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re: Offseason Thread: If your 2012 football team was an entree, what would they be?
Posted on 2/21/13 at 10:19 pm to AsphaltFunk
Posted on 2/21/13 at 10:19 pm to AsphaltFunk
Yes, RS nailed it. Bama is Prime and Lobster.
auburn would be biscuits and gravy...from a cafe in Cleveland.
auburn would be biscuits and gravy...from a cafe in Cleveland.
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Posted on 2/21/13 at 10:57 pm to DanMullins4Life
Ole Miss: Pancakes
Posted on 2/21/13 at 11:02 pm to sorantable
A shite flambe' served with a warm glass of donkey piss.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 11:03 pm to DanMullins4Life
LSU: Half a shrimp poboy. It is filling and delicious but it's pedestrian amongst other fine seafood dishes and often leaves you yearning for more.
Posted on 2/21/13 at 11:38 pm to DanMullins4Life
Turd sandwich.
Posted on 2/22/13 at 12:37 am to DanMullins4Life
State would have been a McRib haha
Posted on 2/22/13 at 12:37 am to sorantable
FAP
Posted on 2/22/13 at 1:04 am to FrozenPancakes
Those are gross as frick
Posted on 2/22/13 at 6:03 am to SwayzeBalla
Big arse Porterhouse with every side you can imagine.
This post was edited on 2/22/13 at 6:04 am
Posted on 2/22/13 at 6:09 am to DanMullins4Life
Pu pu platter.
This post was edited on 2/22/13 at 6:11 am
Posted on 2/22/13 at 6:21 am to UncleTupelo
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Pizza and wings from Chuck E Cheese
That bad?
Posted on 2/22/13 at 7:54 am to TheOtherWhiteMeat
What's that dish where the chef brings in all these interesting and seemingly random ingredients and at first you're like "oh, maybe we can work with this but I don't know" but then he ages everything, works with it to bring out the best flavor and true essence and he's putting it all together and you're like "oh wow this smells great!" and then he pisses in everything and has his senile waitstaff bring it to you with a shite eating grin?
That entree.
That entree.
Posted on 2/22/13 at 8:33 am to sorantable
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Ole Miss: Pancakes
Fapjacks
Posted on 2/22/13 at 10:12 am to Hardy_Har
Pigs would be a meal of Poi. If you never had any try it,you will see what I mean. 
Posted on 2/22/13 at 12:04 pm to DanMullins4Life
What is wrong with you, man!
Posted on 2/22/13 at 12:06 pm to LovetheLord
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LovetheLord
Saban?
Posted on 2/22/13 at 12:49 pm to DanMullins4Life
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If your 2012 football team was an entree, what would they be?
A choice cut of filet mignon that the chef dropped on a greasy, dirty floor.
Posted on 2/22/13 at 12:51 pm to Nuts4LSU
dunno... we didn't field a football team in 2012.
Posted on 2/22/13 at 1:08 pm to Gladius Veritas
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Our season was the equivalent of eating mayo only to find out your room mate replaced all of it with jizz
You're welcome
Posted on 2/22/13 at 1:19 pm to Shiner Bock Aggie
A Kobe Beef tenderloin, dry aged between Kate Upton's Tits.
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