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re: My mighty Spartans using their lyrical pimp hand to slap around LSU.

Posted on 3/25/19 at 9:59 pm to
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47809 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 9:59 pm to
Mighty Norfolk State (aka Alabama’s Daddy) is about to lose to Colorado by double digits.
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
47809 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:01 pm to
The Aggie dick rider
Who’s goes by the name Ted
Is an Aggie fan favorite
Becuase he gives them all head

Disclaimer: I may have crossed a line here.
This post was edited on 3/25/19 at 10:13 pm
Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
7732 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:06 pm to
A gump named Ted is a spaz
Who quotes poems with so much pizzazz.
He loves him some Avery
Though it took so much bravery
Because LSU swept them with Naz.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

The Aggie dick rider 


Da frick?
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

He loves him some Avery 


That's crossing a line.
Posted by VT4
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Jan 2004
841 posts
Posted on 3/25/19 at 11:51 pm to
While Sparty proudly screams
With Vitale looking green
Barely audible you'll hear
Female voices in fear
A cover-up coming apart at the seams

So proudly they snicker "Go!"
Though Sparty's crimes sicker so
To Vitale and the green horde
Fake News couldn't be more
Leaving LSU to teach y'all the word "No!"
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
16143 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:32 am to
Ooh, try luserana
Or how about Lololsu
They are all hilarious!
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7577 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:51 am to
quote:

... row doesn't rhyme with hole. You could have had something great there, but you fricked it up.


You didn't read it with a Bama accent, the L in hole is silent
Posted by teamjackson
Headspace, LLC
Member since Nov 2012
4616 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:26 am to
So reading is singing now?

Do you normally sing the things you read, in your head? Are you reading this to a tune?

Are you ill?

Moron.
Posted by jvargas
Member since Feb 2019
961 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:29 am to
Don't you have a crappy Big 10 board you can post on?

GTF off our board, we know you're jealous of the SEC, we get it.
Posted by SwampManiac
Quito, Ecuador
Member since Jul 2013
1758 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:32 am to
quote:

their lyrical pimp hand


That's about right. A culture of rape.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15039 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:46 am to
MSU may well beat LSU but your OP title is gay as frick.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:48 am to
Here we go Spartans
Here we go
Clap Clap



Posted by Buckshot24
Gonzales, La.
Member since Oct 2012
264 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:58 am to
The win may be vacated but yall arse will be at home come Saturday morning!!!
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

The Aggie dick rider
Who’s goes by the name Ted
Is an Aggie fan favorite
Becuase he gives them all head


Jesus Christ you are obsessed with Aggie.

We aren't even in the tournament, nor did we record your dumbass former coach talking about paying players.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:04 pm to
Good link OP, this is my favorite one:

quote:

LSU shouldn’t even be here
Cause they’ve cheated & that’s quite clear
Their coach has no alibi
Cause he got taped by the FBI
Friday we’ll make these punks disappear
Posted by J2thaROC
Member since May 2018
13054 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:12 pm to
Is that the same “pimp hand” they used to do all those rapes with?
This post was edited on 3/26/19 at 12:13 pm
Posted by Maravich
Member since Mar 2014
2432 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:14 pm to
Proud of you for commenting something other than an asterisk or melt for once. I know that took a lot of mind power out of your peanut brain to come up with something so witty.

Sorry about your gators btw
This post was edited on 3/26/19 at 12:17 pm
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36483 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:36 pm to
Yawn
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20540 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:43 pm to
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