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Well I guess since we have had to retire the Brent Musburger drinking game, it is time to commence the Gary Danielson drinking game. And even though he hasn't played in the SEC in like 10 years, you usually have to get at least one or two Tim Tebow references in there too.

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For Reference...

The Brent Musburger Drinking Game

This is from 2007 but you get the idea of the game…

WARNING! Play at your own risk. It is conceivable your whole party will be passed out with 8 minutes remaining in the first half.
*Note: Partner is spelled “Pardner,” because that’s the way Brent says it.

“The Pardner” A person is picked to be the Pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says “Pardner,” the Pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the Pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new Pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new Pardner, and so on and so on. The Pardner must wear a special “Pardner” hat.

“Folks” Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says “Folks.” However, if Brent says “Hold on Folks”, everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.

“It’s a foot race!”. Whenever Brent says “It’s a foot race” everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes “That Man” and gets to punch the Pardner in the arm.

“There’s that man again”. After someone becomes “That Man,” they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next time Brent says “That Man.” That person then becomes “That Man.” If Brent says “That Man” before “It’s a footrace,” The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There must also be a special hat for “That Man.”

“Dr. Pepper”. - (This works in bowl games; whichever food or drink is the title sponsor)

Every time Brent says “Dr. Pepper” everyone has to yell out “I’M A PEPPER!” and take 2 drinks. Afterwards, each person must give out a satisfied “AAAAAAAHHHHH!”, as if in a Dr. Pepper commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.

“Jack Arute”. Whenever Brent says “Our ol’ buddy Jack Arute” everyone has to say “AROOOOOOT!” Last one to do it has to do a shot. If everyone does it simultaneously, the Pardner must do a shot.

“In the college game”. Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say “Shut the frick up Brent”, drink 2, and punch the Pardner in the arm.

Mentioning a Big 10 school during a game involving no Big 10 teams. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school’s mascot gets to make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there’s 11 schools in the Big 10.

Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores.
For example, during an interception return, Brent says “It’s a touchdown!” before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.

“Kirk, my man”. Whenever Brent says “Kirk, my man”, the Pardner gets to choose someone to be Kirk. From that point on, that person must be referred to as “Kirk, my man” until the game is over. “Kirk, my man” gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says “Kirk, my man”. If someone talks to “Kirk, my man” without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Kirk, that person is automatically “Kirk, my man”.

“The Major”. If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite “The Major”, everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, “Kirk, my man” does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.

“Matt Winer”. The first time Brent quips with Matt Winer, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink 2, and so on and so on.

In the booth. Whenever there’s a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1.

“My Friend”. Every Pardner gets to choose a “Friend.” The friend must always get up to get the Pardner another drink (since the Pardner will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent utters “My Friend” the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm for making him get up so much.

Reminiscing. Everyone must take a drink everytime Musburger remininsces about former players… “And that play there folks reminds of THE BIG KAT… ANNNNDDDYYY KATZENMOYER”

Gambling. Anytime Brent mentions the point spread or the Over/Under on the air (which all the Disney people hate), everyone takes a shot.

“LIVE”. Anytime Brent says “you are looking LIVE! at “x” Stadium” , or the like…. it’s worth a shot.

YARD LINE. You’ve got to add a rule about the use of the words “Yard Line.” A run is never to, say, “The 30.” It’s always “The 30 YARD LINE.” The Pardner gives away drinks to one person. If he screams it – no matter how unimpressive the play – double drinks for that person.

Time of Day. Brent sometimes thinks he’s a radio D.J. by the way he mentions the times of day. The Pardner gets to give out three drinks when he mentions something along the lines of – “we’re all tied up here at the top of the hour…”

OVER THE MIDDDDDLLEEEEEE” Whenever a quarterback throws a slant pattern, you’ll hear Brent say “Over the midddddlleeeee”. When he does that on slants, or on any other plays, everyone takes a shot.

A penalty situation. If a penalty flag flies and Brent says “Now hold on folks” … yep… a shot for everyone.

You need to clarify the rules. Any mention of bama players, coaches, etc count? Does pregame & half time chatter count?

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The Brent Musburger Drinking Game

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Had not seen that one in a long time...

Here is the first one I've seen for this year, not sure if there are better ones out already...

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Boy oh boy, we are back. It has been a hot minute since our last drinking game. Actually, I think this is only the third one I’ve written this year. We definitely did one for the Super Bowl and Wrestlemania. But, regardless, the SEC Championship is the official unofficial kickoff to ‘drinking game season.’ We got the SEC Championship drinking game here, probably a playoff one, the National Championship. Y’all ’bout to get real messed up over the next few weeks.

This year’s title game is a hell of a rematch: the Auburn Tigers vs. the Georgia Bulldogs. Though Auburn slaughtered Georgia when they met in the regular season (Final score: 40-17 ouch), I think this game is actually going to be pretty close. It’s incredibly hard to beat a team twice in the same season, and though Kerryon Johnson is probable, he can’t possibly be 100%, right? Las Vegas thinks Auburn will be 2.5 points better, and I’m taking the Dawgs.

But, X’s and O’s aside, this matchup is chill-inducing. It’s the oldest rivalry in the deep South, and if all the tradition of these two programs doesn’t get you hyped, the fact that it’s for all the marbles should.

Now, let’s get drunk.

TAKE A DRINK IF…
*Kerryon Johnson’s injury is mentioned.

*They show how much Jake Fromm sucked in the first meeting.

*Someone mentions that Auburn scored just six points on Clemson.

*Someone says Nick Chubb and/or Sony Michel will be “playing on Sundays.”

*”Georgia is out for revenge”

*When anyone says that Auburn beat two #1 teams in three weeks.

*”The winner of the Iron Bowl has gone on to the National Championship/CFP for the last eight years.”

*”Georgia has lost in their last two SEC Championship appearances.”

*”The CFP Committee has never selected a two-loss team.”

*Take a drink every time Gary Danielson botches a name or makes an inaccurate statement. Be sure to find a designated driver. You may need one for this rule alone.

*”Alabama is watching this one!”

*Anyone mentions Mark Richt at all.

*Jarrett Stidham passes for 200 yards.

*”Las Vegas favors Auburn” or conversely, “Las Vegas has Georgia as the underDAWGS”

*Chubb or Michel get a touchdown.

TAKE A SHOT IF…
*Someone makes a Jake Fromm (State Farm) reference. Silently nod to Poppa Bear after you do.

*If Uncle Verne shows up on camera, in any capacity, take a shot. Take a second shot if, even in a limited time frame, he manages to botch a phrase or mispronounce a name.

*Gene Chizik is mentioned for any reason whatsoever.

*Gus Malzahn talks about going to Waffle House.

*Anyone mentions that you can actually buy Chick-Fil-A during this game.

As always, stay safe and drink responsibly. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

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ANNNNDDDYYY KATZENMOYER

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havent seen that name in a long time

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I think as soon as he saw KJ lined up as QB he said it.

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Yeah, I was not 100% certain that he hadn't stolen a damn headset and heard the play call... Zero hesitation... LINK

Elite pattern recognition... amidst failure to show any semblance of coherence for most of the game.

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They were both pretty bad in their recaps and live calls for the most part.

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Yeah, Brad wasn't as egregious, but it didn't seem like a great night for him either.