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Ole Miss is currently 4-0
Posted on 9/26/25 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 9/26/25 at 2:56 pm
With games against Wazzu and the Citadel still to go, ole miss is all but guaranteed to get to 6 wins this season.
Why does that matter? Because here is the total number of times in the last 20 years, since their savior Nick Saban abandoned them, that LSU has won a game in Oxford against a team with 6+ wins:………….0!!! Total record 0-5
A quick history recap:
2009: LSU’s grass munching moron of a coach bungles the end of game clock management worse than Mario Cristobal, and the #8 Tigers lose 25-23 to unranked Ole Miss
2013: Despite having 2 NFL receivers, future enterprise car rental GM Zach Mettengerber throws 3 ints to a defense so injured that John Youngblood played almost every snap. Andrew Ritter walks it off with a FG 27-24 against another top 10 LSU team
2015: No last second heroics needed against 15th ranked LSU. $wag Kelly jumps out to a 24-0 lead before halftime and throws a late TD to secure a 38-17 Fetty Wap.
2021: The first game in this list where LSU was unranked having just fired their National Championship winning head coach. Final score 31-17, but that is misleading due to an Ole Miss fumble through the end zone that would have put them up 38-10 with 5 minutes left.
2023: The piece de resistance. LSU’s second heisman trophy winner since Billy Cannon can’t do the only thing Billy is famous for other than kiting checks - beat Ole Miss. #13 LSU gives up 317 - yes 317! - rushing yards and Jayden Daniels sails a desperation pass through the end zone as time expires
In conclusion, 3 different LSU head coaches are 0-5 in Oxford against competent Ole Miss teams despite coming in with a higher ranking in 4 out of 5 games. And I see no reason for Saturday to play out any different.
TL;DR: Fear the Lane Train. You’re on island time now!
Why does that matter? Because here is the total number of times in the last 20 years, since their savior Nick Saban abandoned them, that LSU has won a game in Oxford against a team with 6+ wins:………….0!!! Total record 0-5
A quick history recap:
2009: LSU’s grass munching moron of a coach bungles the end of game clock management worse than Mario Cristobal, and the #8 Tigers lose 25-23 to unranked Ole Miss
2013: Despite having 2 NFL receivers, future enterprise car rental GM Zach Mettengerber throws 3 ints to a defense so injured that John Youngblood played almost every snap. Andrew Ritter walks it off with a FG 27-24 against another top 10 LSU team
2015: No last second heroics needed against 15th ranked LSU. $wag Kelly jumps out to a 24-0 lead before halftime and throws a late TD to secure a 38-17 Fetty Wap.
2021: The first game in this list where LSU was unranked having just fired their National Championship winning head coach. Final score 31-17, but that is misleading due to an Ole Miss fumble through the end zone that would have put them up 38-10 with 5 minutes left.
2023: The piece de resistance. LSU’s second heisman trophy winner since Billy Cannon can’t do the only thing Billy is famous for other than kiting checks - beat Ole Miss. #13 LSU gives up 317 - yes 317! - rushing yards and Jayden Daniels sails a desperation pass through the end zone as time expires
In conclusion, 3 different LSU head coaches are 0-5 in Oxford against competent Ole Miss teams despite coming in with a higher ranking in 4 out of 5 games. And I see no reason for Saturday to play out any different.
TL;DR: Fear the Lane Train. You’re on island time now!
This post was edited on 9/26/25 at 3:14 pm
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Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:02 pm to Dixie.Reb
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Jayden Daniels sails a desperation pass through the end zone
The ball hit Chris Hilton in the hands but he could not hold on.
Crazy that you have to go back 16 years to find 5 wins to crow about.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:05 pm to Dixie.Reb
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:08 pm to Dixie.Reb
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I see you skipped over quite a few games to get to 0-5
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conclusion, 3 different LSU head coaches are 0-5 in Oxford against competent Ole Miss teams despite coming in with a higher ranking in 4 out of 5 games.
I see you skipped over quite a few games to get to 0-5
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:12 pm to Dixie.Reb
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LSU’s first heisman trophy winner since Billy Cannon
2018 - LSU 45 Ole Miss 16 (Baton Rouge)
2019 - LSU 58 Ole Miss 37 (Oxford)
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:13 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Read the first sentence. LSU fans love to brag about beating up on 4-8 teams but ignore their 0-5 streak against teams with a winning record - even though LSU had the higher ranking in 4 of those games.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:14 pm to Dixie.Reb
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Read the first sentence.
You cherry picked shite.
I doubt you score more than 13 tomorrow.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:19 pm to RogerTheShrubber
It’s not called cherry picking, it’s called cleaning the dataset. Tomorrow is a game in Oxford where both teams have winning records. Why would I care about games against teams with losing records or in Death Valley to predict the outcome?
Cherry picking is what Charles Sawyer and Chief Brown did to the wounded ducks Mettenberger kept throwing up in 2013.
Cherry picking is what Charles Sawyer and Chief Brown did to the wounded ducks Mettenberger kept throwing up in 2013.
This post was edited on 9/26/25 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:20 pm to Dixie.Reb
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It’s not called cherry picking,
Its the literal definition
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:21 pm to John Casey
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Billy Cannon
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:26 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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I doubt you score more than 13 tomorrow.
The only defenses to hold a Kiffin offense below 17 points are 2023 Alabama and 2021 Baylor (the bowl game where Matt Corral got injured in the first quarter). Who is cherry picking now??
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:28 pm to Dixie.Reb
You are cherry picking. Ole Miss is not a very good program. You are openly acknowledging that there have been numerous instances in recent memory where Ole Miss has been sub .500.
This post was edited on 9/26/25 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:29 pm to Dixie.Reb
but you missed one very important fact:
ole miss is gay
ole miss is gay
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:30 pm to Murph4HOF
You do realize that's a picture of Billy heading in to do pro bono dentistry work at Angola after he'd served his time, right?
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:32 pm to Dixie.Reb
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The only defenses to hold a Kiffin offense below 17 points are 2023 Alabama and 2021 Baylor (
Good luck. Enjoy your 4-1 record next week.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:35 pm to lsudave1
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Ole Miss is not a very good program. You are openly acknowledging that there have been numerous instances in recent memory where Ole Miss has been sub .500
Yeah, too bad you don’t get to play against any of those bad teams tomorrow. You’re stuck with Lane and Trinidad
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:35 pm to Dixie.Reb
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Why does that matter? Because here is the total number of times in the last 20 years, since their savior Nick Saban abandoned them, that LSU has won a game in Oxford against a team with 6+ wins:………….0!!! Total record 0-5
So you're saying in every odd year from 2005 to present, Ole Miss has only won 6 games or more in 5 of those 10 seasons??? That's not the flex you think it is.
Sounds like a garbage program.......because it is.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:38 pm to Dixie.Reb
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You’re stuck with Lane
Good. We have a winning record against him and he completely choked away the game last year.
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:42 pm to Dixie.Reb
Only read the tl;dr.
Prob a good summary, thanks man
Prob a good summary, thanks man
Posted on 9/26/25 at 3:46 pm to Ping Pong
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So you're saying in every odd year from 2005 to present, Ole Miss has only won 6 games or more in 5 of those 10 seasons??? That's not the flex you think it is.
Stop trying to dunk on Matt Luke, Ed Orgeron, and late stage Houston Nutt. They aren’t walking out of the tunnel tomorrow
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