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Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:11 am to TreyAnastasio
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:11 am to TreyAnastasio
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Oh, and I am a real lawyer. I've also really done all of the following things:
- Been in non-public areas of the White House
- Produced papers that were put into the hands of the President
- Had my picture taken with the President
- Attended a private briefing with the First Lady
- Sat in the President's box at the Kennedy Center
- Sat in the office chair of a well-known Presidential candidate
- Had a private lunch with at least one Senator
- Had lunch in the private Senate dining room
- Been to a private party with two (different) Senators, and two political talk-show hosts
- Had drinks with a (different) Senator in his chambers
- Been told an off-color joke by a (different, and of course Republican) Senator
- Represented three Members of Congress in communications with the public
- Been one of four people in a meeting with the Mayor of a top-3 American city
- Had drinks (and been at a Dead show) with the Deputy Mayor of a (different) top-3 American city
- Been sought out as a source by one of the top reporters on cable news
And all of that was over a decade ago, before I turned 24.
tryin to impress the new guy or some shite, Trey?
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Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:11 am to TreyAnastasio
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Oh, and I am a real lawyer. I've also really done all of the following things:
- Been in non-public areas of the White House
- Produced papers that were put into the hands of the President
- Had my picture taken with the President
- Attended a private briefing with the First Lady
- Sat in the President's box at the Kennedy Center
- Sat in the office chair of a well-known Presidential candidate
- Had a private lunch with at least one Senator
- Had lunch in the private Senate dining room
- Been to a private party with two (different) Senators, and two political talk-show hosts
- Had drinks with a (different) Senator in his chambers
- Been told an off-color joke by a (different, and of course Republican) Senator
- Represented three Members of Congress in communications with the public
- Been one of four people in a meeting with the Mayor of a top-3 American city
- Had drinks (and been at a Dead show) with the Deputy Mayor of a (different) top-3 American city
- Been sought out as a source by one of the top reporters on cable news
And all of that was over a decade ago, before I turned 24.
Someone get this man a cookie.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:12 am to Gnar Cat21
quote:
Denied
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:12 am to beaver
Just thought he should know who he is dealing with
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:12 am to Bumbles
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:13 am to TreyAnastasio
I don't think he wants to suck your dick
sorry brah
sorry brah
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:13 am to Bumbles
Swell!
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:15 am to beaver
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I don't think he wants to suck your dick
sorry brah
At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff.
The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.
This is where it gets crazy...
It was so fricking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fricking gross. All of a sudden, this fricking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party bitch!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shite!
The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.
He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?).
And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his fricking CHEEK OPEN!
there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.
shite was crazy as hell.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:15 am to Bumbles
Welcome, Bumbles!
Oh, and
Oh, and
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:16 am to Bumbles
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this place looks even better for friendly conversation.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:16 am to TreyAnastasio
what are you copying and pasting from?
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:18 am to beaver
The Rant really is a swell place....
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:19 am to beaver
quote:From his library of personal life lessons, obviously.
what are you copying and pasting from?
Some respect, please. This man is clearly living a full life.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:22 am to GoldenDawg
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From his library of personal life lessons, obviously.
Bingo
Oh man, I have a crazy story about Beaufort. My knucklehead nephew joined the Marines right after GW invaded Iraq. My father-in-law flew the whole family out there for his graduation from basic. My bro-in-law likes to put things up his nose and we were raging that weekend.
When we ran out we decided that since we were in the South (I grew up in Bama and know about things such as this) we needed to find a plump white girl with ink. The rational was that she likely had a black boyfriend who dealt. We were at a little B&B in Beaufort that had these beach cruiser bikes for guests so we grabbed a pair and found a bar. This was just before noon on a friday.
Sure enough, three beers deep about 1:15 on the aforementioned Friday here comes this big chick with a full sleeve and some shiny shite hanging out of her nose. We buy her a couple drinks and relay our predicament. Sure enough she says her ex-boyfriend "Rodney" is sitting on a pile so we promptly drained the ATM and jump in her Oldsmobile.
A few twists and turns later we're in a trailer park populated by those who do not own belts--lowriders and jeans with the pockets below the knee. She already made the call. Rodney is eagerly awaiting us. He is sitting on his couch with a glock on the cushion next to him. We say hello and he says "goddamnit bitch I done told your dumbass not to bring no white motherfrickers in my house! You supposed to let these motherfrickers sweat in the car!" It was indeed very hot out.
