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re: Oxford bad experience last week end

Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:59 am to
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10165 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 6:59 am to
i laughed, because it was hilarious, but then i cried, because i wasn't sure what i read, so i laughed again. and then i prayed that this wasn't posted by my 6 year old. its been a while since i needed a drink at 6:58am.
Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 7:03 am to
This is definitely an Ole Miss alter.
Posted by MercerBears
Grenada
Member since Jan 2015
685 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 7:37 am to
clarity from not eatin gut fulls of valyum all days pretty nice to me
Posted by PanhandleDawg
Navarre Beach, FL
Member since Mar 2011
5444 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 7:48 am to
Posted by Walker_Abel
We fricked
Member since Sep 2015
307 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 8:49 am to
The bars don't close at 8 p.m. lol
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
24526 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 8:51 am to
Can this get a sticky?
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3500 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:51 am to
This got a big up vote from me. Possibly the best post I have ever read on the rant.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:53 am to
Never stop
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6992 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:55 am to
At first, I was like meh, I've seen better trolls than this and I don't get why everyone is upvoting. But I looked back at OP's post history and wow, he is always in character. As you look at the body of the OP's work, the genius becomes clear. If there were an Oscars award for tRant posters, OP would be a dominant force. Definitely a method actor/poster.
This post was edited on 2/4/16 at 9:57 am
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:56 am to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55313 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 9:58 am to
quote:

I miss TA



quote:

Everyone knows I'm TA
Posted by DBU
Member since Mar 2014
19059 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:01 am to
What did I just read?
This post was edited on 2/4/16 at 10:03 am
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34337 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:05 am to
quote:

she dont satisfy him any more and says she went to aggies


Cause he needs a man Aggie.

quote:

Can this get a sticky?



Like the bartender's hands?
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:11 am to
quote:

Like the bartender's hands?
The part that killed me was that he wasn't worried that the bartender had stroked off at some point in his life.

No, he was concerned that the guy was watching gay porn while doing so, expressing his sincere belief that the ghey had somehow contaminated the bartender's hands.
This post was edited on 2/4/16 at 10:12 am
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 10:55 am to
quote:

forward little bit and see arse gettin munch on so i rewind back a little
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:33 am to
O.....M.....G

It is all true too.
Posted by IfeelVoogd
Member since Jan 2016
46 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 11:43 am to
When I went to Starkville I met that kid who tapped another guy in the head with a cowbell and got in all sorts of trouble. He was bartending at some little place
Posted by Snizzzo
Stankonia
Member since Oct 2015
1437 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

MercerBears



Mudbone...is that you...?
Posted by Chris Warner
Perdido Bay
Member since Jan 2009
5575 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 12:42 pm to
They gay like dat in Oxford
Posted by Homespun
Gainesville
Member since Feb 2009
419 posts
Posted on 2/4/16 at 1:28 pm to
Holy shite. This is so well written I am actually able to hear your voice and accent while reading it. Well done!
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