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re: OT: The SEC as sexual orientations

Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:55 am to
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25461 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:55 am to
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your sock drawer is immaculately organized.


As opposed to your sock drawer that's always missing one sock... that was sexually abused and eventually thrown away.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
8552 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:55 am to
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I bet you're great at Excel and your sock drawer is immaculately organized.

I suck at Excel. I’m good at creative writing, though, and I enjoy playing basketball and will hound the hell out of you on defense, kinda like I’ve locked you down in this verbal spar. Good game.
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
7578 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:55 am to
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I don't. I got some gay friends. They are dudes, but its all too confusing for me. You got bears, twinks, daddies, tops, bottoms, and on and on.



Being an Ag is like having a doctorate in this stuff
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
7578 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:55 am to
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As opposed to your sock drawer that's always missing one sock... that was sexually abused and eventually thrown away.



Actually I just keep wearing it
Posted by BurgTiger
Member since Feb 2014
3328 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:56 am to
Made by a Tennessee fan.

Of course.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25461 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:57 am to
You seem like the type.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9350 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:57 am to
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like having a doctorate in this stuff


It's your thread, bro. Seems like you are the self-proclaimed expert...not that there is anything wrong with that.



Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
7578 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:57 am to
I have to admit I love the unearned confidence
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
7578 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:58 am to
Well obviously I'm an expert, that's why I made the thread
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
8552 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:59 am to
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I have to admit I love the unearned confidence

Unearned? I had a riposte for everything you threw at me. The reverse is not true,
Mr. Sock Man.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19073 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 10:59 am to
LoL

From the school that introduced the world to “butt chugging”
This post was edited on 12/5/25 at 11:01 am
Posted by thumperpait
Member since Nov 2005
3529 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:18 am to
They say the more homophobic a person is, they definitely have some hidden gay thing going on.

So, OP gay.
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
7578 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:20 am to
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Unearned? I had a riposte for everything you threw at me. The reverse is not true,


So your confidence comes from being able to "riposte" the supposed verbal thrusts from someone who made what you just called "the worst troll attempt you've ever seen"? Kind of sad, honestly.
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
4857 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:31 am to
There are only a few things in the universe that could make Quint from Jaws look gay but you did it.
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5456 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:31 am to
Sorry about your extra low IQ. Or did you take a severe blow to the head and get brain damage?

Either way, it must be tough going through life ignorant.

Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
8552 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:32 am to
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So your confidence comes from being able to "riposte" the supposed verbal thrusts from someone who made what you just called "the worst troll attempt you've ever seen"? Kind of sad, honestly.

I never said this was a fair fight. It’s easy to be confident when the opponent picks a fight with you (and you did start this fight. I was simply making a comment on how bad the post was) and you know they’re far worse at verbal exchanges than many others you’ve tangled with.

Your move, grandmaster.
Posted by Bamatime
Hayden Al
Member since Nov 2011
99 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:32 am to
Someone needs to get their 10 year-old off the computer
Posted by Gman84
Member since Aug 2021
1076 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 11:34 am to
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But you still clicked it after reading the subject


Was hoping it was funny, not moronic.
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
7578 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:25 pm to
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(and you did start this fight. I was simply making a comment on how bad the post was


I don't consider this a fight at all, but this seems far more important to you than it does to me.

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you know they’re far worse at verbal exchanges than many others you’ve tangled with.


I don't think you know that. Because if you did I doubt you would still be replying. Beating Kentucky is more of a relief than it is something you're proud of, but taking down Ohio State brings genuine enjoyment.

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Your move, grandmaster.



I'm no Magnus
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
7578 posts
Posted on 12/5/25 at 12:25 pm to
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Was hoping it was funny, not moronic.



That's your own fault then
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