re: Offacial Ole Miss-UK hate week trash talk thread

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I really hate how nice the Kentucky fans are

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Their football fans are great! Especially now that they have a solidly decent team. They are certainly not braggadocious about it. They just let the team speak for them. This is decidedly different from their basketball fans!

Still - Kentuckians are pretty damned good people. Always fun to have as guests at a tailgate before a game. Provide some decent food for them and they'll magically present some good name-brand bourbon to add to the party. Maker's is the cheapest brand they'll pull out to share. They are NOT stingy with the good stuff.

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sunny and a high of 78

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A rare frozen tundra game for Ole Miss. Kiffen might even need a second hoody.

Just realized I ain't got like any kiffin memes

We clearly don't play Ole Miss enough
Best I got

Reposting this, hope y'all get something useful out of it. Have fun in Oxford this weekend!

1. If you're over 23 years old and are either married or in a relationship, don't go to any of the following bars: The Annex, Tangos, Roosters, or Round Table. These locations are mostly inhabited by young college kids and aren't very fun to go to when you're not trying to hit on a 19-year-old blonde chick from Dallas, TX. I'd recommend going to the Library, Funkys, the Coop, or the upstairs bar at Boure. The first two are party atmospheres, while the second two are much more relaxed. Harrison's has a cool outdoor patio bar, The Blind Pig is more of a dive bar, Lamar Yard is new with a fun outdoor atmosphere, and you can get a good selection of craft beer at The Growler.
2. If you're having trouble finding a place to stay, check hotels in Batesville, MS. It's a 25ish minute drive to campus and you'll probably find much cheaper rates there.
3. There are tons of places to eat, and I would recommend all of the following: McEwens, Grillehouse, Boure, Ajax, Opa, Jinsei, Snackbar, Big Bad Breakfast, Volta, Saint Leo, First Watch, Newks, El Agave, and Toyo. Those locations constitute a variety of meal types (breakfast, lunch, dinner) at a variety of price points. Also, don't underestimate the food from the Chevron across from the Graduate Hotel on the square. I know all of the jokes about gas station food, but their fried chicken and breakfast food are really damn good.
4. If you're looking for some family friendly stuff to do, there are two movie theaters, a bowling alley, a golf course, bike trails, historic sites, two parks, two farmers' markets, a concert venue, and tons of shopping all throughout the town. If you go see a movie, don't go to the theater on Jackson Avenue, rather go to the one at the Oxford Commons.

Now for the important test... best eye black gimmick.

Jackson Darts Emo Single Stripe (apparently he only uses one eye) or Will Levis with the mirror 7's. (which may or may not also be an L's down)

I'm predicting Kentucky 28 Ole Miss 21

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This brought to you by a school who shot off fireworks in the middle of the afternoon after a loss to Arky (I think it was Arky).

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Didn't those fireworks hit someone's car? Lee Corso's or an OM admin's?

State shoots fireworks outside Dudy Noble after every Friday night game. Not a lot of fun walking out after a tough loss and seeing fireworks. The little kids still like it.

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Thats cause they're busy scheduling rent - a - wins. So far this year, Georgia Tech, Tulsa, and i cant, or dont want to - remember the other 2

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Central Arkansas and the T that shall not be named.

I hope you lose on your off week.