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re: On this date 9 years ago jimmies were rustled
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:44 pm to Enos Burdette
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:44 pm to Enos Burdette
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Ever done coke off the metal piece of a urinal at Gallette’s? You like to drive around on backroads outside of Opelika and shoot at possums? Your momma from Andalusia?
Hey, I know people who fit all of these! We are friends!
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Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:51 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:53 pm to Enos Burdette
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:54 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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I don't remember asking you to hang out with me Altie, so I'm not sure why you keep turning down a non-existent offer.
I'll be keeping an eye on you here, Terry. Show everyone respect, even Bama fans.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:55 pm to Based Bama
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I'll be keeping an eye on you here, Terry. Show everyone respect, even Bama fans.
I think I'll keep doing whatever it is I've been doing since 2013
I'll see you on your next alter, Altie!
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:57 pm to Enos Burdette
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You like to drive around on backroads outside of Opelika
Auburn alter!
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:57 pm to Based Bama
I. Swear. To. God.
I lurk this board and several others for ten years, post marginally under an old name at an email address I ain’t gots no mo, finally get a job that allows me to post during the day, choose an appropriate handle, and I come out of the gate swinging and dropping gold....
And this guy shows up like the same day and everybody thinks I’M the weird alter.
Why do I have this kind of luck...
I lurk this board and several others for ten years, post marginally under an old name at an email address I ain’t gots no mo, finally get a job that allows me to post during the day, choose an appropriate handle, and I come out of the gate swinging and dropping gold....
And this guy shows up like the same day and everybody thinks I’M the weird alter.
Why do I have this kind of luck...
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 12:58 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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I think I'll keep doing whatever it is I've been doing since 2013
I'll see you on your next alter, Altie!
There is nothing wrong with Bama fans, Terry. Even the fans that you cringe at and consider to be trash are likely better human beings than you are.
Look at it that way.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:01 pm to Based Bama
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There is nothing wrong with Bama fans, Terry. Even the fans that you cringe at and consider to be trash are likely better human beings than you are.
Look at it that way.
You and Terry need to reconcile, Altie.
As for me, I shall continue my behavior as is. You should stop being so elitist and trying to tell other posters what to do. It comes across as self absorbed and holier than thou. It is NOT a good look for you.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:02 pm to Enos Burdette
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I. Swear. To. God.
I lurk this board and several others for ten years, post marginally under an old name at an email address I ain’t gots no mo, finally get a job that allows me to post during the day, choose an appropriate handle, and I come out of the gate swinging and dropping gold....
And this guy shows up like the same day and everybody thinks I’M the weird alter.
Why do I have this kind of luck...
You said the word Opelika in your previous post. That is a well known code-word among Auburn fans. No real Georgia fan would ever go to Opelika or even say the word.
Alter you are.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:04 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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You and Terry need to reconcile, Altie.
As for me, I shall continue my behavior as is. You should stop being so elitist and trying to tell other posters what to do. It comes across as self absorbed and holier than thou. It is NOT a good look for you.
You are trying to steal my material, Terry, due to a lack of imagination and dullard tendencies.
In the last four or five posts, I've explained to you how you are self-absorbed and holier-than-thou and now you are simply flipping the script.
That's against the rules of message boards, bro. Behave more appropriately towards your fellow Alabama fans, no matter if you view them as peasants who are only good for cleaning the shite off your heels.
Understand?
This post was edited on 1/10/20 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:04 pm to TailbackU
And now he’s a gay tranny.
Congrats.
Congrats.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:05 pm to Based Bama
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That's against the rules of message boards, bro.
Those are the rules of simpletons. I'm an elitist who hates simpletons, remember? I don't abide by those lower class rules.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:07 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Those are the rules of simpletons. I'm an elitist who hates simpletons, remember? I don't abide by those lower class rules.
You are a real piece of work, Terry. I'm not sure you are even an Alabama fan, at this point.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:08 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Behave more appropriately towards your fellow Alabama fans, no matter if you view them as peasants who are only good for cleaning the shite off your heels.
Understand?
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:09 pm to Enos Burdette
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Running around like a hype man
Does Scott Cochran from Alabama get you rustled?
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:13 pm to Based Bama
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[I] am here to defend the honor of those hardworking, hard living, life loving, joyful, simplistic Bama fans who carry dead babies to Running of The Gumps ceremonies.
Okay, now you've exposed yourself as an Auburn fan. You were doing pretty well at playing the freak up until that post. That was the bridge too far.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:14 pm to Based Bama
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Based Bama
I like this guy. I appreciate those with a mastery of the English language.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:15 pm to Enos Burdette
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shoot at possums
Underrated.
Posted on 1/10/20 at 1:17 pm to BowlJackson
Y'all missed the pun. Sorry, I'm getting old and not as witty as I once was.
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