My bro-in-law apologizes for her behavior and says we need an eight but he wants to try it first. Rodney shakes his head and says "are you fricking crazy? I just told your dumbass you ain't supposed to be in my house!" He is indeed crazy, this is but one of many examples. He says "if you want my money you'll give me a taste".
Rodney laughs, shakes his head again, and looks at the gun before cutting out a truckdriver. My hands are in my pockets and I'm sweating in the corner just like a bitch and he looks at my bro-in-law and says "I ain't giving you shite, your boy can try it tho." I timidly walked over to the coffee table and railed it all in one snort--all on the left and it burned like a motherfricker.
Rodney asked "we good?" It was fire. I nodded. He said "tell your boy we good now." I said "we good we good". He spooned some into a baggy--and my bro-in-law is pissed cause he didn't get any yet and he can clearly see that I'm a fricking Roman Candle-- and the crazy motherfricker picked up the bag and said "goddamnit Rodney, keep spooning that shite we're not straight yet". I was pissing by now, head ablaze, ready to get shot--almost didn't care.
Rodney laughed again and put some more in and said "you two motherfrickers are the craziest bitches I ever met. Now get the frick out my house." The ride back to the bar didn't take very long in retrospect but it seemed longer at the time. What a weekend.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:23 am to GoldenDawg
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From his library of personal life lessons, obviously.
Some respect, please. This man is clearly living a full life.
All of that before age 24. Can you imagine. I had just learned how to hold in a fart at that age. Worship mode (on) off.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:24 am to GoldenDawg
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:30 am to Bumbles
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:30 am to TreyAnastasio
Trey, rubbing elbows with the ruling elite and shite. 
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:31 am to five_fivesix
The pint of Pliny in the garage fridge is taunting me no more. Neither is the scratched up piece of shite copy of Eat a Peach that has been on collecting dust at the back of the shelf. WTF did Dickie Betts do again to get kicked out of this band?
FWIW I still haven't heard wingman and I prefer it to this. For phish I mean. frick. Now that other pint in the fridge is calling me names. Drum solo. I mean it would have been cool as shite if they covered this because this is fricking badass but fresh phish is great in a smelly kind of way.
I remember the first time I heard Roggae live. I made a point to not cheer. My buddy jumped up and down and screamed "yeah, the circus baby!". I was so confused. Acid and what not makes it all a challenge. All five senses get put in a blender and you don't know up from green. What color is gravity?
Ha, just had to switch records to hear the end of Mtn Jam. That's fricking cool. Dickie fricking Betts could drink a fifth of whiskey, steal your girl, get off and swap her for the black chick by the soundboard before you even noticed. Mad skills. Why did they kick him out again?
::beats wife::
I kid.
Oh yeah. The new album. Haven't heard it. But I'm glad its here. Point being? Excellent question. I still don't get the love for Roggae. It's like Robert fricked Brian in a Sea of Velvet. But it's from '98! It must be good. Whatever.
Dickie fricking Betts y'all.
FWIW I still haven't heard wingman and I prefer it to this. For phish I mean. frick. Now that other pint in the fridge is calling me names. Drum solo. I mean it would have been cool as shite if they covered this because this is fricking badass but fresh phish is great in a smelly kind of way.
I remember the first time I heard Roggae live. I made a point to not cheer. My buddy jumped up and down and screamed "yeah, the circus baby!". I was so confused. Acid and what not makes it all a challenge. All five senses get put in a blender and you don't know up from green. What color is gravity?
Ha, just had to switch records to hear the end of Mtn Jam. That's fricking cool. Dickie fricking Betts could drink a fifth of whiskey, steal your girl, get off and swap her for the black chick by the soundboard before you even noticed. Mad skills. Why did they kick him out again?
::beats wife::
I kid.
Oh yeah. The new album. Haven't heard it. But I'm glad its here. Point being? Excellent question. I still don't get the love for Roggae. It's like Robert fricked Brian in a Sea of Velvet. But it's from '98! It must be good. Whatever.
Dickie fricking Betts y'all.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 9:31 am to Bumbles
Fair weather fan...
War Eagle.
War Eagle.
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