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Posted on 4/10/19 at 12:31 pm to bigDgator
I've never done anything embarrassing after a loss, but in 2005 I went to Tuscaloosa and hot Gump blonde let me raw dog her after her team lost.
Posted on 4/10/19 at 12:33 pm to bigDgator
Got into a fight with some juice monkey in a Tiger Stadium tunnel after the Florida loss in 2009. Very lucky I didn't spend the rest of the weekend in jail. Also lucky my brother was there to save my dumb arse -- the guy was huge and probably would have killed me.
Posted on 4/10/19 at 12:35 pm to bigDgator
I broke my brand new IPhone 8 plus during this year's Natty. I threw my phone full speed into my buddy's couch and it bounced off and the screen landed directly on a 20 lb dumbbell. Destroyed the screen.
Roll Tide boys
Roll Tide boys
Posted on 4/10/19 at 12:37 pm to The_Ultimate_Warrior
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I threw my phone at the couch cushion.
Weird...my post above details something very similar...although mine ended with much worse repercussions.
Posted on 4/10/19 at 12:40 pm to SlaughterDale
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I got into a scuffle with my older brother after we lost to Ole Miss in 2013. He was 5 years older than me and played football - he kicked my arse
In this case the regret was instantaneous.
Posted on 4/10/19 at 12:45 pm to bigDgator
I dogged cussed Gus at the top of my lungs walking out of Tiger stadium last year.
Posted on 4/10/19 at 12:48 pm to bigDgator
True but looking back on it still very embarrassing considering I thought I stood a chance
Posted on 4/10/19 at 12:52 pm to bigDgator
Dropped a shite talking bammer after bama-lsu 2014. didn't feel bad but my knuckles sure did
This post was edited on 4/10/19 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 4/10/19 at 12:56 pm to bigDgator
After the Kentucky football game last fall my friend and I were 5 pitchers deep with a couple shots between the two of us. We rode our bicycles to the bar and planned on calling the wives when the game was over for a safe ride home instead of riding our bikes back a few miles through KC,MO.
We both were so frustrated from the last few minutes of that game we skipped calling the wives and decided to leave immediately without thinking about it.
Did not realize how intoxicated we were until half way home and I ended up hitting a brand new curb that had just been put in and I went face first over the handle bars and ripped my nut sack open going about 15-20mphs. Had to get 9 stiches on the side of my nutsack. If you have never had a needle go in to your nutsack I would not recommend it. Second worst pain besides kidney stones in my life time.
That day and the PI call at the end of the game haunts me to this day....btw Kentucky
We both were so frustrated from the last few minutes of that game we skipped calling the wives and decided to leave immediately without thinking about it.
Did not realize how intoxicated we were until half way home and I ended up hitting a brand new curb that had just been put in and I went face first over the handle bars and ripped my nut sack open going about 15-20mphs. Had to get 9 stiches on the side of my nutsack. If you have never had a needle go in to your nutsack I would not recommend it. Second worst pain besides kidney stones in my life time.
That day and the PI call at the end of the game haunts me to this day....btw Kentucky
Posted on 4/10/19 at 12:57 pm to bigDgator
Teabagged a coonass at the Krystals.
Oops. That was after a win.
Oops. That was after a win.
This post was edited on 4/10/19 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 4/10/19 at 12:57 pm to bigDgator
** I was not a part of this**
After mizzou lost to ku on 2012 when we had a 19 point halftime lead...
anywho, people took to the streets in a pretty highly populated area downtown, and started kicking full paint cans all around. Best believe paint was flying out and onto cars.
For me, nothing. Im one of those people that when my teams losses, i just smile a lot. Its weird.
After mizzou lost to ku on 2012 when we had a 19 point halftime lead...
anywho, people took to the streets in a pretty highly populated area downtown, and started kicking full paint cans all around. Best believe paint was flying out and onto cars.
For me, nothing. Im one of those people that when my teams losses, i just smile a lot. Its weird.
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:00 pm to bigDgator
Nvm
This post was edited on 4/10/19 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:05 pm to Maravich
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Dropped a shite talking bammer after bama-lsu 2014. didn't feel bad but my knuckles sure did
What a badass
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:06 pm to mizslu314
After Florida beat us on the Hail Mary in 2017 I head butted my bedroom door and put a hole in it. Not my best moment
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:07 pm to bigDgator
Locked myself in a walk in pantry with weed, a pipe, a lighter, and bottle of crown after kick 6.
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:09 pm to Maravich
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didn't feel bad but my knuckles sure did
Everyone thinks they're a badass until they realize they aren't.
This post was edited on 4/10/19 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:09 pm to bigDgator
Posted on the Rant game day board. Still going to confessional over this.
Posted on 4/10/19 at 1:10 pm to bigDgator
Went into an absolute rage after the LSU-Ole Miss "clock it" game in 2009. Thankfully I was home alone.
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