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re: On this date 9 years ago jimmies were rustled
Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:14 am to Based Bama
Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:14 am to Based Bama
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Please do try to do better, Terry. Your bit here is to demean and ridicule fellow Alabama fans, that you feel show any pride in the team, as being rah-rah, wife beating, Miller Lite swilling, Wal-Mart flip-flop wearing bumpkins that are beneath you.
Your routine is to be the highbrow Bama fan that deems anyone without a doctorate or a law degree to be trash of which you are embarrassed.
Now, here you are gumping it up about national titles keeping you warm at night? That's more Updykian clap-trap like than anything posted in a long while by those Bama fans that you despise.
Hi. How are you.
Go frick yourself.
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Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:20 am to Rock Floyd
4 ships later says you are WRONG!
Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:31 am to SummerOfGeorge
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Wow, you have very specific opinions for somehow who just joined the board a few days ago
It doesn't take long, just reading a handful of posts by you, to size you up. I've found your veneer to be thin and you, personally, to be lacking any tangible quality that is redeeming.
While you consider yourself to be better than the great majority of Bama fans, you reveal yourself to be overly concerned with appearances.
To put it bluntly, I feel you are a fake bitch and are the worst type of Alabama fan. I would much rather spend time at a tailgate with those Bama fans you sneer at and consider beneath your exalted dignity, than I would your condescending, patronizing, imperious, phoney arse.
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 11:32 am
Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:36 am to Based Bama
He was worth whatever you Barners paid him.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:37 am to Based Bama
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I've found your veneer to be thin and you, personally, to be lacking any tangible quality that is redeeming.
I should probably go create a new e-persona that has those qualities. Any suggestions on how to go about that?
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While you consider yourself to be better than the great majority of Bama fans
No, just constant low grade trollers and assholes. There actually aren't that many of them, which is nice. Sorry if you feel like you fall in that small group. I mean, not really sorry, but politeness and all.
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you reveal yourself to be overly concerned with appearances.
Well, I've had the same appearance here for a while now.
How many appearances have you had, again?
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To put it bluntly, I feel you are a fake bitch and are the worst type of Alabama fan. I would much rather spend time at a tailgate with those Bama fans you sneer at and consider beneath your exalted dignity, than I would your condescending, patronizing, imperious, phoney arse.
Good, because you and your alters aren't invited to my tailgate. So sounds like we are good to go.
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 11:39 am
Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:38 am to Based Bama
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Based Bama
AmyJ the Hawg fan? This new D-bag?
Dammit, what is Leach doing to the neighborhood?
Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:45 am to SummerOfGeorge
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Well, I've had the same appearance here for a while now.
How many appearances have you had, again?
Your only purpose here is to shite on fellow Bama fans that may misspell a word or say something you consider, in your great wisdom, to be low class.
It's a shitty persona that reveals you to be a shitty person with a shitty personality.
Policing Alabama fans gets your tiny penis erect and then you pleasure yourself after each admonition.
Rarely, if ever, do you shower fans of other teams with vindictive disdain as you constantly do Bama fans here on SEC Rant.
In short, you are a joyless, inhibited, twat that lives your life as a judge of other's appearances, thoughts, behavior, and personality.
Many times, those that have your type of defects, a better-than-thou viewpoint of others, are so disgusted by their own lives that they eat a bullet at a fairly young age.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:48 am to stat19
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Michael Dyer was hands-down the best player in that game.
Not even close.
Nick Fairley was wrecking shite all game.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:50 am to Based Bama
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Your only purpose here is to shite on fellow Bama fans that may misspell a word or say something you consider, in your great wisdom, to be low class.
That is only one of my many purposes here Altie. I also like to post basketball stats and gifs.
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It's a shitty persona that reveals you to be a shitty person with a shitty personality.
To really round out the shittiness I should start making shitty memes. Could you help a brother out?
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Policing Alabama fans gets your tiny penis erect and then you pleasure yourself after each admonition.
Getting weirder
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Rarely, if ever, do you shower fans of other teams with vindictive disdain as you constantly do Bama fans here on SEC Rant.
Nah, not really, it's mainly just anti-barner. And I guess you, but really not usually you. You are so weird I generally just stay away from you.
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In short, you are a joyless, inhibited, twat that lives your life as a judge of other's appearances, thoughts, behavior, and personality.
I dunno about all that, but I do judge your memes, and they are very much shitty. Sorry, it's one of my flaws. I just can't stand shitty memes and gifs.
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Many times, those that have your type of defects, a better-than-thou viewpoint of others, are so disgusted by their own lives that they eat a bullet at a fairly young age.
Nah, that wouldn't be any fun, then I wouldn't be able to laugh at people like you anymore.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:57 am to TailbackU
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The greatest jimmy rustler of all-time won the jimmy rustling event of all-time. #suckitbitches
My jimmies were rustled at the time.
I have since embraced the Jimmiest Rustler of them all and appreciate every single jimmy he has rustled.
Just look at the comments. So many jimmies are rustling this far after that season. People try to hide their rustled jimmies by mocking his sense of fashion or his efforts in the NFL, but we see clearly the rustling of their jimmies.
