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re: Nick loves LSU and feels bad how it worked out

Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:35 pm to
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91411 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:35 pm to
Well you're the very definition of white trash, you'd do good to spell your name.

Your trash DNA has failed you.

We own LSU in the two major sports, even in your only sport baseball.

Again, get out of the corner and stop letting me light your arse up and go brag to ole miss or something.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21451 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:40 pm to
There is a reason that LSU fans only mention final fours.

Alabama/LSU basketball comparison.

Final Fours:

Alabama: 1
LSU: 4

Most recent Final Four:

Alabama: 2024
LSU: 2006

Sweet Sixteens:

Alabama: 12
LSU: 10

NCAA Tourney Apperances:

Alabama: 26
LSU: 24

Most recent tourney appearance:

Alabama: 2025
LSU: 2022

All time winning percentage:

Alabama: .622
LSU: .569

All time wins:

Alabama: 1,837
LSU: 1,656

SEC regular season and tourney titles:

Alabama: 20
LSU: 15

Most recent SEC title.

Alabama: 2023
LSU: 2019

Head to head record:

Alabama leads 89-53

Current winning streak:

Alabama has a current 5 game winning streak over LSU

Alabama winning percentage vs. LSU

Football: 68.2%
Basketball: 62.7%
Baseball: 53.8%





Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
638 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:41 pm to
We saw problems and addressed them. Y’all stick your fricking head in the sand and pretend everything is fine. Let us know how it works out.

Right now your Football is trash, Bball is scum and trash, Baseball is a fricking joke.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
41770 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:41 pm to
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Alabama fans can't seem to understand that success of the football team doesn't mean the fans themselves aren't white trash.


Bro I have been to LSU games.....Holy shite what a collection of mouth breathers
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68456 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:43 pm to
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Bro I have been to LSU games.....Holy shite what a collection of mouth breathers


How many people have Alabama fans killed and assaulted over football games at this point?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68456 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

We own LSU in the two major sports, even in your only sport baseball.



Again, the record of your sports teams doesn't mean you aren't white trash.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35383 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:47 pm to
Alright, here we go:


The Rankings of SEC teams when it comes to NCAA Championships is as follows (these are national rankings for all time championships) [NCAA does not recognize FBS football NCs, even playoff titles]:

Texas at 4 with 60.
Arkansas at 8 with 51
LSU at 9 with 48
Florida at 10 with 44
Oklahoma at 13 with 38
Georgia at 20 with 33 (seems wrong because Ohio State and Maryland are tied at 18 above UGA with 32 titles in the article)

Then you have to go all the way to the end of the list for Tennessee at 40 with 17 titles.


Alabama is nowhere close to being in the top 40 athletic programs of all time.

Hell, let's be nice and allow football titles to help them out. (And only allowing Alabama to claim football)

Alabama now gets on the list with 28 titles. Putting them in 22. Tied with Colorado (remember, only Alabama gets to claim football here, so Colorado stays at 28 titles). One spot behind Yale on the all time National Championship rankings.




Elite Athletic Department y'all got there


This post was edited on 2/7/26 at 10:51 pm
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23076 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:47 pm to
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fans can't seem to understand that success of the football team doesn't mean the fans themselves aren't white trash.


So rich coming from you.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21451 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:48 pm to
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This is top shelf denial. Live and love your sorry arse, miserable life. I hope it lasts a very, very long time.


What will last a very, very long time is Alabama’s dominance over LSU in football and basketball. As you lay on your death bed be sure to reflect that for not one second of your life did you get to see LSU with a winning record against Alabama in football or basketball. Reflect that your kids will never get to see it, nor will their kids. Think about that long and hard. And in four or five years when the Lane train derails in spectacular fashion remember some of us here warned you.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35383 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:50 pm to
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How many people have Alabama fans killed and assaulted over football games at this point?



Regular assaults or total assaults?


Because there's at least one sexual assault of anopposing fan on file.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68456 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:51 pm to
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So rich coming from you. 


