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re: NCAA Has to Step In and Punish LSU

Posted on 7/15/26 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
72624 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 1:51 pm to
captdalton is actually more broken by LSU than many of the Ole Miss fans here, and that's really saying something.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24973 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 1:52 pm to
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You're another person who desperately needs something bad to happen to LSU.


It already has happened.
Posted by JTM72
BR, LA.
Member since Mar 2014
1729 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 1:58 pm to
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It already has happened.


What has?
Posted by Gnash
KTX
Member since Oct 2015
11393 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:03 pm to
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What has?

It’s best to ignore Miss Dalton.
Her husband left her for a better looking girl from Louisiana.
She quit her job and now spends all day on SEC Rant. Her new low is white knighting for Ole Miss fans in a thread that has nothing to do with her or Alabama.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24973 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:06 pm to
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Choosing to and having to are different. Some schools are ok with their coaches losing 4 or more games every year. Like Bama. LSU isn't one of them.


LSU football is very familiar with losing 4 or more games per season. They lost 4 or more games each of the past two seasons. They lost 4 or more games 5 of of the last 6 seasons. They lost 4 or more games 10 of the last 20 seasons. They lost 4 or more games 28 of the last 50 seasons.

Even Nick Saban lost 4 or more games at LSU twice in his 5 seasons there.

During LSU’s most successful 20 year run they lost 4 or more games 50% of the time.

LSU’s all time winning percentage is .645. That equates to 8-4. No LSU fan needs to ever use 4 losses as an attempted gotcha

Posted by Gnash
KTX
Member since Oct 2015
11393 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:09 pm to
I know sweetheart, those big bad LSU fans made you mad again.
One day all your posting on this board will show them.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
72624 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:10 pm to
dalton is a very soft person that was bullied in the past by LSU fans.

He cries about it quite often. Basically his entire schtick is muh LSU fans are big meany heads. It's rather entertaining.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24973 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:14 pm to
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He cries about it quite often. Basically his entire schtick is muh LSU fans are big meany heads


That is incorrect. My entire schtick is that most LSU fans here are drunk, overly emotional, mouth breathing, inbred French Canadian pussies. And the rest of them are developmentally challenged computer science grads.
Posted by Gnash
KTX
Member since Oct 2015
11393 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:16 pm to
A thread started by Ole Miss fans about rev share and LSU, and right on queue here comes Dalton copying and pasting from Grok.
Posted by Gnash
KTX
Member since Oct 2015
11393 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:18 pm to
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That is incorrect. My entire schtick is that most LSU fans here are drunk, overly emotional, mouth breathing, inbred French Canadian pussies. And the rest of them are developmentally challenged computer science grads.

Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
72624 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:19 pm to
I'm trying to have more of a measure of compassion for dalton, as it's very clear that he's a socially awkward, autistic person who has been severely bullied throughout his life.

It's quite clear that he's not actually an Alabama fan just from his post history. He cosplays in that manner because he sees it as a position of "power" from whence he can try to seek revenge against his betters.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24973 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:19 pm to
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copying and pasting from Grok.


Nah, I just use google.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
27375 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:20 pm to
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I'm glad we're run professionally and ethically now under Pete.


LOLOLOLOL
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24973 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:23 pm to
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a socially awkward, autistic person


Posted by CJ786
Member since Aug 2025
35 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:32 pm to
An Alabama fan calling someone else inbred? Alabama is the home of incest. Don't you get 75% off your wedding if it's your sister? Ask your uncle daddy, he knows.
Posted by CJ786
Member since Aug 2025
35 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:33 pm to
STTDB
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24973 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:37 pm to
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An Alabama fan calling someone else inbred? Alabama is the home of incest.


Yet Louisiana has a higher rate of incest than Alabama.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
27375 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:39 pm to
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It already has happened.


Like what... you became an LSU fan again?
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
27375 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:43 pm to
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Yet Louisiana has a higher rate of incest than Alabama.


Well duh.... because north LA has a lot of bama fans doing that inbreeding. You're a product of first cousins playing spin the bottle... or was that your aunt, then turned uncle?
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
24973 posts
Posted on 7/15/26 at 2:57 pm to
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Well duh.... because north LA has a lot of bama fans doing that inbreeding. You're a product of first cousins playing spin the bottle


It surprises no one that you got that completely wrong. Louisiana’s elevated rates of incest and inbreeding come from Acadiana.

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