Victories and titles in recent years may soothe their rustled jimmies, but the relief is only temporary. In the back of their minds Cam Newton lurks and can begins their jimmies rustling at any moment.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 11:58 am to GeauxWarTigers
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My jimmies were rustled at the time.
I have since embraced the Jimmiest Rustler of them all and appreciate every single jimmy he has rustled.
I agree, I'm the same. I tip my cap to his jimmy rustling abilities in college. The man was an all-timer.
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 11:59 am
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:08 pm to TailbackU
I enjoyed watching Cam play. He didn’t rustle my jimmies nearly as badly as Trooper M’f’n Taylor running around acting like a fool after the UGA game. Fairley didn’t even rustle me as much as Troopa. I could see that a-hole in an airport today and it would take all I had not to run and sucker punch him and then jump on a bench and start waving my tie like a hype towel.
Running around like a hype man....(grits teeth)
Running around like a hype man....(grits teeth)
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 12:10 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:11 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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That is only one of my many purposes here Altie. I also like to post basketball stats and gifs.
Terry, your only purpose on this board is to crap on Bama fans and laud the intelligence of fans of other teams. Your shtick is that of a bargain basement DD4Bama.
In your great and overwhelming fear that someone from what you consider a more sophisticated fan-base may view you as a stupid Bammer, you overcompensate and vent your rage at Bama fans whom your overwhelmingly consider to be hicks and rednecks.
It's a common theme for the type of people who feel inadequate to lash out at those they feel they are better than.
Impressing fans of other teams not named Bama with what you feel is your superiority to the common Bama fan is your only priority here.
Many times, exultations as simple as Roll Tide are met, by you, with responses like "cringe". This, as mentioned earlier, makes your little bitty penis grow erect and gives you a feeling of being better than you know, in your rotten heart, you are.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:14 pm to Based Bama
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Terry
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DD4Bama
I have no idea what these are
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In your great and overwhelming fear that someone from what you consider a more sophisticated fan-base may view you as a stupid Bammer, you overcompensate and vent your rage at Bama fans whom your overwhelmingly consider to be hicks and rednecks.
It's a common theme for the type of people who feel inadequate to lash out at those they feel they are better than.
Impressing fans of other teams not named Bama with what you feel is your superiority to the common Bama fan is your only priority here.
You have thought about this a lot more than I have.
Were you picked on as a kid, Altie? People at your job call you names? That's not cool.
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Many times, exultations as simple as Roll Tide are met, by you, with responses like "cringe".
Nope, they sure aren't. I love saying Roll Tide, Altie.
You live in a very strange alternate reality, Altie. I hope things get better. Good luck!
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:19 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Yikes! And you though Enos BURDETTE was the stalkery new alter here. This guy is reading like a villain off Criminal Minds.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:30 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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I have no idea what these are
Okay, Terry. Play the dummy all you like but everyone here knows who you are.
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You have thought about this a lot more than I have.
Were you picked on as a kid, Altie? People at your job call you names? That's not cool.
I've only read a small sampling of your posts, Terry, maybe 20 of them. I've deduced I don't like your attitude or your behavior and am here to defend the honor of those hardworking, hard living, life loving, joyful, simplistic Bama fans who carry dead babies to Running of The Gumps ceremonies.
I'd take being around a thousand of them, poor and uneducated as they may be, to being around one sour puss, no smiling, arrogant, full of himself, haughty bitch like you.
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Nope, they sure aren't. I love saying Roll Tide, Altie. You live in a very strange alternate reality, Altie. I hope things get better. Good luck!
You are a fake, Terry. Impressing others is your life goal. Sad!
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:33 pm to Enos Burdette
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Yikes! And you though Enos BURDETTE was the stalkery new alter here. This guy is reading like a villain off Criminal Minds.
You are an alter.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:34 pm to Based Bama
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I've only read a small sampling of your posts, Terry, maybe 20 of them. I've deduced I don't like your attitude or your behavior and am here to defend the honor of those hardworking, hard living, life loving, joyful, simplistic Bama fans who carry dead babies to Running of The Gumps ceremonies.
I'd take being around a thousand of them, poor and uneducated as they may be, to being around one sour puss, no smiling, arrogant, full of himself, haughty bitch like you.
I don't remember asking you to hang out with me Altie, so I'm not sure why you keep turning down a non-existent offer.
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You are a fake, Terry. Impressing others is your life goal. Sad!
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Okay, Terry. Play the dummy all you like but everyone here knows who you are.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:35 pm to stat19
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Cam did nothing in that game.
He had 320 yards and 2 TD
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:43 pm to Based Bama
I mean....hey. What’s up? You like football? What team? Go to school there? Ever done coke off the metal piece of a urinal at Gallette’s? You like to drive around on backroads outside of Opelika and shoot at possums? Your momma from Andalusia?
Naw guh...you didn’t start with none of that. You just called me an alter. We ain’t frands no more.
Your enemy,
Enos
Naw guh...you didn’t start with none of that. You just called me an alter. We ain’t frands no more.
Your enemy,
Enos
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