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Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:19 pm to Funky Tide 8
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This thread is hilarious. Just in case anyone missed it. THE OP ROUTINELY STARTS THREADS ON HERE BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE PISSED ON THE DENNY CHIMES TOWER IN 2007. Dude is a douche that is no better than the tea
K Funky.
I have been on this board for EIGHT years.
I shart out chunks of guys like you every day, from a board credibility standpoint.
I skewer idiot Gumps almost as much as idiot LSU fans, it's true.
i had assumed that Hog fans were the most aggrieved as my assholery towards them is damn near shameless, but maybe I misundersetimated your butt hurtage as well.
The fact that you think I am a "douche" is well-documented.
The "pee" thread you reference is from an event that occured in 1986, and concerned one of my fraternity brothers,the estimable and aptly-named Rod V, who did in fact urinate on an inantimate object, and was arrested.
The payoff of said thread, was not the urination and the arrest, but the theft of subsequent gumball machine from the Tuscaloosa police department.
If you think that my association with that sordid lawbreaking event gives every Gump a license to start a new TUSCALOOSA TEABAGGER TURDITION, then by all means, go for it....
At the very least, it's a GREAT t-shirt opportunity.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:20 pm to Latarian
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Deadspin just posted this video and said that supposedly the LSU kid is dead. WTF?
Not saying that is true, however thats the other thing I don't understand.
This dude could have serious alcohol poisoning...if I saw someone like that and couldn't wake him up I would call a cop over and try and get him to the hospital instead of laughing and literally rubbing my nuts on his face
Maybe I am just a decent human being though
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:20 pm to Latarian
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Deadspin just posted this video and said that supposedly the LSU kid is dead. WTF?
Whoa, whoa, whoa....fricking with a drunk guy is one thing.
Necrophilia on the other hand...not cool.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:20 pm to Latarian
I DONT TOLERATE BALL TO FACE CONDUCT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:21 pm to Eighteen
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Maybe I am just a decent human being though
No, you are just a pussy. Nut rubbing is the way to go. He deserved it.
This post was edited on 1/15/12 at 2:21 pm
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:21 pm to Robot Santa
in that article deadspin also posted twitter account of the perp
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:21 pm to Robot Santa
lol at one of the comments on outkickthecoverage:
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it's the only time LSU moved the ball all night.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:21 pm to LuciusSulla
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And clearly a cop who is standing there as it happens is analogous to launching an investigation and more than likely having someone extradited from another state to face sexual assault charges. I think you misunderstand me; I am totally with you. I too hope to see an end of drunken tea-baggery in my life, particularly in dining establishments. It is, no doubt, the most dastardly of crimes
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:21 pm to ray terese
If you post in all caps again I'm going to teabag you.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:22 pm to Bellabama
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You seem to have an angry chip, so it would fit...
Yes, my post was made in all seriousness and from a place of anger, like all the posts in this thread, I'm sure.
Jesus, some of you people are so sensitive and dumb, it makes this place not fun.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:22 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:22 pm to Eighteen
I don't understand it either. I would have called the police or something.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:22 pm to Scruffy
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You think I don't understand this fact? We all know sexual crimes are inherently wrong. This isn't some amazing philosophical epiphany you are preaching to us. We get it.
If this is true, then I'm amazed at your indifference toward it earlier in this thread.
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It is the fact that so many in this thread are calling for Sexual Assault charges and Sex Offender registry placement when this guy's crime warrants neither. Like I said, you guys are getting way to emotional over this issue.
Not all people are calling for his prosecution. Many are merely stating their disgust at his actions and, most recently, announcing their shock at others' acceptance or lack of condemnation toward his actions. If you disagree, feel free to review the thread.
Concurrently, most have not stated the perpetrator deserves to be placed on a sexual offender registry or be monitored for the rest of his life. It is merely a possibility in the statute. We didn't write it.
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And honestly, if this wouldn't involve LSU and Bama, I highly doubt it would have been seen as a big deal.
As I specifically said earlier, the OP's original intent or underlying desire is irrelevant for most.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:23 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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According to some on here, he deserved it.
What?
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:23 pm to Alahunter
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Butthurt in a thread about balls, isn't a wise choice.
I'll grant you that.
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Do love some gut grenades though, dipped in chili.
Mmm. I haven't had some chili cheese fries in quite some time.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:24 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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MSCoastTigerGirl
Are you in law school? You and I think alike.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:24 pm to Latarian
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in that article deadspin also posted twitter account of the perp
Holy shite...people really want the guy to go to jail over that?
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:24 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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Deadspin
Mission Accomplished.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 2:25 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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According to some on here, he deserved it.
Please provide a link to these "some"
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