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Predict the rest of Arky's schedule
Posted on 9/23/12 at 7:41 am
Posted on 9/23/12 at 7:41 am
Texas A&M (L) - Manziel rips us apart, is taken out at halftime, and gets in a fight on Northgate. Aggie men have thousands of collective hours of buttsecks in celebration.
Auburn (L) - After Haynes very deceptive no coverage look is figured out, Frazier starts his Heisman campaign and Chizik signs a 5 year extenstion.
Kentucky (L) - Newton accidentally herps his way forward after taking the snap. Joker and JLS have a battle to see who can go full retard. Joker bows out because he knows he is defeated.
Bye (Toss Up) - This is in intriguing match-up, our O-lines and secondaries are very similar, in that they don't exist. I might have to lean towards the bye because our halftime adjustments are net-negative, while bye just doesn't do anything.
Ole Miss (L) - Ole Miss is up 3 TDs in the 3rd quarter. Their fans don't know what to do and leave to do lines off of the golf course flags anyway.
Tulsa (L) - Golden Hurricanes give us a golden shower.
South Carolina (L) - Clowney has mercy on a torn, depleted, and barely alive Wilson and kills him quickly. Spurrier rails a female grad assistant.
MSU (L) - Whatever semblance of a football team we have left is grinded into pulp.
LSU (W) - Super. fricking. Bowl.
Auburn (L) - After Haynes very deceptive no coverage look is figured out, Frazier starts his Heisman campaign and Chizik signs a 5 year extenstion.
Kentucky (L) - Newton accidentally herps his way forward after taking the snap. Joker and JLS have a battle to see who can go full retard. Joker bows out because he knows he is defeated.
Bye (Toss Up) - This is in intriguing match-up, our O-lines and secondaries are very similar, in that they don't exist. I might have to lean towards the bye because our halftime adjustments are net-negative, while bye just doesn't do anything.
Ole Miss (L) - Ole Miss is up 3 TDs in the 3rd quarter. Their fans don't know what to do and leave to do lines off of the golf course flags anyway.
Tulsa (L) - Golden Hurricanes give us a golden shower.
South Carolina (L) - Clowney has mercy on a torn, depleted, and barely alive Wilson and kills him quickly. Spurrier rails a female grad assistant.
MSU (L) - Whatever semblance of a football team we have left is grinded into pulp.
LSU (W) - Super. fricking. Bowl.
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Posted on 9/23/12 at 7:42 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
I think you beat UK. The rest look accurate.
Posted on 9/23/12 at 7:43 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
3-9
Posted on 9/23/12 at 7:44 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
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Bye (Toss Up) - This is in intriguing match-up, our O-lines and secondaries are very similar, in that they don't exist. I might have to lean towards the bye because our halftime adjustments are net-negative, while bye just doesn't do anything.
Posted on 9/23/12 at 7:44 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
Posted on 9/23/12 at 7:47 am to allin2010
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I think you beat UK.
If we revive the spirit of Bobby (minus his penis), then I believe that we could pull out a miracle. It would take a background soundtrack of Hero by Foo Fighters to pull it off, though.
Posted on 9/23/12 at 7:48 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
Does JLS make it through the year? This has to be painful for hog fans, I feel sorry for you guys.
Posted on 9/23/12 at 7:55 am to CrimsonChin
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Does JLS make it through the year?
No idea, not sure what good firing would do when he's gone anyway. Its really just an abortion of a situation and we don't have any cloth hangers in the kit.
Posted on 9/23/12 at 7:57 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
Posted on 9/23/12 at 7:59 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
Bobby's penis is like Samson's hair was. You cut that off and, well, you have Jon L Smith.
Posted on 9/23/12 at 8:00 am to CrimsonChin
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Does JLS make it through the year? This has to be painful for hog fans, I feel sorry for you guys.
Yes
Posted on 9/23/12 at 9:13 am to Pigfeet
Maybe the Arkansas-Kentucky game should be named the Lame Duck Bowl this season
Posted on 9/23/12 at 9:16 am to Beer Bryant
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Bobby's penis is like Samson's hair was. You cut that off and, well, you have Jon L Smith.
weird.... i predict we lose every game
Posted on 9/23/12 at 9:17 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
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Bye (Toss Up) - This is in intriguing match-up, our O-lines and secondaries are very similar, in that they don't exist. I might have to lean towards the bye because our halftime adjustments are net-negative, while bye just doesn't do anything.
I'll take the over
Posted on 9/23/12 at 9:26 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
I would give my left nut for that to happen. I would gladly give up every game for a win against LSU. Too bad we are just going to lose all of them out right anyway.
This post was edited on 9/23/12 at 9:28 am
Posted on 9/23/12 at 9:37 am to Beer Bryant
Bobby's penis is like Samson's hair was. You cut that off and, well, you have Jon L Smith.
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Bobby's penis is like Samson's hair was. You cut that off and, well, you have Jon L Smith.
Posted on 9/23/12 at 9:41 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
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background soundtrack of Hero by Foo Fighters
Posted on 9/23/12 at 9:42 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
Lots of smiles???
Posted on 9/23/12 at 9:48 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
Accepting 3-9 if it includes a W against LSU is pathetic.
Posted on 9/23/12 at 10:07 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
Ill give yall this much. Yall are taking this in stride.
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