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Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:33 am to Gradual_Stroke
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If you're truly a little Aubie, how do you feel about cheating? If the answer is anything other than "it is the Auburn way!", then you aren't a true Aubie fan.
If he says anything other than "Bama cheats, and all their titles are fake!" then he's a fraud.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:34 am to Gradual_Stroke
A&M has a rich history of cheating. The good thing about Auburn: when we cheat we win. So A&M can't even cheat effectively.
So, AU>A&M.
So, AU>A&M.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:35 am to Gradual_Stroke
DP
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 9:35 am
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:35 am to Gradual_Stroke
Trying too hard
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:37 am to AUsteriskPride
[quote]A&M has a rich history of cheating. The good thing about Auburn: when we cheat we win. So A&M can't even cheat effectively.
So, AU>A&M.
This guy gets it......
So, AU>A&M.
This guy gets it......
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:39 am to Bumbles
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boards but they is all gone now and this place l
They is?
Go frick yourself Boog
This post was edited on 1/16/14 at 9:40 am
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:43 am to TeamCornbread
at those who actually believe this is real. 
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:47 am to Bumbles
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Bumbles
Are you going to continue to bumble your way through the English language in future posts as well?
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:50 am to Bumbles
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ESPN
hmm, who were you on there?
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:51 am to Bumbles
Your name makes me want to hate you
Your post makes me want to hate you more
Your post makes me want to hate you more
Posted on 1/16/14 at 10:01 am to Bumbles
Welcome!
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Bumbles
Posted on 1/16/14 at 10:51 am to Bumbles
quote:Looks like you've already gone full tard.
ESPN had the finest chatboards
Posted on 1/16/14 at 11:16 am to Bumbles
Great...another University of Georgia admissions reject
Posted on 1/16/14 at 11:17 am to Bumbles
Greeeeat, another POS Barner.
Welcome
Welcome
Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:06 pm to TreyAnastasio
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At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff.
The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.
This is where it gets crazy...
It was so fricking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fricking gross. All of a sudden, this fricking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party bitch!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shite!
The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.
He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?).
And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his fricking CHEEK OPEN!
there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.
shite was crazy as hell.
Sounds like the situation on which many of Bruce Springsteen's early lyrics are based.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:10 pm to Bumbles
Hi Bumbles!
Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:39 pm to Bumbles
Are you Beavers Paw or Maw?
Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:40 pm to HVAU
Im one of Bruces ghost writers
Posted on 1/16/14 at 12:41 pm to MasCervezas
This is hilarious. And gfy alter
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