aubiecat
| Favorite team: | Auburn  |
| Location: | Alabama |
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| Number of Posts: | 6009 |
| Registered on: | 7/22/2011 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Best Get to Fapping To Reduce Risk of Prostate Cancer
Posted by aubiecat on 3/12/26 at 7:02 pm to Disco Ball
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No problems here
Just remember if you wear a fitness tracking watch...take it off first
Nothing more embarrissing than meeting with a client and your FitBit
flashing the message "Congratulations" "You masturbated for 3.5 miles today"
I did sprints today, so I'm covered with my sports watch feedback.
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re: Influencer Carol the Warrior dies at 23 after sharing health complications months earlier
Posted by aubiecat on 3/12/26 at 6:55 pm to SallysHuman
Cancer
#31 is killing it with the petite wife.
re: California mom of the year - ‘Drunken’ Parties for Teens, Gave Alcohol and Encouraged Sex
Posted by aubiecat on 3/6/26 at 3:14 pm to Blue Jay Friend
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Where were these "party moms" when I was a teenager?
They were pretty common when I was growing up.
re: Had a great dream early this morning
Posted by aubiecat on 3/5/26 at 11:36 am to Boudreauboudreaugoly
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Something about secks with Sydney Sweeney. The earth actually shook!
The earth shook as she laughed uncontrollably at your micro pee pee.
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Easton
Jaxin
Legend
River
Ty
Zavier
Bronstyn
Bryker
Camden
In their defense, Ty has been around for a long time.
My grandson's baseball team played another team with names of Jayden, Brayden, and Kayden.
re: Iranian Rhapsody
Posted by aubiecat on 2/28/26 at 7:54 pm to Cornpoptiger
On top of everything else, Trump has made the internet fun again.
Iranian Rhapsody
Posted by aubiecat on 2/28/26 at 7:09 pm
re: USS Gerald Ford has plumbing problems, leftest news is promoting
Posted by aubiecat on 2/24/26 at 2:46 pm to Saint Alfonzo
On the Kennedy, the captain had us doing high-speed runs, and all the toilets on the back of the ship overflowed. That's how we found out the gasket on the escape hatch above our living quarters had a severe leak.
re: Folks clutching pearls over a barbie doll while ignoring the most racist image in history.
Posted by aubiecat on 2/18/26 at 10:37 am to Cell of Awareness
Back in the good old days, when people's very existence didn't depend on being offended.
Most all Google services are down. XTwitter, steam, aws, roku, Netflix, reddit, Instagram, TikTok, Amazon, Spotify are all down.
re: YouTube Outage
Posted by aubiecat on 2/17/26 at 7:55 pm to JackDempsey
Half the damn internet is down.
Adding to the list of red flags for women, along with septum nose rings and purple hair.
re: Of all the industries AI should replace that rarely get discussed: Sports Coaching
Posted by aubiecat on 2/17/26 at 1:48 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
With today's tech, I'm surprised no one has developed a football that can be digitally tracked to determine its position on the field.
re: I guess X, formally twitter is down
Posted by aubiecat on 2/16/26 at 12:28 pm to UltimaParadox
It's down again.
re: I wish litter cameras existed with $5000 fines
Posted by aubiecat on 2/13/26 at 7:21 am to Disco Ball
And people who throw used diapers on the side of the road are the trasiest people on the planet.
re: Landman on Paramount
Posted by aubiecat on 2/12/26 at 2:26 pm to theunknownknight
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Anyone else find that Latino chick insufferable? I would have kicked her arse to the curb if she treated me like that after landing 280 million dollars
Well, if you were as ugly as Cooper, it might give you pause to think about staying.
That said, I would have told her to frick off. Have fun raising your son alone and broke.
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Unconstitutional
Unconstitutional for kid frickers?
re: Youtube AI videos
Posted by aubiecat on 2/12/26 at 10:14 am to jpainter6174
I only watch videos from channels that show the person in the screenshot, or from channels I already know aren't AI.
I block the rest.
I block the rest.
re: Who are the idiots who popularized tattoos over the past few decades?
Posted by aubiecat on 2/12/26 at 7:53 am to beauchristopher
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Seems like almost any woman under 40 has tats.
Only the trashy ones. I know 100s of women under 40 who have zero tats.
re: Multi car pileup in MN as anti ICE rioters ram ICE agent vehicles.
Posted by aubiecat on 2/11/26 at 1:58 pm to GeneralLee
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Early reports are there is a fatality involved.
Well, shucks.
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