The same to you
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21451 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 10:58 pm to
Only a complete retard would believe national championships are of equal value. Yet here you are arguing just that.

Football and men’s basketball are what fans watch. Football and men’s basketball is what they care about. Football and men’s basketball are what matter.

At a national level the only people who argue otherwise are fans of shitty football and men’s basketball programs and the athletes and parents of the athletes playing those other sports.

Outside of football and men’s basketball, all the rest are simply charity events that drain money. If sports had to support themselves and couldn’t rely on subsidies we would only have football and men’s basketball.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35383 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 11:04 pm to
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As you lay on your death bed be sure to reflect that for not one second of your life did you get to see LSU with a winning record against Alabama in football or basketball



Won't bother me at all.

I got to see LSU win multiple titles (and after the 90's, seeing one NC was enough to satisfy.).

I got to see the Saints win the Superbowl.


Growing up in the 80's and 90's, wearing a Saints shirt with the "Stars" of the team on it, and one of them was Morten Anderson, our kicker, should let you know what type of team I supported with undying loyalty.

I was the only kid in my middle school in Louisiana who had a Saints Starter Jacket, because everyone else had "winning teams" like Cowboys, 49ers, Miami hurricanes and Florida State.

We sat in Tiger Stadium watching LSU get their asses kicked by 4 touchdowns, never leaving early because my mom refused to do so, believing that to be rude to the players.


I supported 2 of the worst teams in football during my childhood with unwavering loyalty and love.


So the fact that I got to witness them win a Championship, I'm set for life as far as sports goes.

I enjoyed the other championships LSU has won, but I don't need them to win any more for me to be satisfied with my fandom.

Same with the Saints: they don't have to win another game again and I will still be satisfied in my fandom for them





Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21451 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 11:06 pm to
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How many people have Alabama fans killed and assaulted over football games at this point?


It has become tradition that Alabama assaults all 4 million LSU fans repeatedly in the fall and winter. Over the past 10 seasons Alabama is 23-7 against LSU in football and men’s basketball; 8-2 in football and 15-5 in basketball.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
68456 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 11:07 pm to
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As you lay on your death bed be sure to reflect that for not one second of your life did you get to see LSU with a winning record against Alabama in football or basketball.


Pretty sure LSU's record vs Alabama won't even cross my mind when I'm on my deathbed.

You need counseling, brother.
This post was edited on 2/7/26 at 11:08 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35383 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 11:08 pm to
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Outside of football and men’s basketball, all the rest are simply charity events that drain money. If sports had to support themselves and couldn’t rely on subsidies we would only have football and men’s basketball.





Very few football programs make money. Even fewer basketball programs.


Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21451 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 11:09 pm to
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We sat in Tiger Stadium watching LSU get their asses kicked by 4 touchdowns, never leaving early because my mom refused to do so, believing that to be rude to the players.


That had to be fun as a kid to have Tiger Stadium all to yourself by the 4th quarter of every game.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35383 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 11:12 pm to
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That had to be fun as a kid to have Tiger Stadium all to yourself by the 4th quarter of every game.



It really was. We used to grab all the empty drink cups we could find and stack them up to see how high we could make the stack.


Got it to about 8 feet once. Shaq was a student at the time in the student section and stood next to it. It was taller than him. (Our seats were in the north end zone one section over from the student section).

Posted by semjase
New Smyrna Beach FL
Member since May 2014
15045 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 11:19 pm to
captdalton.......Another SEC Rant VGT "Freak of Nature" attention whore. (If IT is a real person and not a Chicken created Alter to keep the board stirred up)
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21451 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 11:20 pm to
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Very few football programs make money. Even fewer basketball programs.


Every single SEC football program generates a profit except in extreme cases, like having to pay a $60 million dollar buyout. In 2024, 12 of 16 SEC men’s basketball programs generated a profit. Overall, both SEC football and men’s basketball are profitable. SEC men’s basketball profit by school, 2024.


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