
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:16 pm to TideFaninFl
And the LSU fan in the French Quarter was already teabagging himself before the Bama fan came along. 
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:17 pm to TideFaninFl
Bama has lost NC games before and will in the future. You remember when LSU and AU played in the Final Four? Me neither.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:17 pm to PsychTiger
The only bitches getting slapped tonight will be in orange.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:18 pm to Norbert
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If you’re a member of the majority of Bama fans that could never get into the University, try to remember that you have no real affiliation anyway, other than the shirt you got at Academy
I always found that to be funny. What you are saying is that you would not be a fan of your school unless forced to attend it.
It is an honor for all the people around the country (those so called sidewalk fans) to want to be associated with the University of Alabama.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:20 pm to AuburnCO08
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Yes but we were killing them legally
An Agriculture school that can not keep their trees healthy......... not even going to say more....
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:25 pm to PsychTiger
Ill try baw. May kick the frick out of my dog though.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:26 pm to PsychTiger
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And the LSU fan in the French Quarter was already teabagging himself before the Bama fan came along
Halftime performer... imagine dragon, coincidence? I think not. You know... imagine us dragging our nuts on your face, again
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:27 pm to MoarKilometers
Not even close, try again but actually try this time
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:27 pm to PsychTiger
I'm just wondering if Bama fans are all going to deem Clemson the greatest team in history if they somehow beat the team they have been calling the GOAT all year.
This post was edited on 1/7/19 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:30 pm to PsychTiger
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And the LSU fan in the French Quarter was already teabagging himself before the Bama fan came along.
We only teabag after wins, corndog.
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:32 pm to MykTide
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We only teabag after wins, corndog.
Actually only after championship shutout wins.
21-0
Posted on 1/7/19 at 5:33 pm to PsychTiger
We'll just cry like bitches and put up billboards
Luziana St8 can surely relate
Roll damn Tide
Luziana St8 can surely relate
Roll damn Tide
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