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Newsflash: We are joining the conference to take your money

Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:02 pm
Posted by Sergio J
Member since Sep 2022
465 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:02 pm
Texas made a business decision. That’s it. We didn’t join because of the mighty history of the “SEC-SEC-SEC”. We didn’t join to get back old rivalries. We didn’t join out of respect for the existing schools in the conference. We just decided that we are no longer going to solely support the welfare program that is the Big 12. ESPN decided to make the SEC their cash cow, so we are going to take advantage of that.

We didn't join the conference to listen to bottom tier teams talk about how great the "SEC SEC SEC" is football.

We didn't join to listen to you make fun of the politics of Austin, when almost universally the SEC states are the worst run states in the country.

We certainly didn't join to be a part of a conference of such great academic institutions and standing. Hell, our system schools blow most SEC schools out of the water academically.

We didn't join to listen to you tell us how great your BBQ is. FYI, pork is for bacon and poor people.

That being said, you Bama folks enjoy your time in Austin. But please remember what I've said here when you wonder why we aren’t all “RA RA SEC” like pathetic schools do.
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18217 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:04 pm to
Ohhh Texas.

I thought this was a Vandy post from 1932 or Missouri 2011.
Posted by hoojy
In the fridge with my hot sauce.
Member since Nov 2013
8559 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:04 pm to
More like we're taking your money and giving you an arse whoopin' in return.
This post was edited on 9/7/22 at 1:05 pm
Posted by CaptainMorgan
Member since Oct 2007
1507 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:04 pm to
You joined because the B12 is irrelevant.
Posted by LSUstephen17
Houston
Member since Aug 2010
13112 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:05 pm to
You will get slapped around this conference like the irrelevant school you are just as the Aggies have been for over a decade
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:05 pm to
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Sergio J

Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18182 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:05 pm to
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We are joining the conference to take your money

I knew it, another Vandy.
Posted by CockyTime
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
3148 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:05 pm to
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like pathetic schools do.


lol this guy
Posted by hoojy
In the fridge with my hot sauce.
Member since Nov 2013
8559 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:06 pm to
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Wish Texas would have joined the Acc instead


Find your own bitch.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21280 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:06 pm to
The Jayhawks took your manhood last year.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21280 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:06 pm to
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Wish Texas would have joined the Acc instead


Yeah, so do we.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:06 pm to
Are you saying Texas is a rent a win?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:07 pm to
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pork is for bacon and poor people

Never go full rantard.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:07 pm to
There's two things I've noticed about Texans, and I feel like they may somehow be related.

1. They prefer beef BBQ to pork BBQ.
2. They prefer penises to vaginas.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
9207 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:07 pm to

Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13211 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:07 pm to
You texas fricks are so predictable. All mother fricking hat and no cattle. We'll take your money, and skull frick your eye sockets out. Y'all have no idea what you're about to get into when you join the SEC.
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
1553 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:08 pm to
Or because your football team and your conference have become irrelevant.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21280 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:08 pm to
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9155 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:09 pm to
Hey Phtheven! You finally came out of the fetal position.

Go find your phaggot friend NFLSU so we can serve him his shite sammich.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18182 posts
Posted on 9/7/22 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

There's two things I've noticed about Texans, and I feel like they may somehow be related.

1. They prefer beef BBQ to pork BBQ.
2. They prefer penises to vaginas.



Gunnery Sergeant Hartman called it.

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