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re: My Old Man got 2 tickets to Mondays game through his job....

Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:33 am to
Posted by labamafan
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2007
24264 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 7:33 am to
That's terrible. What did you do to piss him off?
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6981 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:23 am to
quote:

bullyintigertown


A Mississippi State fan living in Louisiana makes an incest joke about Alabama.

Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:39 am to
quote:

A Mississippi State fan living in Louisiana makes an incest joke about Alabama.


More importantly, it's a worse version of a joke that was already made...

I took the low hanging fruit so that we could move past it...
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:40 am to
Sounds like your bro inlaw’s kiss-assing has paid off.
Posted by Rocco Lampone
Raleigh, NC
Member since Nov 2010
3051 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:47 am to
quote:

My Old Man got 2 tickets to Mondays game through his job....


Is mistaken4193 really Don Jr.?
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40252 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:50 am to
You must have been one shitty kid.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17743 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:52 am to
The majority of Ranters are disappointing to their father.
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 8:53 am
Posted by Tidefan44
Prattville, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
625 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:53 am to
Is Old Sarge your brother in law?
Posted by InThroughTheOutDore
Middle TN
Member since Nov 2008
7383 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:29 am to
I have bad news for you regarding his will...
Posted by crimson jake
Germany
Member since Oct 2012
1004 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:30 am to
quote:

And he decided to invite my sister's husband over me......WTF


Your father hates you.
Posted by ArabianKnight
Member since Jul 2010
2617 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:33 am to
quote:

And he decided to invite my sisters husband over me......WTF So you got the invite anyways?


Probably deserves an upvote, but I just can't.

And OP, now's the time to realize you might not be getting as much in the will as you hoped.
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:48 am to
quote:

1 is 30 and I guess looks normal. The other is 24 and looks like MamaJune....before the weight loss.


If he took Mama June's husband, then your Dad is showing him a token of gratitude for having taken that daughter off his hands.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:53 am to
Dude that sucks arse
Posted by razthecat
Bay Minette, AL
Member since Oct 2010
2352 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:53 am to
You must be a horrible son.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 9:53 am to
That is sonic parking lot worthy.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37613 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 10:00 am to
Your husband "got 2 tickets to Mondays game through his job...."?????

Or was it your Dad, your father? You know, the person who's seed and job earnings allowed your disrespectful arse to survive this long on this earth.

Biker chicks call their pimps their "old man."

Respectful sons call their fathers "Dad" or Pa or Pops ... not 'old man.'

I suspect that's why your brother-in-law got the invite, rather than you young man.
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 10:02 am
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 10:29 am to
quote:

If he took Mama June's husband, then your Dad is showing him a token of gratitude for having taken that daughter off his hands.


Modern day post marriage dowry.
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 10:30 am to
quote:

Probably deserves an upvote, but I just can't.


100% fair... as I said... he set me up, I just knocked it down.

Sometimes you just can't bring yourself to do it...
Posted by S1C EM
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2007
11585 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 10:34 am to
quote:

And he decided to invite my sister's husband over me......WTF


Wait....are you the bro-in-law of the LSU guy who posted earlier that his father-in-law gave him a ticket and not his own son?
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60294 posts
Posted on 1/5/18 at 10:34 am to
Have you talked to him and asked why?
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