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NCAA Determines Becoming A Bengal Punishment Enough For Joe Burrow Taking Cash From OBJ

Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:10 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:10 pm
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INDIANAPOLIS—Laying down a harsh ruling that is sure to resonate in future cases, the NCAA determined Friday that Joe Burrow joining the Cincinnati Bengals will be more than enough punishment for his infraction of accepting a cash payment from Odell Beckham Jr. “We want to do everything we can to discourage college players from trying to monetize their position, and we have determined that whatever punishment we could come up with will pale in comparison to being drafted by the Bengals,” said N.C.A.A. president Mark Emmert, who warned that the LSU quarterback’s fate might become the new standard for punishing player corruption.


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Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
13027 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:13 pm to
It took the NCAA all of half a day to start selling Burrow #9 shirts on fansedge.

A cheap cotton T-shirt for $32.

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This post was edited on 1/19/20 at 3:15 pm
Posted by CNB
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:14 pm to
Wait for it...
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30065 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:14 pm to
Fresh off an obscure bowl win, bama has the best team in college football history on its mind.


The LSU bayou bengals.
This post was edited on 1/19/20 at 3:16 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62729 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:20 pm to
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an obscure bowl

I'm glad you you termed virtually every bowl game LSU has ever been in up to this year
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:21 pm to
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Fresh off an obscure bowl win, bama has the best team in college football history on its mind.



It’s a satire article numb nuts. It’s supposed to be read a laughed at.

Just a little sensitive aren’t you Nancy?
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:21 pm to
RTWFU
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30065 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:23 pm to
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It’s a satire article numb nuts. It’s supposed to be read a laughed at.



Now I’m just laughing at you. You sound like a bit of a spaz.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30065 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:25 pm to
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I'm glad you you termed virtually every bowl game LSU has ever been in up to this year


Yep. Those other sugar bowl national championships LSU won were obscure.


Now I’m talking to the bama troll second team. Cajunbama taking Sunday off?
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:26 pm to
Yeah, I’m a spaz that thinks an Onion article is legit enough to get defensive about.

Quit drinking the water out your ditch, it’s making you retarded.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:28 pm to
He wasn’t being defensive about the onion article, he was making fun of the Bama OP posting about LSU

But carry on.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30065 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:29 pm to
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Yeah, I’m a spaz that thinks an Onion article is legit enough to get defensive about.

Quit drinking the water out your ditch, it’s making you retarded.



No. It’s your use of exclamation and “numb nuts” and “regarded” making me think you’re 17 or.....another spaz that likes the onion.




This post was edited on 1/19/20 at 3:31 pm
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95873 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:31 pm to
Bruh who doesn’t like the onion
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:32 pm to
Tell me how posting an Onion article is any different than posting an SEC Shorts video. They’re both published as satire, or comedy for entertainment purposes. To get riled liked Nancy did, just because a Bammer posted it, shows a very thin skin or a mental disorder.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95873 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:34 pm to
I don’t disagree at all.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:37 pm to
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No. It’s your use of exclamation and “numb nuts” and “regarded”


Actually I said retarded - much like tendencies that you’re still demonstrating. But please, by all means believe what you will. I don’t want to upset you anymore than you already seem to be getting.
Might want take a breath and tighten your chin strap so you don’t bump your head and cause and additional damage to your ability to discern a half-arse troll job. Good luck Corky.
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
30853 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:41 pm to
This thread is a case study in the fact that LSU fans are both incapable of recognizing satire, and incapable of coming up with witty responses when the satire is pointed out to them.

At least now we know why they obsess over athletics so much.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 3:44 pm to
Not all of them.
Posted by Tractor Tug60
South Texas
Member since Apr 2018
3060 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 4:00 pm to
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Now I’m talking to the bama troll second team. Cajunbama taking Sunday off?

Truth
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25174 posts
Posted on 1/19/20 at 4:02 pm to
It has been a while since I've seen so many people blow up about an Onion article I will admit.

Obviously going to LSU was just about the best thing to happen Joe Burrow but some folks will take this very seriously.
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